For Your Amusement

Someone broke the Moonbats man!

The top one just spins his clock.

The bottom one is DEAD.

Hehe...

Glenn Flowers

That sounds somehow appropriate.

Sorry it isn't working. I had one hang on me a little while ago, so it may not be the most robust site.

Then again, when it works it is worth a laugh, so I'll leave the links for now. Have to see if they start to work better.

he top one is working. It told me:

"The Boy King's war on labor unions must end now! Stuff it!"

Sounds like a moonbat to me. Except for the lack of obsecenities.

Here are two more interesting lines:

The Republikkkans stole the so called election by deforesting the migrants.

And

It is quite literally war on nudists! Unlike you and Clarence Thomas, I am not in love with SUVs!

I am sorry you can't see these. They are terribly amusing.

Best one yet:

If you aren't rabid about this murderer-in-chief then I say you are a retrosexual! Say no to fear!

I do worry though that sooner or later I am going to start seeing it generate Obama stump speeches. If the darn thing starts telling me "change we can believe in" I am giving up.

I am going to have come back and try this from my home computer. (work PC security prohibitions and all...) Just last week I accused caday5 of not passing the Turing Test. I wonder if this is any better than "it" is.

Robert consistently fails the Turing test, No human I know responds the way Robert does. When criticized most people react ins some way other than simply coming up with even more fantastic tales.

I could easily make a Robert simulator. You just create a hierarchy of unbelievability. You start at 1. For every so many minutes you ratchet it up another tier. And for every post you pick a topic +/- a level or two of unbelievability from your level. When anyone comments, you respond with a post level levels higher. Quite simple, really.

Sadly I have relatives who sound like Hal Drunakhue, so I suppose he passes, but Robert is still nonhuman in my book.

Jury is still out on Mdogg{gxN}. He sounds vaguely human, but not like any human with whom I would want to associate. But I suppose recourse to irrelevant insults and non sequiturs is a human response.

I forgot names in the format {anything}{any number} are all good old Wing Commander Bobbo. Something about his IT security guys making him use "all his old call signs" or some such...

What a strange little world he lives in.

It's awesome! I need one for my office! (the automated version, not the robert, er starship67, er blowhard23, or what ever his latest "handle" is.

Can't take the credit for this one. Just saw it on another site and had to link to it.

It reminds me of an older version, the corporate memo generator. It would randomly spit out phrases using "rollout", "implementation", "scalable", "three tiered", "object oriented", "java based", "xml driven" and all the other 90's IT buzz words. Equally amusing.

(Sad that we still haven't gotten over the completely unmerited fascination with java and XML, the twin Obamas of the programming world. All flash and no substance. But that's my bias... Grumpy old assembly language/C programmer that I am.)