Why Can't I Have One of Those Jobs?

Yeah Columbia, they may be looking for some actual real life prof's after the moonbat uprising of 2006.

Actually, my undergrad was full of career prof's and we simply stuck to the books with almost no real world until I got to my internship. So, I came out of college as most do, without any understanding of the real world or how to make money.

Graduate school I did at night because I work for a living, and the teachers were almost all part time as they had real jobs as well. The degree was worth so much more because we could talk about situational applications. While the degree on paper alone helped career wise, what I learned helped as well.

When you apply, just don't mention party affiliation.

...do NOT mention you are a "Bush supporter!!"