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Comment on: The Pepperhawks' Farm Journal

The Acorns Dilemma, Chapter I

247 Comments

St. Gracie,

And here I thought you were working on a piece of fiction.
Too bad silly Mrs. Acorn only paid attention to the things she wanted to hear. This is too blood chillingly realistic. It could happen.
I'm glad I'm over here. There's an extra room for you and Gos if you need it.

Hi Lucie

It is fiction, I hope. LOL!

Thanks for the offer to stay there if we need to. Sure there's enough room for both of us? And the dogs too? We might come.

Well, Mrs. Acorn is a liberal and the do only hear what they want to hear. Not facts, never that.

More fiction! Yay!

Good. And perhaps the type like 1984 and Animal Farm, only closer to home.

Far fetched, but is it really?

St. Gracie, and Goshawk

Happy first anniversary.

Hi VaDaddy

Yep, more fiction. Not far fetched I suppose and that's why I wanted to write it, but try to make it amusing in some ways as I go along. The first chapter is always about getting things set up. So I hope you come back and enjoy more chapters coming up.

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy life to come here.

coming to town near you

Pepp: That explains it. That could be 80% of voters, busy watching American Idol.

Peppermint2

Is Mrs. Acorn having buyers remorse? Is she having doubts and second thoughts of maybe not paying as much attention as she should have to what was going on.

Gave me a laugh. Good read! Oh the Acorns - they probably no longer believe in hope and change.

Lucie

Thanks for remembering it's our 1rst. We are very happy about that and will celebrate in whatever limited manner we can since we're both sick. But it will be a nice day.

xpressit

Yes, that is probably one of the reasons for people not paying attention. There are a lot worse shows too that people get hooked on. Like all those survivor shows that just humiliate people and make fun of others. I never could understand what that attraction is unless it's envy and wanting to feel better about themselves.

Anyway, I didn't mean to get all philosophical, but 80% of some Americans have had their brains elsewhere.

Pepp

It makes me think. Ayers complains he did not hurt or kill anybody. No harm done. He's a victim, they all are. And notice how he wishes they could have done more. What prevented that scenario was...the law. It was not for lack of trying, right? (you suppose he'd teaching now if convicted?) Then he mentions Sirhan and MSM even ignored that. That's why I find your piece interesting, now if anyone talks about it after he gets his crown, then what? What a full circle over the years. And when you consider Davis and his connections, you wonder how much he knew from then.

Sue

The Acorns will come to not believe in hope and change as things go along.

Buyers remorse to say the least will come upon the once happy couple.

xpressit

Very interesting thoughts. Ayers interview was a real eye opener was it not? He has no remorse, he did not kill anyone? Does he know this for sure? And, he says he wishes they did more, like what? Really kill a lot of people. They got off on a technicality and he makes fun of the law, guilty as hell, but free as a bird, only in America. And he has a picture of himself in some mag rag stepping on our flag.

I wonder too about the talking about all of this after the Messiah becomes POTUS. What will happen then to these people who have been thrown under the bus?

This is a full circle and we will learn more and more as time goes by as these people come out of their little cocoons to brag about their escapades and little by little, drip by drip, someone is going to be more exposed. Then what?

I sense another mini series coming on...

Will this become a series?

Gotta take

a phone call but will be back. Pep

Big Papa

Yes, it is going to be a series. I'm getting things set up in the first chapter and lots of things will be happening to the Acorn family. LOL!

The sad thing Pep

Is that the fictional scenario you present was played out in real life for many men rotting in Guantanomo Bay.

Pep

Great piece!! Very entertaining, in a bone-chilling kind of way.
You got a troll problem. That must mean you struck a nerve. Good for you...Maybe your little troll friend would like to have some of the Gitmo occupants housed in his community, since I'm sure he believes they were just innocent bystanders. Wouldn't want to let the facts get in the way, now would we? Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Ramzi Bin Al Shibh, Ramzi Yousef... just regular guys on their way to work. Heh.

Pepp2

SCARY!

But that is exactly what the liberals would love to implement. The former Soviet Union never died, it just moved from Moscow, to San Fran, to Chicago, to DC.

Bryce, what?

Club Gitmo where terrorists that kill innocent people get 3 squares a day and have put on weight and get free Koran's. That Gitmo? The club med of prisons?

bryce1

"Is that the fictional scenario you present was played out in real life for many men rotting in Guantanomo Bay."

First of all....WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Second, I KNOW guys who have worked as guards at Gitmo and they'll tell you in a HEARTBEAT that the guys in jail there are hardened terrorists who belong there. In fact, when I was in Iraq, I read a few reports where some of them who we TRIED to repatriate, their own N.O.O. did not want them back. Also, if they put YOU in a cell with one and walked away, they'd kill you.

Just for being an American.

Third, now that you got your Messiah elected, we're gonna get a dose of islamofascism fast. But to you American-bashers, it'll be our fault right?

Bryce

Sometimes you've made sense when you come here. This time I can only say what Purplegimp said Huh?

bdubya

Thanks. I'm glad you found it entertaining. Things get much, much worse in upcoming chapters. Perhaps even more chilling with a dash of humor here and there.

I see you took care of telling Bryce a thing or two. Good job with that. Like I always say don't let facts get in the way of liberals. It never computes.

"Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Ramzi Bin Al Shibh, Ramzi Yousef... just regular guys on their way to work. Heh. "

Yeah, I wonder how many libs would love to share the wealth with these guys? Just your average Joe.
LOL!

GunnyG

Your statement is dead on, from Soviet Russia and now all the way to DC. Who would have ever thought this could happen?

Guns

On your statement to Bryce, you rock and you told it like it is. Great comment!

And thanks to you, Lucie and bdubya for taking care of my lib troll.

Big Pap

Thanks to you too. Didn't mean to leave ya out. I like my fans defending me. LMAO!

Ms. Acorn & her Ilk asked for it

But the rest of us didn't. This piece of fiction gives me goosebumps; it rings so true.

Good work Pepp.

Well, isn't this a nice surprise

to have our own personal mini-series back again?

I'm almost thinking that BO's election has re-inspired your creativity; could you actually end up being grateful?

Wouldn't that be ironic?

Anyway, great to see you back in form; I for one missed the serials.

And I actually would welcome trolls like Bryce as it makes the comments more interesting.

Bryce 1

You obviously voted for a man, (I use the term loosely), who gleefully endorses the murder of the unborn, yet you consider the terrorist at Gitmo as "victims". If i had my way, you and your fellow traitors would be thrown into a cell at Gitmo with those you feel so sorry for where they'd whack your empty head off the first day. You are a disgusting creaton.

The very next day.....

Red receives a letter, that upon opening it sees the first line read, "Greetings, you have 30 days to report to the nearest selective service office....."
Seems the volunteer army has run out of volunteers....

Bobbie

Thanks. I figured it would ring true somewhat but it sounds like I ended up scaring a lot of people, not intentionally. But, who knows what is facing us come post Inauguration?

The Acorns asked for it this is true. Sadly the rest of us will suffer for it.

Pepp: Reminiscent of

Dr. Zhivago. Banker v. Doctor, house v. car, and the kids are all "educated".

I don't think that the Amreican people will loet it go this far, however.....

Hey Paulie

Well thanks and it's so nice to see you back here again. I've missed you and Mrs. Paulie watching you laughing in the morning.

Yes, back to a mini series and also, yes it has taken me some time to come up with something, but I've also been a very busy woman ya know, moving, getting married, etc.

I could be semi grateful for the BHO inspiration, but only in the tiniest bit.
Yes, you're right that is ironic. Now if I could only get some wealth shared that would be even better. LOL!

Wouldn't that be ironic?

And thanks again for saying it's nice to see the mini series back, a different one, but another mini series. This one is going to get really bad for the Acorns.

Yeah, I don't mind Bryce coming here. Let them come and make whatever comment they wish. It spices things up.

Bobbie

Good comment to Bryce. If only we could get them to see the liberties they are going to lose. Really sad.

Mildred

Funny someone else said that to me this morning about Dr. Zhivago.

I have to hope and hope the American people won't let things go this far, but then again, we don't know all of what Obama has planned for us peons.
And, he will be the KING, the MESSIAH, not just a mere president. That puts a whole new slant on things.

davecat

Ha, ha. Good idea, but no, that is not what happens to Red Acorn. Something much, much worse.
And some humor to go with it along the way.

Hi, Peppermint!

This is excellent and has a very chilling undertone! More heinous acts to follow! It reminds me of that poem, "First, they came for the Jews, But I was not Jewish so I did nothing ...."

I am already living the politics of fear and he isn`t even in office yet! There is a lot of material for you to work with! No doubt you will weave a frightening but funny tale that will make all of us want to hide! Thanks for a good read!

Pepp: Well remember.............

It took decades, but Russia is now back to some form of capitalism. The US has enjoyed for too long....and we are currently depending on capitalism to pull the world out of the global financial meltdown. GW has to stick to his guns on this and the Big 3 is the example. They will get the $$$ out of the energy bill to reverse their course, but the unions have to make concessions and do it fast.

dawndawn

Thanks for coming by. Yes, it is a frightening tale obviously. I really scared the hey out of people with this one. I will weave some humor into it to take the chilling pressure off at times.

Yep, we've got the politics of fear going here too. Loaded and locked.

Mildred

You're right it took years for Russia and they have some form of capitalism, but they are also having some form of the old Soviet tactics going on there and seem to be reverting back to some of it. So many reporters have disappeared there in the last several years. And. Russia is cavorting with Chavez, probably will have missiles looking at us from down south.

GW can stick to his guns, but he won't be there for long and I heard this big 3 bailout is going to be pushed down the line to the next dictator, I mean, president.

Yo Pepp and Gos! I see

it didn't take very long before a troll showed up with his/hers phony concern over those "poor, mistreated" sub-human beings who would chop off his head in a heartbeat.
I don't know what it's going to take to convince these folks to take off their horse blinders. I shudder to think that it's going to take another 9/11 of greater magnitude or a 2X4 up along their heads to get their attention.
We are a war for the survival of western civilization.
Your new mini series may rattle a lot of cages, so keep it up.

I like the start, Pepp

I'm sure this one will be quite informative AND entertaining. The old liberal mantra of "it can't happen to me" strikes again.

bryce

"the fictional scenario you present was played out in real life for many men rotting in Guantanomo Bay."

How in the world do you come to that imbecilic statement? The Islamic terrorists in Gitmo didn't freely vote for someone who promised to bring them socialism. They are Followers of the False Prophet (the one from the 7th century, not Barack Obama) and believe in what the Koran commands, that all who are not muslims must convert to Islam or be enslaved (dhimmitude) or put to the sword. Nothing innocent about them.

...Brave New World...


I think they will confiscate firearms before BMW's...

I know damn well they better confiscate firearms before Harley Davidsons...even yuppie Harley Davidsons...

To all

The scenario presented here perfectly mirrors the detainment of the Uighers at GITMO. The Pentagon determined years ago that they were not involved in plotting or raising arms against Americans, and yet they were held for years with no right to challenge their detainment.

peppermint

First of all, the story is beautifully written and I could imagine it all happening in my head.

The sad part of it all is that it is also a reality that many of us have accepted COULD come true. What is to say "it can't happen here"? Things like this occur in other countries every day. Children are taken from their parents and handed over to the government and brainwashed all the time.

Why not here?

peppermint2 an invite

Hi!! I am a new blogger here at townhall-come on by.

Purplegimp

Thanks for your best wishes on our first!

Excellent Pepp!


And well written! I agree with many of the other comments. Even though your beginning series is fiction. There is this eerie feeling that it may not be. And that is scary!

willibeaux

You know what is really very sad Beaux? Is that I believe that the Liberal concern for these sub-humans is not phony. But is how their misguided and brainwashed minds think!

And it is that type of thinking that got Ovomit elected!

Pep

I am not easilly scared, I have pictures of me surrounded by sharks even though, incredibly enough, cannot swim.

But your tale produces chills down my back and the hair on the back of my nech stands at attention.

Your tale is a very distinct posibility.

Yo Gos & Pepp! You are

right on with your comment about the election. When the 62M+ voters who put Obama in the WH get splattered with all of the Socialistic crap that the "Troika" dumps on us, they will start singing a different tune. The whining and the crying will be a sight to behold.

St. Gracie,

Yup! Huh. It's much more eloquent than his comment deserves. It's clear, concise and gets the message across unlike Bryce's garbled attempt at communication.

Of course I have room for you both and the dogs. But you have to promise to not bring Bryce.
There's no room at Gimp House for fools who have to jump start their brains by sticking their finger up their noses and winding up the rubber band.

Pepp

You certainly got things off to a good start, and chose the perfect name for the liberal nuts. Can't wait for more chapters to follow.

We can only hope and pray this doesn't become reality after BO gets into office. If it should, I wonder if his kids will be dragged off too.



YO Pepp & Gos! Here are

my plans to combat the Black Shirts when they come to my door.
I've sent an e-mail to Willi "Wild Beaux" Slocum to train two of Dem Der Flemingsburg Holler ugger lager hounds for me. I want them to be meaner than pit bulls. I want him to concentrate the training on attacking Black Shirts or any thing wearing black for that manner.
I want them to be trained at my command to go in tandem and grab the Black Shirt's weapon arm and/or crotch.
I'm gonna put a sign in the window stating "This property guarded by two of dem der very mean ugger lager hounds from Flemingsburg Holler, KY who are afflicted with AIDS. Proceed at you own risk".
In the roof soffit over the front door, I'm gonna have a plumber install a concealed shower head that will automatically dispense ice cold water when the unfortunate Black Shirt reaches for the door bell or door knob. Shocking him I hope.
I'm gonna have a rubber rattle snake jump out of the mail box and strike the Black Shirt on the neck. If this don't scare the sh** out of him, I don't know what will.
Moral: Don't wear black when you come to visit me.
These protection steps are not copyrighted so anyone blogging are welcome to use them.
Please feel free to recommend any additional safeguards.

Willibeaux

Yeah, well, Beaux, the other series rattled their cages too, so I'm used to it, being called all kinds of names and told very loony things. So, let them wail.

It is hard to believe that there are people out there who think these guys being held at Gitmo are innocents. Their own countries don't want them back for bloody sake. What does that tell one? I guess that doesn't get through to some though.

Actually, I fear that even another attack would bring any rationale for some of these liberals or terrorist lovers. They are stuck on "America is the problem" and for whatever reason cannot accept the Islamic fascist problem.

You know, if we only put forth "our understanding". Geesh, stuck on stupid.

Craw dahlun

Ah, yes, much informative material will be forth coming and the "it can't happen to me" is somewhat foolish in these times when we don't even know the guy who was elected, the Mystery Messiah, the ONE whom no one knows much about, and all this HOPE and CHANGE that no one knows. I've never seen such blind faith in my life over a completely shrouded human being.

Craw

Love your comment to Bryce. Still see no explanation for this being the same scenario as at Gitmo however.

The only real sad

...thing here is how liberals force their nonsensical comparisons where they won't fit. But that demonstrates the greater problem today. (Their motherland likes to create confusion.) Once the O team, shadow Clinton administration, takes charge most of that mucky-muck will get much clearer – as it can get anyway

Ain't nobody

gonna comment on my plans to deal with de Black Shirts? No recommendations? Boo Hoo

American Sweetheart

Thanks for the compliment. It is kind of easy to see it all in your head is it not? We don't know what this man, BHO, is going to do to us. We only have rumors, know his past alliances, especially with people like Saul Alinsky, a true Marxist.

Yeah, it could happen here and very well might if you have listened closely to some of BHO's ideas and policies.

Sadly, we already have our children well brain washed in socialist public education, if you can call that education. Getting the children even earlier would insure total and complete dedication to the Marxist ideals.

wtf? how did i miss this?

Bryce: Where do you buy your drugs???

How are we supposed to treat terrorists, just out of curiosity? Their homelands don't even want them back. How would you feel if they were released free and clear to run rampid across America! If one moved into your neighborhood, how would you feel knowing that someone capable of with NO REMORSE taking the lives of hundreds or even thousands of people was living next door to your family? Standing behind you in line at the bank? Sitting next to you on the subway?

My boss's husband just returned from Gitmo in July after working there for the past year. We've spoken about this at length. He can confirm that the people who are there are there for a reason. They aren't there for crimes that are punishable by being sent to bed without supper.

xpressit

"The only real sad
...thing here is how liberals force their nonsensical comparisons where they won't fit."

Very good comment. Yes our motherland, the SovietUSA now, has a lot of people in confusion.
Ha the Shadow Clinton Admin - good one.

Mucky muck will get clearer, but probably slowly so that no one quite sees what is happening to them right away until it's too late.


Yo Beaux

Did not mean to ignore you. TH server is really slow today and my replies are taking forever to get on the blog. Ouch! It's a drivin me a nuts.

Oh, I like having Wild Beaux training those ugger lager dogs and they would certainly be a hindrance to black shirts stepping onto one's property. Scary looking dogs that they are!

"I want them to be trained at my command to go in tandem and grab the Black Shirt's weapon arm and/or crotch." OUCH, BUT GOOD!

"I'm gonna put a sign in the window stating "This property guarded by two of dem der very mean ugger lager hounds from Flemingsburg Holler, KY who are afflicted with AIDS. Proceed at you own risk". OUCH again, but GOOD!

Beaux, you are killing me with this stuff. Are you trying to crack my poor sore ribs? I like all the ideas and we should all implement these any way we can. Love them. Feel better now?


buck

Firearms comes up later. Right now this doozy Acorn family don't own guns. Remember they are liberals, don't like guns. Ya know, guns kill people, not people kill people in their minds.

OK Snow Knight

OK, I'll bite, but when I come over I will be giving you a teeny bit of advice on blogging protocol. Fair is fair.

bryce

Come on dude, you can make better arguments than that one, which, btw, makes no sense whatsoever. But, you've been told that over and over.

Hey, come on back when you have some rational argument about the situation. I know you can do better than this.

Lucie

"There's no room at Gimp House for fools who have to jump start their brains by sticking their finger up their noses and winding up the rubber band."

Simply, but elegantly stated as usual.

Gos

Thanks Honey and Happy 1rst. Love ya, my dear hubby and defender. :-D

Joe

Wow, Joe, sharks swimming around you? That would scare me and not my cup of tea. So, I'm duly flattered that my tale put chills down your spine. Yes, it could happen. We wait holding our breath on what the Obama/SuperMajority dimbulbs have in store for us. Now, that really makes my hair stand on end.


Joe, how do you have sharks all around you and you can't swim? OMG!

Willibeaux

Good comparison, the Troika. Oh, we're going to see and hear the gnashing of teeth and the crying will be heard across the country.

"The whining and the crying will be a sight to behold."

It will be noisy you can bet your muck boots on that one.

Dogged

"....and chose the perfect name for the liberal nuts."

Deliberately chosen of course. LOL! Nuts is right.

Oh, goodness no, BHO's kids will NEVER be dragged off for this. He will be the elite proletariat. They don't get any of the misery just all the wealth. Marxism at its' finest.

American Sweetheart

".... how would you feel knowing that someone capable of with NO REMORSE taking the lives of hundreds or even thousands of people was living next door to your family? Standing behind you in line at the bank? Sitting next to you on the subway?"

AM, unfortunately this is most likely happening and we don't know who these people are next to us. They, of course, are trained to "fit in" and behave like they like us.

So, these libs don't have a clue. How they become so uninformed is beyond my pay grade I imagine. Geesh, the info is out there for all to read in all kinds of media venue. But, it never seems to sink in.

Hello Peppermint

I know that you have been waiting for me to give you an update from the diary. Here is today! Enjoy. By the way no mention of shower!

Obama's motorcade heads to Regents park for the president-elect's daily workout.

Obama leaves Regents Park gym.

Motorcade left Obama's home and arrives at transition office.

A motorcade of 5 black SUVs leave Obama's transition office. Crowds gathered in the streets of Chicago to watch.

Motorcade heads north on Lake Shore Drive from the Obama home, where Obama has spent about 45 minutes, en route to a performance of one or both daughters.

Hello Sue

Oh so overjoyed that your report has finally come in for the day.

I see there was a slight variation in the ONE's schedule. No shower, but off to the transition office. Must have been a bit smelly in there this morning dare I say.

Ah, performances by one or both daughters. I hope they are not taking acting lessons from Ayers and stomping on our flag singing, "free as a bird, even though I'm a terrorist, and ain't it grand to be part of the USA."

Peppermint2

I knew your day would be complete with the update. I am with you, must have been big time smelly in that room.

I love how there are always crowds to cheer on the motorcade. Yes we can! Yipeeee!

Sue

Right. The crowds following the motorcade and the empty suit inside. How wonderful for the useful idiots to be so close up and personal to all of it. Why, golly gee, they don't even have to read Politico to know the Messiah's every move.

And yes indeed, I am ever so grateful for your daily updates. I was wondering where you been?

Pep

Now I'll have nightmares for sure! Let's hope this is FICTION!!! Gee, girl, you're giving me a fright!

I have more submissions and some overlooked items I need help on. I've matched up hairdos to some of the 'dresses' and even managed to put in a couple of styles for the girls. Stop by when you have a chance. ~K

str8_talk

Sorry for the fright. But it could happen. I surely hope not. HOPE and CHANGE we can all believe in right? Yes we can!

Pepp Dahlink!

Happy 1st to you and the 'Hawk.
Yes Ah does feels better. Thank you.
Son-in-law and I put up our Christmas displays today while it was warm. Manger scene, snowman, and one of dem der blue circular trees. Also a lighted display saying "Jesus is the Reason".
This might be the last year we will be able to have such displays without 'the messiah's" permission.
:-(

Willibeaux

Yo Beaux, you been a busy man today with the Christmas decorations.

Thanks for the well wishes for me and Hawk.

Glad you feel better too.

"This might be the last year we will be able to have such displays without 'the messiah's" permission.
:-( "

I'm fearing that too. With BHO wrapped in Marxism and the ACLU, only He knows what is really in store for us next Christmas.

No matter though for us Christians, the Muslims will be allowed to do whatever they need to with their holidays. You can rely on that one.

Ah, don't you love the religious freedom we "used" to have?

Willibeaux

Oh bloody hell, I just had one awful thought. What if our Christmas celebrating the birth of Jesus is replaced with celebrating the rise of the new Messiah, BHO? OMG! What a terrible, sickening thought. I've got to stop my imagination from going out of control.

Peppermint2, Don't Worry....

If it comes to this, you know Texas and the Deep South will secede. States like Montana, the Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, and Oklahoma will not be too far behind. Alaska (with Sarah) and New Hampshire ("Live free or die") will say shove it to the Feds. Utah and the Mormons? Right in there too.

What I worry about is "the death of a million small cuts". But I believe the Liberals will "over play" their hand very fast. They have to or the Looney Left will not continue to support them.

PS:

Take a look at the new article at my site. I think you will get a laugh or two.

Gray Ghost

I just read Gunny's excellent article about seceding from the Union, so this is most timely.

I'm sure Kentucky would go easily with Obama's plan to bankrupt the coal companies. Since 90% of us get our power from coal, we'd be in a heap of trouble down here.

I worry too about the million of small cuts and I sure hope you are right and the libs overplay their hand. I'd like to see them go down real quick with these plans they have for us. Too scary for me.

Re The Acorns

This isnt true, yet???? IS it??? It would be funny if it were'nt plausable Great Post and a lesson for all to beware

Pep

It's time to vote and I borrowed the Bullshiite dog for my blog this one time, you'll see why... ;)

St. Gracie,

Back in the days when I drove to work and got stuck in slow traffic, I was often the only driver smiling because I had that picture of all the nose pickers starting their brains manually.
Why do men think it's ok to pick their noses in slow traffic? Don't they know their car windows are transparent?

Acorns a-flyin'

As I see it, Captain O may have set his own snare. He often injected the phrase, it’s our time. The words “This is our time” echoed in leftopia. The insanity, or the coincidence, is all these leftist groups that heard the same words personally. (as leftists are wont to do) Along with it, “yes we can” hit the high octive finish. So groups like code pink and every other renagade politico faction of the left heard “this is our time”, while Repubs instinctively knew it would not be theirs. The Captian O asked all digruntled pirateers to hop on board for an ‘adventure of a life time’ to utopia, where their appetites will be catered to – to each his/her own. It might be a sight.

"Imagine all"..."yes we can".

willibeaux

Yes, being that Muslims do not believe that Jesus is the son of God, that he is not the Christ child. It probably won't be long before any image of him displayed will become a direct attack on their beloved, perverted Muhammad. So such displays may be forbidden under the penalty of death.

Already the Muslims are chastising Obama for being disloyal to them. But I think they're a bit premature as Obama is just waiting until he's sworn in before catering to their wishes.

Like Pepp says.. Ah, the Freedoms we Used To Have!

Gos

Yep, used to have.(secular goose-step)
We already got K. Parker aiding and abetting the Liberalogists. Amazing!

Gray Ghost

When you say "If it comes to this" various States will secede.

I wonder about that. Will they?? Is there anyone left out there willing to stand against the Socialist forces being thrust upon us? All these States have got their hands out begging the government for their piece of the pie.

Are they willing to become isolated within the United States? To become 100% totally self-supporting? Chances are all cross boarder shipping will stop as well as communications.

This could happen with a totalitarian government. So, I don't know...

xpressit

Your so right. And it's sad, leaving one with a helpless feeling as we watch this Socialist scenario unfold. Being able to do nothing as we watch the Dim/Liberals build an indestructible wall around their precious Socialist government. Headed by a pure Marxist (and a Muslim) as the President of the United States.

I cannot even begin to explain the disgust I feel for what the dumbed down American citizens have done! I, along with many of my fellow vets spilled our blood and gave our lives in battle. Killing as many as the Communist enemy we could in an effort to preserve our Freedoms and way of life.

Now look what these A** Holes have done! Just give our Freedom away by letting these Ba*tards walk in and take over!

Purplegimp

LOL! "Why do men think it's ok to pick their noses in slow traffic? Don't they know their car windows are transparent?"

What can one say? "Boys will be boys?" :-P

Goshawk

Look at the states I mentioned. These are the only states that are self-sufficient. (And if it happens, we will have to be. The rest of the world will initially stay with O'Vomit and act like these states are wrong to secede.)

Pepp & Goshawk

I find the secession discussion fascinating, in a dark kind of way. Don't know if I can really see it happening...hmmm.
New post up guys, stop by when you can...

Gray Ghost

Have not really studied those States in-depth. Are they truly 100% self-sufficient? With no need of outside help whatever?

Goshawk

I do wonder about the strangest things. That particular 'brain teaser' is just one of many.

davecat

Yes it is interesting to think about what some people, or States may do or not do, to combat this Socialist movement. I tend to think it will be a long long time before folks have had enough and revolt!

Purplegimp

Ha ha ha. I too wonder why women use the rear-view mirror to put their make up on, while driving at 65 mph?

Goshawk

That one's easy! Because the lipstick tends to smear at over 90mph! And at over 70mph it's too easy to stick the mascara wand in an eye. Practical considerations all when compared with the nose pickers indifference to the rest of the world knowing how they get their brains working.

Yo Gos! I understand

Your feeling.

"I cannot even begin to explain the disgust I feel for what the dumbed down American citizens have done! I, along with many of my fellow vets spilled our blood and gave our lives in battle. Killing as many as the Communist enemy we could in an effort to preserve our Freedoms and way of life."

Many of us fellow vets never spilled any blood or killed any commies, but would have done so if it became necessary.

I sent you and Pepp an e-mail about our future. Very disturbing.

willibeaux

I know you and others may not have gotten into actual battle. And I thank God for that. It is a terrible thing!

But you know, my remorse is not just for what I did, But for all those that went before me. In all wars that were fought to preserve our nation and our Freedom.

Now these lily livered, spineless Liberal/Socialist just give it away!!

I guess that old saying.."You don't really appreciate what you didn't earn!" Holds true here. Those damn Liberals don't deserve the Freedom we gave them! Hang'em all as traitors!

Peppermint2

Wow! This is one chilly story! Beautifully written but sure makes one think about what may be going on.

Can't wait for the coming chapters!

willibeaux

I know how you and Goshawk feel. It is the same with me. Makes me feel like my time in Nam was all for nothing! What a waste!

Up to the Lunch Hour

Obama leaves his house to go workout at the Regents Park apartment building.

Obama departs the gym and arrives home a few minutes later.

Obama leaves his home and heads to his downtown Chicago transition office.

Again no mention of the shower, shampoo and shine.

Swan1

Rest assured brother, your time was not wasted. The American people know who their heroes are and who stands up for America.

GunnyG

Thanks man. I guess we could all use a little up lift about now.

Yo Gos! You said

" I was sitting here thinking during lunch and this thought struck me
......

After all that time and money spent during the election, what actually
was the outcome? ......

Another black family living in government housing!".

Priceless ole buddy.

You are crackin' me up

Yo Pepp & Ron! I heard

on the radio yesterday that lawsuits, insisting that Chairman HO provide a copy of his birth certificate,
have been filed i6 states.
Drudge mentioned it yesterday. Is there a light at the end of the tunnel? We'll see.
Meanwhile the Dem trolls are gloatin' all over themselves.
When they get splattered with the crap that the "Troika" is going to dump on us, they won't be so smug and arrogant. :-)

willibeaux

Yeah I thought that was a good one. My Brother-In-Law sent that to me.

willibeaux

I don't think anything will come of the lawsuits. The Dems just ignore the orders and nothing is being done about it.

Yeah the idiot Liberal trolls really think that Ovomit cares about them. LOL!

Pepp & Goshawk

I pray this scenario will never come true, but since similar times have happened before, it is not out of the question.
"The price of freedom is eternal vigilance"
Thomas Jefferson

Remember, people have guns...

...stored away in concrete vaults w/10K rounds of ammo. I'd hope our military would never let it get this far.

And then there's 2010. If the GOP gets its dysfunctional house in order there's a chance to take back the house or the senate or both.

Unfortunately I see no action in the GOP at this time. Its like a house with a few lights on but no one is home. Which gives me an idea for a new essay. DD

bob's my uncle

I also pray that it will not become reality. But as in your Jefferson quote. "eternal vigilance" has been missing a long while.

DD

Yep, we do have guns. Lets hope that we don't have to use them.

Hmm.. sounds like you have an idea for an interesting essay. Way to go!

The Interface

Sorry, but Pepp and I are not able to pull up videos at this time. We are stuck with dial-up in this area and it takes forever to download one.

Do you have some reason to think that the Obamites will not be functional after the election? I think they will blunder ahead with the socialist agendas working or not.

Yo Pepp & Gos! Check this

out. We already tried these. They are called out-houses (privies). :-)

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24670784-2,00.html

Pepp

Retreads on my blog er I mean Obama's cabinet...

willibeaux

Thanks for that link Beaux. Wow there is no end to the stupidity of this Liberal nonsense! Now they want to tax bodily functions? A Toilet Tax! Good grief!

Lucie

Ewwwww, I know what you mean. I cannot count how many male drivers I saw doing this disgusting habit while driving or stopped at lights. For me I was lucky I had not eaten breakfast prior to driving to work or it would have come up numerous times especially when these same nose winders ate their find. Gross.

swan1

Thanks, and glad you enjoyed the first chapter.

xpressit

I wondered many times what BHO meant by saying it's "Our time". Whose time? His? The Muslims? The racist black leaders and antisemitic? Whose time was he referring to?

I never thought it was "my" time. He took up a lot of "our time". Mostly with empty platitudes.

Have you noticed how the economy is not on his priority list right now? He is picking out his thuggery administration, but where is the economic team? I thought that was the big crisis facing us he said McCain knew nothing about?

Now it appears BHO seems to have forgotten about it. Interesting.

DD

The GOP remnants seem to be asleep at the wheel right now, not knowing which way to run. I heard Arnold the Californication governor say the GOP should run more left. Oh NO.

Then I hear others say we need to get back to our roots.

They don't seem to know what they are doing, which is typical and they might just disappear altogether as the the super majority of dems take over the socialization of the entire US.

I'll be looking for your new article. Let us know please. Alert, alert.

bob's my uncle

Yes, we all hope this does not become reality but I didn't think my last series would become a reality either and it did. If you wish to read Juliet's Diary, I can post it on here and you can see for yourself how prophetic it was.

Now I am sorry that we are in this mess, a mess not from our doing, but from all the uninformed Americans who get all their info from comedy shows and learn nothing in universities that teach nothing but socialism.

st8, davecat, millie and others

I will be over to your blogs when I feel better. I've been in bed sick. I've been trying to work on these blogs while sick but finally could not continue.

So, never fear, I'll be over when I get the chance to share.

St. Gracie

Once they get the rubber band wound up they have to get fuel to keep it running. One convenient supply, close to hand. Or handy dandy, if you will!

The Acorns

got kicked in the Nutleys in this tale.

Willibeaux

These lawsuits about BHO's birth certificate will go nowhere. There is no light at the end of the tunnel.

The SCOTUS will not rule against Obummer. The Constitutional crisis would be unprecedented and they will not want that to happen.

Besides he already has the best forger in the world working on the COB. The last forgeries were not so good and grandma, while he visited her sick bed, this time truly went under the bus, leaving all persons able to testify to his true birth now dead.

Pepp: Take care

Make sure you get your healthcare tended to before 1/21/09.

Oh, Lucie

My stomach is churning at the "fuel" part of the rubberband windup. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

Have you seen them flick them out the window sometimes? Once I had one hit my windshield. Ugh.

Jesse

" The Acorns
got kicked in the Nutleys in this tale."

Cool. I like that funny. And they certainly did get kicked in the Nutleys. Mr. Red Acorn is going to be kicked further. Oh, what a sorrowful man he will be.

Mildred

I'll be over later to read your article which I am sure is well worth the read. Right now it's all I can do to catch up here a bit.

I know. I had better not get sick after 1/21/09. We older folks, those over 50 will probably receive euthanasia as a cure.

Yo Pepp & Gos! This little

goody came to me by e-mail from GOPUSA. Don't have a link but I think this surfaced earlier before the election.

* Diabolical New Congressional Plans to Fund Emergency Bail-Outs By Meddling, Manipulating, and Even "Merging" Tax-Deferred Retirement Plans Such as 401(k)s into the Insolvent Social Security System.

* A Desperately Cash-Strapped Liberal Congress Will Soon Double-Cross Taxpayers and Investors With Massive Changes and Absolutely No Warning.

The Donkeys have a precedent for doing this. FDR confiscated all of gold when he was POTUS.

Those eerie sounds soon to be emanating from the throats of 62+M Obamanites when they see their 401 K's disappear into the SS Black Hole will be a pitiful sight to behold. What say you?

Sue

Of course once again I am so grateful for the daily update on BHO's schedule. But, I really am starting to get disgusted with his lack of showering. It must be a real task for those who sit in those transitional meetings. I'm sure they are glad they are transitional and not standing.

I wonder how many will desert the stinking ship?

St. Gracie

Sorry for the graphic description, but they do need fuel to keep it running.
In view of your sensitive condition, I'm not going to tell you some of the things I've seen done. Have to keep your nightmares at a minimum!

Willibeaux

Yes, I first heard of the "black hole" 401k plan on Rush Limbaush's talk show. The sheeple and dumbed down masses will be gnashing their teeth sooner than we expected as they see their 401ks disappear into the black hole of Congress. These funds are supposed to be given back with their social security checks, but we already know that SS is bankrupt from the Congress robbing it for so many years. Can you imagine how much more money will be stolen from people now with the dems taking people's 401ks?

Yo Pepp! Euthanasia

for us old folks was mentioned in that disturbing e-mail that I sent to you. One of our former CO Governors, Dick Lamm, (a Donkey) once stated that old folks had a duty to die. Dicky boy is now one of us.

By the way, Dicky boy was one of the authors of CO's abortion (child killing) bill signed by Governor John Love (an Elephant) on April 25, 1957 thus making CO the first state in the nation to begin the abortion holocaust.

Dicky boy wrote an OP-ED piece a number of years later moaning and groaning that America did not have enough quality citizens to meet our future needs for Doctors, Lawyers, Engineers, Scientists etc. Wonder why Dicky boy. We had destroyed 20+m potentials on the altar of "Woman's Right to Choose". What an irony!

Lucie thank you deeply

for not describing the full picture for me at this sensitive time in my illness. My stomach is rolling already and just thinking of those days driving to work watching hundreds of the male species picking those rubber bands from their noses is making me weak in the knees. I do think I need to use the bog.

OMG Willibeaux

I don't think I got that email. You'll have to resend if you can. OMG. They really are planning for our demise. I knew it had to be coming considering that BHO does not mind little babies dying in linen closets. If he does not respect an innocent life of a baby, he surely won't want us oldsters around. It takes up too much medical care that he wants to give to the illegals instead.

I didn't know that Colorado was one of the first states to have abortion.
once stated that old folks had a duty to die. Dicky boy is now one of us.


Yeah, how ironic he writes an op ed piece like that when we could have many people working if all these children had not been killed. Then there are us older folks they won't hire. Never mind there is not supposed to be age discrimination but there widely is. There are many of us older folks who would gladly do some of the illegals jobs, but no. That's too much sense. Let's bring in illegals to do them and kill the older people instead.

Peppermint2

Even today no shower. Hmm....maybe they ran out of "hope" soap and have not yet been ready. So far we do have more than half the day. No shower listed, but the day so far.

8:29 Obama leaves his Hyde Park home via motorcade.

8:35 He arrives at the Regents Park apartment building for his morning workout.

9:38 Obama arrives back home to change clothes.
He is expected to next head to transition headquarters where he will be for an hour or so before leaving to make a quick local stop, details to come.

10:08 Obama leaves his Hyde Park home in his motorcade.

10:21 He arrives at transition headquarters downtown.

1:24 President-elect Obama leave his transition headquarters. His motorcade is heading to a lunch stop called Manny's. He is expected to order and greet some patrons.

Again just clothes changing and no showering. I can hardly wait to see this when he is President. Now that should be a good laugh.

Beaux

I wonder what age will be decided upon for the beginning of euthanasia? How low will the bar go?

After all, a lot of older people still believe in conservationism. We oldsters were not indoctrinated into socialism as the younger generations have.

We must be done away with and fast I would assume.

Sue

Oh good grief, now shower again? Surely they can afford to buy some kind of soap. Perhaps the diddy soap is back ordered.

Oh, so he just changes clothes with no shower?
Ewwwwwwww! I would hate to smell that laundry.

A quick stop at the massage parlor?

Oh, no people have to watch him eat again, at Manny's?

I imagine he won't ever have time for a shower when he's pres. And, Gaffetastic Biden lied to us saying he was a clean Negro.

Yo Pepp! I think

our ugger lager hound business is about to take off. (not flying).
I just received an urgent e-mail from the Acorn family. They are so distressed and remorseful that they voted for Obama. They want me to ship to them a real badd a** ugger lager ASAP. Sort of locking the barn door after the horse has been stolen. Don't you know. They have their own rubber rattlesnake. :-)
Joe the Plummer will install the shower head for them.
Please have the 'Hawk start combing the Fleminsburg hollers for a likely mutt. I'm sure the holler residents can be of help for the right price. "Wild Beaux" might be able to help the 'Hawk also.
Prompt action is necessary before the Donkeys play their little game with the Acorns 401 K's.

Hepp us Jon Cary! We is about to lose everything

Yo Pepp and Gos! OMG! My spy has

just informed me that the "Troika" is planning to confiscate our green backs on or about January 31, 2009.
They will issue us military type script at half the price of the green backs. This is being done to curb Black Market activities (no pun intended).
You will have a one time opportunity to turn your green backs in to your local Black Shirt Hdqs.
Anyone caught with green backs after that date will be severely caned. (with a cane).
Also the "Troika" plans to periodically on short notice pull a swap with the script to catch the Black Market operators with "their pants down".
The "Troika" is urging everyone to be calm so that the exchange can be carried off in an orderly manner.
While you are standing in line, you will be afforded the opportunity to sample some fine ole 'Hood cuisine. I'll leave that up to your imagination.

'Hawk! you remember what the military script looked like don't you?

PS: I see the Wall Street gangsters are still playing their game. DOW is up
400+ points.

Pepp Dahlink! Youse

is a riot.

"I imagine he won't ever have time for a shower when he's pres. And, Gaffetastic Biden lied to us saying he was a clean Negro."

willibeaux

I be knowin som good ole boys round dhese parts wit packs O hounds. Ah'll ax'em if dey has any of dem Lager hounds.

Pepp! Oops! Had a

senior moment. Year for abortion bill was 1967 not 1957.
Sorry

willibeaux

Re: Script. Ha! Brings back memories. When a bunch of the guys played a little nickel-dime poker we all looked like millionaires there was so much paper around.

willibeaux

Ha! If Ovomit has his way. The only Free Market activities will be Black! (pun intended!)

Yo Gos! You said

it! The only Free Market will be Black (pun intended). Youse iss a riot!!
Speaking of poker games with script, our Squadron had them every pay day in our Day Room (a $5&84#9 tent) for the Enlisted dudes. I think the officers, most of which were not IFGO's like a certain ex LTC USAF (ret) (almost RIFFED) from the armpit of PA had theirs going too in the Officers Club ( it too was a %6$#7*6% tent).
The enlisted dudes would have 6 or 8 games going on. The next day there would be only 3 or 4. The next day only 2. And finally with the winners squaring off. We had a few professional card sharks who walked away with all the money. I never played (E-3) because my wife was pregnant ad she needed all of my extra pay. One big loser (A Rice Paddy Ranger) who lived in my tent used to hit me up for a few bucks. I finally had to tell no because I was sending all my extra home. You know what a Rice Paddy Ranger was didn't you Gos?
Those were the breaks of the far East.

Yo Gos! Did the Army

ever pull off a script exchange to catch the Korean Black Market with their pants down while you were in South Frozin Chosen?
We had one at Kimpo. One day (I don't remember when) we had an announcement that everyone was restricted to the base. Then they told us why. At 1300 we were to report to our Orderly Rooms for a one time exchange only of our script. A few dudes had left the base early in the morning and I think they were stuck with the old script. Don't remember what happened to them.
We had several Korean Black Market operatives come up to the fence and tried to bribe us to take their script and exchange it. A court martial offense.
No one to my knowledge helped them. I still have souvenirs of the old and new script. If you think Pepp would like to work them in with the next episode of the Acorns, let me know and I will e-mail them to you.

Well now Gos! It's

time to cut out all of dis heah fribriality and gits down to some serious posting.
This episode is an excerpt from a letter home to my wife:

3 April 1954 (Sat)
1920 (Kor. Jap)
0520 (EST)

I really had me a ball today.  Tony works on the line and he took me through one of our RB-26 aircraft.  That really is a sharp little plane.  It was real interesting and I sat in the pilot’s seat and made believe I was a hot rod pilot.  Old Tony started laughing at me and he almost wet his pants.  I was having a good time acting like a little boy.  Just like a kid with a new toy.  It was a lot of fun.
We had some fun with Mel last night.  He has been reading at night and his light was bothering us.  We kept asking him to turn it off, but he wouldn’t do it.  All of this was just in fun.  So yesterday while he was at chow, we doctored up his light.  Tony had some extra wire and a switch and we hooked up the switch to Mel’s light.  Tony’s switch had to be turned on before Mel could turn his on.
Well hon we left Tony’s switch on so that when Mel turned his on he wouldn’t know anything was wrong.  We waited until everyone else turned out their lights and Mel was the only one who had his on.  After we let him read awhile, we turned out his light.  Boy it was really funny.  He didn’t know what happened.  Tony was laughing so hard he got the cramps.  We had a ball.
Tonight I short sheeted Tony’s bed, but he doesn’t know it yet.  I’ll let you know what the results are in my next installment.  When he finds out who did it, he will probably short sheet me when I least expect it.  Old Mel will probably get blamed for it.

willibeaux

Yeah all that sure brings back some memories. Yeah we got caught up in a script exchange a couple of times. But it wasn't to bad for my outfit. Being that we were Special Forces we were never in one place to long. They moved us all over the place and we didn't have much time to set roots at any base. So our poker playing was never as you describe. Rather, it was hit or miss as we had the time.

I never saved any of my old script. (was only to glad to get rid of it.) But if you have some, maybe you could scan them and send pictures for Pepp to use. She may very well work them in.

willibeaux

Thanks for sharing that letter. Again, it reminded me of many of the crazy things we used to do.

Rational reply Pep?

To fiction?

Every election cycle elements within liberalism claim the GOP candidate is a facist who will introduce facism, and elements within conservatism claim the Dem candidate will introduce Socialism.

We've had plenty of both and as yet there are no storm troopers on the streets, nor has private property been abolished.

My response to this column is the same I have had in the past to this type of hyperbole is the same.

Chill.

There are real life abuses of power like the perversion of due process at GITMO.

Hi, willibeaux!

Been away from the farm for a few days .... Tell us! What are you going to do when Pepp, Lucie, Sheila, Sue, Str8, Bobbie, Mildred, American Sweetie and Me who all visit this blog and who all look fantastic in black, knock on your door looking for hospitality? You can`t do Rambo on us!!! You`re not going to refuse us, are you? Hehehehe! Just trying to agitate the Agitator in Chief! The holidays are coming on ....

Bryce 1

Something tells me you were absent/daydreaming/contemplating your navel when they explained satire in one of the English courses you probably flunked.

Here, take a rubber band, get your brain started, and don't forget the fuel.
You 'do' know where your nose is?

Willibeaux

Yo Beaux you're about to make a mint between the O mats the ugger lager hounds. I hear there's a certain call ya can make that brings them down from the mountains. But, ya gotta be ready for the onslaught. I mean the slaughter.

bryce

I don't know why you would get so upset over a little fiction story. Haven't you read other fiction stories? They are all just that - fiction.

Try a little humor and don't get yourself all knotted up so much. I'll say a prayer for ya.

St. Gracie

Bryce needs so much more than a prayer. A 10 year supply of rubber bands, maybe?

Lucie

Well, we've got plenty of the rubber bands to supply the poor fella. I just hope he doesn't eat them too.

St. Gracie

It's pretty hard to get those 'starter rubber bands' out after they've been installed. He'll just have to be satisfied with the fuel he finger mines.

dawndawn

Good mention. We ladies will be wearing our svelte black goodies over the holidays and Beaux will have to be careful who he scares with those rubber snakes.

Lucie

"He'll just have to be satisfied with the fuel he finger mines."

You're cracking me up so early in the AM and without my coffee too as yet.

St. Gracie

Well, then, go get your coffee.

Lucie

Got my coffee and now I can crack up without being asleep.

bryce

I think we should have you go down to Gitmo and spend some time with those poor innocents down there. Would you like that? We can arrange that for you.

I'm sure you would have some fun with those innocent by standers, especially when they try to whack your head off. Or spit at you while you're playing volley ball with them.

And, you must say prayers with them too. It's the Islamic law.

When would you like to go? We can plan it out for you, before they reach the states that is. Once here would you like to house some of them and give them comfort?

St. Gracie

I can save you the trouble of making complicated arrangements and pick him up when and where it's convenient and fly him down on my wheelbroom.
Just say the word!

Lucie, good show

We'll have to ask Bryce when he's ready to fly with you on your broom. It would be a much faster trip. Just drop him off via parachute into the prison. I just hope he doesn't land on one of the swords they are practicing with. As we discussed the International Red Cross demanded they be allowed to practice their work.

St. Gracie

Uh. Problem. There's no room for parachutes on WB. I'll just shove him off when we get there.
Actually it was the Red Crescent (their version of the IRC that demanded thy be allowed to practise their proffesional skills while being held at Gitmo. No trouble dropping him off during those times.

Lucie

No problem. Just shove him off when you reach your destination. It doesn't matter how he reaches the camp, only that he participates with the inmates and enjoys himself with all of those innocents there. I hope he enjoys playing checkers while being spit upon.

Pepp

All great fiction has an element of truth to it. Must be Bryce's problem. Wheelbroom 1.Love it!!!
Finally got the motorpalace back from Massachusetts,seems to be fine. Nice to find a garage that takes PRIDE in their work,and goes out of their way to MAKE SURE it is right.

DawnDawn Dahlink!

"Hi, willibeaux!
Been away from the farm for a few days .... Tell us! What are you going to do when Pepp, Lucie, Sheila, Sue, Str8, Bobbie, Mildred, American Sweetie and Me who all visit this blog and who all look fantastic in black, knock on your door looking for hospitality? You can`t do Rambo on us!!! You`re not going to refuse us, are you? Hehehehe! Just trying to agitate the Agitator in Chief! The holidays are coming on"

Not to worry Dahlink! We'll work out a secret recognition signal that wiil allow my ugger lagers to lick your faces rather than bite you where it hurts. As long as you don't open the mail box you won't get hit with the cold shower and the rubber snake won't jump out and scare you.
As far as the fantastic look goes, I'll take an extra dose of my heart meds to calm things down. At age 78+ one cannot be too careful.

De Agitator in Chief loves to be agitated

Yo Bryce old chap!


"There are real life abuses of power like the perversion of due process at GITMO."

When your soon-to-be fearless leader closes Gitmo, what do you propose he do with those poor mistreated souls residing there? Extradite them back to their countries of origin? That's been tried and most of their home countries want nothing to do with them. If you and the rest of the bleeding heart morons are so concerned about the future of these "unjustly detained" innocents, what do you plan to do about it? Why don't you set up a halfway house in your neighborhood for them and you could be the house mother 'er father? I bet they could teach you the facts of life real quick.

BTW! Where is your sense of humor? Can't you appreciate a little satire?

Yo Pepp & Gos etal!

You'll never guess what my spy just told me about the Black Shirts. The soon-to-be fearless leader is going to reactivate the Black Panthers and have them iniate a very harsh training program for their recruits. They will become the soon-to-be fearless leader's Civilian Security Force.
Look for the KKK to be revitalized.
Keep your powder dry.

Just kiddin' of course

Yo Pepp & Gos etal!

When the soon-to-be-fearless leader issues a decree that will require us to turn in our greenbacks for script not to worry. I have waiting in a secret location, the world's most famous and notorious counterfeitor (sp). He can fabricate the presses so precise that even the world's renowned currency experts will never be able to discern the real script from the phony.
A little hint 'Hawk. He is member of the Slocum clan who have inhabited the hollers around Flemingsburg, KY since Dan'l Boone crossed the mountains and visited the area.

I'm on a roll!!

Yo Pepp & Gos etal! I wonder

what the soon-to-be fearless leader's reaction will be when the Somoli (sp) pirates seize an American ship?
Anyone care to guess?

Clyde

Glad you can enjoy "fiction" unlike someone else, who has a difficult time with fiction and reality.

Wheelbroom is Lucie's concoction. Ain't she a gas?

Great! Glad you got your motorpalace back. It is hard to find good places these days taking pride in their work. I'm sure that will disappear under socialism. Every man equally as dumb as the other.

Willibeaux

As I stated on another blog I think BHO will take a little canoe out to the seized ship and sit down and have a nice little talk with the pirates, negotiate with them. Tell them they shouldn't do such things. Tsk. Tsk.

Willibeaux

I wouldn't doubt for one bit that the Black Panthers and the Weathermen Underground would all be re-activated to serve as black shirts. After all they already have the proper training to do the proper job.

Pepp & Goshawk

Thank you for voting...
The tallies are in and the selection has been made for the MO dress, it was a close race!
http://str8truth.blogtownhall.com/2008/11/17/pick_the_mo_in augural_dress.thtml

Beaux the Slocum

We'll be looking for him in the hollers protected by a pack of ugger lager dogs. I think we even know the holler he is hiding in. I believe it's called the Beaux Slocum Ugger Lager Holler Down Yonder. It circles and snakes up into the Daniel Boone hills so far up into the dense mountain brush and trees it can never be found except by expert mountain holler men. We know what to pay them off to get there.

Bryce 1

"We've had plenty of both and as yet there are no storm troopers on the streets, nor has private property been abolished."


Maybe you should further enlighten yourself about the Kelo decision, about which I hear no big outcry from the left. (but that was not hypothetical) What it holds for future could prove interesting.

"My response to this column is the same I have had in the past to this type of hyperbole is the same. -- Chill. "

Of course, there are real life abuses taking place. But the fact that you have not heard of them, through MSM's channeling, does not mean they haven't happened. Silly... sort of the old falling tree in the woods scenario.

str8

I take it Goshawk's submission won? Was not quite sure whether it was that on or the peasant with the rubber band in her nose.

Willibeau

down under: “..going to reactivate the Black Panthers and have them initiate a very harsh training program for their recruits.

They’d first have to realize they aren’t alone or the first. They may find dat dah crescent-ones beat them to it with camps of their own here.

Pepp

Yes, Goshawk won by one vote! Maybe putting what is it you call her Michellehell on the outfit made the difference...LOL! ;) I'll make that clearer. Thanks

Str8

A peasant with a rubber band in her nose? Was she stuck in a rush hour traffic jam? Was it the First Sista Thug? She looks just a peasant and after seeing her eat, needing a rubber band to start her brain sounds about right.

Lucie

If you look at the peasant picture that Bobbie submitted, the lady indeed has a rubber band in her nose. Most unflattering, of course. But, then we're talking about sista thug and we know the manners are chicken feed to her.

Pepp, Gos & Purplegimp

Pepp, you came in 2nd place.
Purplegimp, you're too funny.
Goshawk - Congrats, didn't you name the dog too?
I just rec'd this - couldn't resist this one...

Bush should resign now. Then Dick Cheney becomes President.

He appoints Condoleeza Rice as VP.

Then Cheney resigns two weeks later and Condoleeza Rice, A Republican, becomes the first BLACK - WOMAN President! ;)

Also, new post at my place re: Faith in our Nation.

str8 talk

Thanks!..

Funny bit about Rice. To bad it wouldn't happen!

Be over to check out yer new post.

Peppermint2

The day has come to a close:

10:02 Obama’s SUV pulls out of his driveway and heads for the Regents Park apartment complex where his friend and periodic campaign employee Mike Signator lives.

10:07 Obama worked out at the gym for 78 minutes and was back home by 11:30 EST.

6:48 PM After more than 7 hours at home, Obama's SUV pulls out.

7:26 pm Barack and Michelle Obama arrive at their friend and national finance chair Penny Pritzker's home for dinner. There was a slight delay as the motorcade made a wrong turn and stopped at a fire house a few blocks from Pritzker's house to figure the best way to get there.

And the day is done.

Bryce old chap! Are you

going to answer my questions about what you are going to do about closing Gitmo?
I'm waiting with baited breath for you answers.

Str8

It's a hard job, but someone has to do it. Thanks.
I did see the picture. That is the standard peasant brain starting rubber band. They will soon be all the rage. It's the fuel supply that will be problematic.

St. Gracie,

I have the Boys working on a popcorn machine that will let us deliver fresh hot salted and buttered popcorn to THers who want some while they watch the inaugural festivities. Each bag of popcorn comes with a separate empty bag, just in case. They are making a special adapter so Jimmy Carter can use it to sell us drinks. I'd rather watch the spectacle drunk than sober!

Purplegimp

You mean...your actually going to watch that disgusting circus? Yuuuuuk!!

Goshawk

Of course I'm not going to watch it, drunk or sober.I just thought there could be a way to make a few dollars off those who ARE going to watch it!



Isn't that the American way?

PG et al

Best lines of the year:
"I'd rather watch the spectacle drunk than sober!"

I'll drink to that.
Just reminding myself, little doubt about Time's person of the year pick. Grr.

xpressit

Ewwwwwwwww I can see it now, Time's Man of the Year. But, who will it be? We have BHO depicted as Lincoln and FDR.

They will have to figure out someone else they can depict him as since they don't know who he is or anything about him.

Unless they plan on putting an empty suit on the front cover headless.

str8

No, Gos did not name the Bullshiite dog. It was Gray Ghost who won the prize for that.

brilliant


Pepp: "putting an empty suit on the front cover "

Sheer genius....perfect!

Sue

Once again, I must thank you profusely for this report. I just don't know what I would do w/o the report on the empty suit.

What, no report on whether he showered or not again?

7 whole hours at home? I wonder what he did during that time, brush up on Saul Alinsky's book?

Got lost going to their good friend's house? Now is that not stupid or what? That Penny person is a good friend and money raiser for him. You'd think he would know how to get to her house by now.

I'm glad the pilot on AF1 is more knowledgeable than that.

xpressit

Thanks. I thought it was pretty brilliant too. LOL!

Hi, Willibeaux!

Thanks for the code to get by the ugger lagers while wearing black. I`ll rest easier now. What do those dogs like to eat, besides liberals? Maybe we can bag a few on our way over!

Purplegimp

You have a good point there about making money. Which has given me an idea. Maybe we've been approaching this *Liberal Thing* all wrong. All of us have been arguing against them and their socialist agenda. Maybe we should take advantage of these "Useful Idiots" and cater to them.

Forget about whats good for the Country. Why not start a company with the sole purpose of supplying and selling All Liberal, All the Time? Just think of the possibilities. Items with Ovomit's face and or name on them. T-Shirts, hats, plates and cups, flags, toys, furniture, appliances etc. If Socialism is going to be forced upon us, why not capitalize on it! As you say.."It's the American way."

The company policy could be to create a 'Virtual Utopia' for them. What Liberal would not donate and support such a fine cause!

The Cover of Time!

Hi, Pepp! A headless empty suit! I like it! He is all that and less. Time should put the pirates on the cover. Maybe they will put Pantsuit on if she gets SoS. Haven`t read Time for a long time. Their cover of mista present elect as FDR made me hurl!

Pepp

"Got lost going to their good friend's house?" LOL! Just the kind of person we need to guide our country through the World Environment!

Yo Pepp & Gos!

"I'm glad the pilot on AF1 is more knowledgeable than that."

Haven't you heard? The pilot on AF 1 is going to be none other than the drunk from Scranton PA. :-)

Where is Bryce?

dawndawn

I don't read Time, the rag, either. I just saw the covers shown on Fox. I wouldn't be caught dead reading that porn. LOL!

Oh, Hillary could be chosen, but who, after all, has made the most "change" "splash" "news" this year? That would have to be B Hussein Obama.

I think xpressit has the guess right. It will be the O man.

Excuse me, I have to run to the bog.

Pepp

I’m a little concerned about our newly selected prez, and Times’ man of the year (like what if they didn’t give it to him?) … because I don’t know what happens to an ego that large at 40,000 feet. But I don’t know if there is enough room in the bunker for it either. Isaw the Times stats and its ridiculous. He probably texted everyone to vote for him. I'd like a dozen of the door mats, to give for gifts.

Willibeaux

Bryce is taking a trip with Lucie on her wheel broom over to Gitmo for some fun in the sun with the terrorist, uh, I meant, poor innocent by standers.

I doubt he could fly AF1.

Gaffetastic Biden will be on AF1. There's no room for two such large egos in one plane.

Beaux

Shoot, I meant AF2, not AF1 in that last comment.

All

I just heard the wildest rumor of all. Obummer wants to reach across the aisle and hire McCain to pilot AF1 with GWB as copilot.

Goshawk

My thoughts exactly. If we set up a business to take advantage of the libs, maybe they'll like it so much they'll let us keep some of the profit instead of redistributing all of it.

xpressit

I'm concerned with you. It is quite frightening to think what an ego that large would do. Perhaps we would see a huge mushroom cloud over our land. An explosion the likes of one never seen before.

I cannot imagine, however, that Evan Thomas would allow anyone else to grace that cover for Man of the year. Unless, of course, it was himself, the know nothing man of the year.

Peppermint2

And here we go for today!

10:00 Senior Adviser David Axelrod appears on "Fox News Sunday."

10:00 Obama makes his way to the gym at Regents Park in Chicago.

10:30 Economic adviser Austan Goolsbee on "Face the Nation," Axelrod on "This Week with George Stephanopoulos."

12:00 (high noon) Obama leaves the gym and heads home.

Not sure what the dinner plans are for tonight, if there are any! Ugh!

Lucie

That's quite a rumor about McCain and GWB. I imagine it could be very dangerous. They could all end up at AQ Hilton.

Sue

Oh I'm so glad you finally showed up for the morning report. I can't tell you how I long for these reports on the empty headed, empty suit.

So, while his advisors all go on TV, he works out at the gym. And, doesn't shower again. Explains why he is not on any of the shows at least.

2 hours at the gym is a long time for him so I imagine he just watched the large screen TVs to see his sycophants brag about him on the morning shows. Oh geez, no Fox appearance for anyone?

Dinner plans I believe are a mixture of chicken feed and cheerios. See Purplegimp's blog for that.

xpressit

I'm sure Willibeaux would be willing to oblige you with the doormats. In fact he probably will get you a supply free for gifts.

St. Gracie,

And random fruit left over discards.

Hi, Peppermint!

Putting Pantsuit on the cover of Time would be a major slap to the obamaniacs and they would probably poopoo their panties! The two camps and their wars within, all to be played out in the MSM to the detriment of the rest of us. How did this happen ....



St. Gracie,

I think we both know who should be on that plane as flight attendent. Yup! The one who wouldn't let himself be caught. He'd rather catch a bullet in the back.
That's some flight crew.

Lucie

Oh, yes, I forgot the fruit discards brought to you in living color by the sista thug.

Hi, Lucie!

I think you deserve special recognition for your altruistic offer to ferry bryce1 by sharing your own personal space on your wheelbroom. Undoubtedly, he will bring his own rubberbands and will spend the entire flight trying to find them to your neverending amusement.

St. Gracie,

Thank you for the special recognition. I won't really be able to watch Bryce try to start his brain. I'm pretty sure he'll be sittinng side saddle on WB behind me in good sissy fashion.

Dawndawn

Ooops. Sorry. That last comment was for you. I'm a very tired at this time of night. I'll have pay closer attention to what I'm doing.

Lucie

"I hink we both know who should be on that plane as flight attendent. Yup! The one who wouldn't let himself be caught. He'd rather catch a bullet in the back.
That's some flight crew. "

I'm falling off my chair right now cracking up.

Now, you're talking about waaaaaaaaaaay too many egos in one plane. I don't think the air pressure in the cabin can handle all of that.

dawndawn

I think watching the war of the Titans, BHO and Hillary will be delightful diversion from our new Soviet government.

Some entertainment in an otherwise bleak world of tax raises, sharing the wealth, freedom of speech gone, etc.

Purplegimp

What's not to like? The Libs would be in paradise with all the praise we would lay on them. They would probably even give us a "government" grant to run the business along with no tax's!

An added benefit would be No labor problems or unions. No discrimination charges! No Je$$se Jack$on bothering us! After all, it's for the Liberal cause!

Pepp

Like the idea of kotchkie for Obama. Hell,they're
expecting somewhere around 4 to 5 mil in D.C. for the crowning. Couple of entreprenuers could make a small fortune off the moonbats. Coffee mugs,hookahs,t-shirts,toilet paper.You know,like a NASCAR driver.Interesting thing happened at the dog park this afternoon. The dog with the Obama collar kept coming up to Buster,one of our Goldies,and was trying to bite his ears. Well,Buster put up with it for a few minutes,finally he turned on the dogbat. Pinned him down on his back, Buster's jaw FIRMLY ensconced on the dogbat's neck.Buster held him down for a minute or so,let him up, and that dog took off yipping like he'd had his azs salted. Buster had himself a nice,big steak for dinner tonight. GOOD DOG!!

Clyde

I just knew you had good dogs. And Buster even recognized a clinging, yipping, wuss Obama collar dog!! Whoohoo! Sounds like Buster whipped his butt. I sure hope Buster got that big steak tonight. Deserves a medal really. Very GOOD Dog!!

Yowza, 4 to 5 mil eh? For the crowning of the O Man King?

Yep, the hookas are gonna have a good night in ole sin city that night. Get your popcorn, your paper hats, ya pictures, ya chocolate, get ya t-shirt. What a hawking night that's gonna be.

I won't have time to watch, not that I would but I have more important things to do like do the laundry that night.

Yo Pepp & Clyde! I betcha

by golly one my of ugger lagers could whip any dog that looked at it cross eyed. I betcha a gallon of the finest 'shine ever distilled this side of the Appalachians.
Dem der ugger lagers is de meanest, baddest dogs that Flemingsburg ever produced ever since LTC Willi "Wild Beaux" Slocum brought that pair back from Germany after WW II.

Yo Pepp! I wonder

if the Gays are gonna be in the Inaugural Parade and have their own Inaugural ball like they did when Impeached Will'yam had his first.

Willibeaux

There's no doubt in my mind the ugger lagers could beat the crap out of any O man dog. Even the Bullshiite dog would be shaking.

"Dem der ugger lagers is de meanest, baddest dogs that Flemingsburg ever produced ever since LTC Willi "Wild Beaux" Slocum brought that pair back from Germany after WW II."

LMAO.

The gays will probably have their own parade I'm sure. They like to dress up and this is a dress affair. I mean it gives them all a chance to wear dresses.

btw, Beaux, I'm about to put up the next chapter now.

Hi, Pepp!

Yep, 5,000,000 people want to join the teeming, screaming, fawning, fainting masses on inaugeration day in WDC. Brian Wilson on Fox yesterday said he figured it out and 80,000 bogs will be needed to attend to the needs of the spectators. He said he cannot imagine where they could possibly put theme all. No doubt they will be pay bogs with time limits and bring your own tp.

Ommassah tends to be rewarded with good weather for his venues so it probably will be 80 degrees outside instead of the typical 20 degrees. Public transportation will be stretched to the max! People will be grumpy. They will have to walk for miles and then walk back! Lots of thirsty, dehydrated, unhappy, over-emotional people. What time does it start? Whatever, everyone will have to get there really early and wait and wait.

Lucie, Goshawk and Clyde are onto something big about peddling Obamamania gear! Willibeaux has the mats covered!

Watched Gone With The Wind tonight and cried my eyes out, sniffled, from beginning to end. Vivien Leigh was exquisite. Mix GWTW, Dr. Zhivago and Planet of the Apes, Nobama drama and the Clinton comedies and we would have one heck of a nightmare unfolding before us! Excuse me, gotta run to the bog myself!

dawndawn

Oh, you're making me laugh too hard. All those people with so little bogs to use. DC is going to smell worse than usual I think. I wonder how much will be required to use those bogs. Pretty expensive I would imagine. Best to bring one of Beaux's mats.

Ah yes 80 degress of course. I'm sure the Goreacle will provide that with his globull warming dictation. No freezing for the BHO family on their coronation night!

I suppose if we could all figure a way to get there together to save on "gas" and make sure our tires are inflated, we could sell a huge amount of trash, I mean trinkets for the coronation, the gigantic historic event of the century.

Aww.....you watched Gone with the Wind. I'm sniffling thinking of it. I watched The Guardian and almost cried at the end of that. No news for me today. Yippee!

The Hatfield and McCoy feud at the W/B House will be a comedy for all of us to watch. I truly think Bill Clinton looks like a redneck myself. I always thought of him looking like a cartoon character. Can't think of the name right now, but never found him good looking like so many other women did.

Ooops, now I have to run to the bog myself. GAG

Pepp

Obamastock,anyone? We need to start a pool to see how many tons of trash are left all over D.C. in the wake of the Anointing. Let's see, 5,000,000x47# @ My guess,enough to fill 37,964 train cars.@ 100 tons apiece,comes out to 7,592,800,000 pounds. Best weather scenario for Obamastock '09 would be 39 degrees with 30 mph winds and rainfall at the rate of 1" per hour. 2 days into the fiasco a sudden cold snap,turning said ca-ca into ice and snow,resulting in about 42" of the stuff.

Clyde

Whoa, what a thought. Excellent prediction. Pepp should make a chapter on that. And maybe when his motorcade is ready to roll, they can ban all city driving, and follow China's olympics model.

Monday Living Diary

8:26 Obama heads to gym for hour-long workout at Regents Park.

10:19 Obama's motorcade heads to Hilton Chicago hotel for upcoming press conference.

12:00 pm President-Elect Barack Obama and Vice President-elect Joe Biden hold a press conference announcing their economic team.

12:39 pm President-elect Obama arrives at the transition offices in Chicago.

6:30 pm President-elect Obama arrives at the transition offices in Chicago.

7:54 pm Obama's motorcade leaves his transition office to head home.

And the day is done! Until next time!

Damn, Gal!!

Rock on!!! Woo-hoo. Although it does sorta ruin the fun, knowing it could happen...Awesome start and I was late to the party...