I Can't Wait to See People Burn In Hell - a sermon by Deacon Fred!

You will get your wish. Because you will be there “live”. No big screens in heaven to watch hell. You think you are qualified to judge. I don’t think your interview with God is going to go too well. Your obvious glee of what you hope will happen to people who don’t agree with you is most Christian like. Not! You feel your beliefs are the only acceptable set. Enjoy your front row seat.
And sister anita? You want to shoot men who stare at you? It doesn’t even matter what the outside of your package looks like. You are an ugly person inside.

Have you even read Revelations? The passage you boast of your ignorance about refers to the 2 dead witnesses God sent to Earth. The witnesses/prophets that the beast killed. The sinners made merry and exchanged gifts as their bodies lay in the street, because the witnesses/prophets, with authority granted by God, had unleashed all manners of death on them and the sinners thought it was payback time. You presume to know Jesus’ mind. You want to start the sinner’s party early and Jesus won’t mind? Many people ask what would Jesus do. You should too. Plus where did you earn the title “Deacon”? Key word is earn because you just flunked Bible 101.