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Comment on: Concerned Conservative

New Legislation

30 Comments
Thursday, April, 23, 2009 11:56 AM Mrs. AL (Always Learning) writes:

A Must Read, Jennifer

This is just toooooo good, Jennifer! Definitely trust this will get a lot of traffic.

My favorite line ...

"Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Michigan, due to her inability to remember rightey tightey, lefty loosey."
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Thursday, April, 23, 2009 2:21 PM Sue writes:

Hi Jennifer

Good post. And I have a true story to add. This really is true.

The last house that my parents lived in, their mailboxes were clustered in a group. Some times people would park in front of the group and the mailmain would not deliever the mail.

My mom went down to the post office and complained and asked if it was rule that he could not get out of the truck. No, this was the response. "As you know your mailman is very overweight and it is hard for him to get out of the truck." Being my mom she replied, "are you f**king kidding me?" She then asked why he still had a job. And the woman said that he was good at his job. My mom said no he's not, he can't do his job. This went on for about ten minutes.

How sad is that. Anyway, the woman did say that they were helping him go on a diet. Yes, this is the postal service at work.
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Thursday, April, 23, 2009 7:09 PM Eric writes:

Jennifer

I guess I'm no-good because I have the ability to work hard! Good post!
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Thursday, April, 23, 2009 7:14 PM Poppy writes:

Hi Jennifer

Thank you for all your prayers. You are so thoughtful.
Between my father's passing, the poor economy and getting used to the socialist posing as president, I've had a tough time shaking off the funk. Its been a loooonnng winter. But, I did get a laugh from your latest offering! Thank you.
I'm about to post another article about the Oath Keepers rally in Lexington, MA that was held April 19th. Hope you like it.
Thanks again and God bless,
John
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Thursday, April, 23, 2009 9:57 PM Jennifer writes:

Mrs. AL

Glad you liked it!
Found it while surfin' the web :o)

The rightey tightey lefty loosey was a LOL.

I enjoyed the insertion of Pelosi, Reid, and Boxer 'cause it sounds like something they would actually put forth...

Thanks for your comment, Mrs. AL

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Thursday, April, 23, 2009 10:03 PM Jennifer writes:

Sue

Hey! I thought the USPS saying was..."The Mail MUST go through!"

There is a lot of inept service happening...especially in GOV'T positions.

Your mom sounds like a spicy go getter....someone has to speak up, sheesh.

The left and their social programs have been and are still FULL of excuses, that fellow should not be able to hold a position he is not able to carry out.

Thanks for your story and visit!
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Thursday, April, 23, 2009 10:08 PM Jennifer writes:

Eric

Sorry....you do not qualify for AWNAA, having a strong work ethic and being highly motivated automatically leaves you out :o)

Glad you liked it and appreciate your stopping by for a visit. God Bless hard working citizens!
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Thursday, April, 23, 2009 10:18 PM Jennifer writes:

Poppy

Thank God for a sense of humor eh?

It has been a rough winter for you and America, we must keep the faith! At times I too have found it tough to shake out of a funk...just think, Jesus conquered death and ALL evil on the cross, trampling it. We have The Blessed Hope :o)
I pray many others will believe and receive.

Didn't mean to preach to ya :o)

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Friday, April, 24, 2009 12:26 PM Sue writes:

Jennifer

I am sure if this has happened to you, but every job that I have worked at there is that one person that no one can figur out how they got hired. They do absolutely nothing, but always seem to stay on top.

What happened to the work ethic in this country? Now you don't work, you just put your hand out and all will be solved. Sad!

Your post made me laugh and also made me scared because there are people out there who have jobs that have no clue. Did I mention the DMV? Okay, where do they get those people from? 20 in the back sitting around doing nothing and one or two windows open with a line a mile long! Oh those government jobs.
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Friday, April, 24, 2009 9:28 PM dawndawn writes:

Going Postal!

Great post, Jennifer! I believe CONgrease wants this legislation so they can hang onto their own jobs, hahaha! .... Term Limits anyone! Thanks for sharing and for the good laugh!
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Saturday, April, 25, 2009 5:37 PM Jennifer writes:

Sue

This post made me laugh to a certain point...but we do realize THIS is how liberals think.

I don't have a problem giving someone a chance when seeing potential, it;'s just the mentality and (like you mentioned) work ethic has fallen greatly since the 1980's.

The DMV, now that would be a whole blog in itself to rant on ... ;)

Heading to your blog now, I'm a little behind!
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Saturday, April, 25, 2009 5:40 PM MJSJR writes:

Hi Jennifer

I'm back from vacation.

Love the post you should send it to the newspapers.

I wonder if Perez Hilton could find a job under the program.

Unfortunately this act would cover 82% of people here in the PR of Massachusetts.

I know hacks that work for the post office. You are dead on.

New Post at my place, stop in when you get a chance.
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Sunday, April, 26, 2009 10:24 AM Jennifer writes:

dawndawn

CONgrease...good one!

Them slippery folks are manipulating the system for sure. The 2010 Census will even further their 'job security'

There are a small amount of citizens regretting their vote for BHO.... still many LOYAL followers though. We went into the city yesterday and saw plenty of proof of O'Bama fever.

Hopefully more will wake up!

God Bless ya on this beautiful Sunday!
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Sunday, April, 26, 2009 10:28 AM Jennifer writes:

MJSJR

Perez Hilton would qualify! What a disgrace he is.

My dad lives in The Boston area, he tells me how difficult it is to live among the many liberals and sheeple. I have compassion for you all.
Unfortunately....many are creeping into NC and infecting this beloved state.

Welcome back, btw :O)

Time to check out your new one, God Bless!
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Sunday, April, 26, 2009 10:59 AM davecatbone writes:

my nephew

a 19 year old "swing voter", or so he calls himself (now remorseful about voting for the messiah) is absolutely astounded that 50% of Americans don't pay any taxes. Imagine.
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Wednesday, April, 29, 2009 6:12 AM Gunny "knuckles" G© writes:

CLASSIC!!

rightey tightey!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Wednesday, April, 29, 2009 11:36 PM Sue writes:

Hi Jennifer

Yes the wonderful DMV. I remember when I was young and my mom took us to Social Security to get cards. We stood at the counter, no one else around and 20 people milling around. I remember asking my mom, how come none of them are helping us? What do they all do? And my mom just rolled her eyes. Oh those great people!

And those great jobs!
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Saturday, May, 02, 2009 11:22 PM Braintree writes:

great stuff!

You put up the best Jennifer! God bless you.
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Sunday, May, 03, 2009 1:14 PM MJSJR writes:

Jennifer

Another New Post at my place with pictures..

Stop by when you can.
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Monday, May, 04, 2009 8:26 PM Saltwater writes:

Jennifer, PULL this post!


Now, before some leftist congressional bozzo sees it.

We know they are devoid of ideas. One of them might actually think your piece of satire is a good plan.

Excellent work.
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Monday, May, 04, 2009 9:06 PM Jennifer writes:

davecat

Glad your nephew has come out of his political stupor :o)

Amazing how many citizens do NOT know the percentage of us who pay taxes to support the other half...

Thanks for commenting. I'll be by your place soon.
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Monday, May, 04, 2009 9:10 PM Jennifer writes:

Gunny

Glad you liked it.
If they ONLY had a brain!

Scarecrow syndrome.

Take Care.
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Monday, May, 04, 2009 9:16 PM Jennifer writes:

Sue

I have similar memories, and just think...they're running offices pertinent to society!

Purge the system I say!

Thanks for your comment, I'll be by your latest in a bit.
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Monday, May, 04, 2009 9:17 PM Jennifer writes:

Braintree

Thanks for the encouragement!

Looking forward to catching up on your posts, God Bless!
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Monday, May, 04, 2009 9:18 PM Jennifer writes:

MJSJR

I'll be by soon, like last week...I'm behind!
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Monday, May, 04, 2009 9:20 PM Jennifer writes:

Yeah Saltwater...

This is exactly how they think and something they would propose...

Glad you liked it and thanks for the smile.
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Tuesday, May, 26, 2009 9:15 PM Jim writes:

Americans With No Abilities Act

I thought this was already enacted. isn't that how Obama got his job?
Oh and BTW it's righty tighty, lefty Pelosi.

You're a funny girl Jen!
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Thursday, June, 11, 2009 1:55 PM Jason writes:

Good Job!!

Just wnated to drop in say:
Hope all is well!!

Thoughts and Prayers out to ya!!

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Saturday, June, 27, 2009 9:26 PM MJSJR writes:

Jennifer

Got a new post up stop on by
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Saturday, July, 04, 2009 11:08 PM Curt writes:

This is very funny, but

the Audacious One probably could come up with and deliver a smooth teleprompter-speech to make it pass through Congress...so don't give him any ideas!
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