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Comment on: Behind Enemy Lines

Socialized Restaurants

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Sunday, October, 18, 2009 4:01 PM PDX Dave writes:

Dying to Escape Government Health Care

In one of the worst restaurants on the block, people would literally risk death in rickety boats to escape the government-ordered food, and get TO the Free Market Restaurant. Death was preferable to these impoverished people, compared to being told by the government when they could eat, what they could eat, and when they could poop it out.

Of course it surprised no one that the people who love government-run everything considered that pit of misery to be one of the very BEST restaurants ever!

They praised it constantly because everyone was forced to eat the same predigested disgusting gruel and that meant everyone was... EQUAL! Everyone was equally miserable, but that made little difference to the people who love government-run everything.

The people who love government-run everything constantly tried to belittle the Free market Restaurant with comparisons to the rat-hole that people died to escape. But the customers of the Free Market Restaurant paid no attention as they continued to enjoy the best food in town, and the diners in the rat-hole continued to die trying to escape and get to the Free Market Restaurant.
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