The Speaker Speaks and Syria Laughs at U.S.

Jimbo:

Yes! Two does come after One. And three does come after two.

And you can use 4 letter words. How nice.

How old are you?

No, see, you just don't understand how it works. If Bush or anyone from his administration does it (does what?-why, anything you silly person you) its illegal, immoral et cetera, et cetera, et cetera (You didn't know I spoke Latin did ya? The other guy can count... gee your readership is getting more and more intellectual every day). If a liberal does it, its diplomacy, razor edge leadership, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The media is just not running it bias (did I say 'bias' I meant 'by us) with the proper explanation of how it works so I'll help you out. Say it with me: Republicans bad... Democrats good. Say it seven hundred and forty seven times, then say two 'hail nancys' and do some community service (read Al Gore's book or some other extremely tedious thing). Then, and only then, will I pronounce absolution.

Signed the Minister of Mind Right Politics