Who's "slutty" now?

Or purchase products advertised on the network.

MICHAEL JACKSON!!!

We don't have "news" any more; what we do have scarcely qualifies as a caricature of same. When Jon Stewart is the most trusted name in news (he is these days), your nation is in grave peril.

I heard some rumor about there being a coup in Honduras last week. I don't know what happened or why, and don't know enough of the background to discern what our position should be ... but I do know who the guardian of Michael's three children is -- because that was the freakin' LEAD STORY on our evening news!

And what is this about cap-and-trade? Seems that it passed the House, but no one has the first clue as to what is in it. That Kucinich voted against it speaks volumes.

Do us all a favor and get over Caribou Barbie. We find Failin' Palin amusing because she's Miss Teen South Carolina, all grow'd up. The Sarkozy prank was priceless, as it showed her once again to be clueless. But she's just a distraction.

Keep your eyes on the ball, and you can't help but be appalled.