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Comment on: The Pepperhawks' Farm Journal

CNN Shills for Obama

85 Comments

That cat's a hoot!

He's a member of Al Caeta, I take it?



Actually, I think the CNN talking blow-dry's simply stating what all the elites really think of the rest of us, so it's not really news, you know?

The only surprise is that they let their true feelings show. Talk about not even ACTING like they're "one of us".... too funny!

St. Gracie

There's a sign up sheet for my brand new Gimp Terrorist Training Camp, and you are eligible for a full scholarship. Goshawk is too.
You will graduate with honors if you can survive a week in my neighborhood.

St. Gracie

I just put a sign up sheet on the door to Gimp House for my new Gimp Terrorist Training Camp. You and Gos are both eligible for full scholarships and can graduate with honors if you survive a week in my neighborhood.

Brian

Oh, I know it's not news what the MSM thinks of us, but to so blatantly state wild statements like this is just too much.

Lucy

Oh, good, I definitely want to attend the Gimp Terrorist Camp. I'm sure you will have us up and ready for attacks in no time with all of your great experience fighting the hizzbullies.

When can we start? I'm biting at the bit because I have so much "bitterness" in my soft heart.

Saw A Great Bumper Sticker

NOBAMA in 08

drillbit

That's a good one for a bumper sticker. Maybe we can get pins to wear too saying that, right next to our flag pins we wear.

Just when I thought

this campaign couldn't provide any more hillarity...

BTW, I'm prepping a new series at The Swamp. I downloaded Barry's "Blueprint For Change" from his website. I'm gonna rip it to shreds, issue by issue.

I Guess I Won't Need...

to go to Terrorist Training Camp this summer. I mean, after all, I am an engineer with over 30 years experience. I just will do what I normally do, only in reverse. (i.e., Instead of building things from "the ground up", I will tear down things from "the sky down".)

Can I start with CNN's blow-dry's (as BrianR so neatly said it) first?

Being from Mississippi, I must really be one of those bitter, Bible-thumping, gun owning, ignorant rednecks that the elites' so despise. I can even speak Southern! (Put the book rat chair; Yall come back now; etc.)

(I agree, the Cat from Al Caeta is a hoot! However, I am a dog person. We need an equivalent in "canine" terms.)

Pity Party

The nutroots are storming the castle with torches and pitchforks, screaming that the ABC Debate was "unfair". Holy smoke, a third of our population has lost it's mind completely. We may have to destroy the education system and rebuild from the ground up, these idiots are clueless, yet high school graduates. Sheesh.

Pepp

No big surprize,why should they hide the obvious bias they have harbored for years? BTW,you MUST get a disclaimer on the cat. Wouldn't want PETA after you now,would you? mwahahahahaha

Whoa!

Are you ethnically profiling that poor little kitty in his charming native costume? You rural types really are running amok. It must be the ethanol fumes. Yes, CNN is in the tank for Obama. What a change for the former Clinton News Network. All these media wise-guys are going to have the smirks wiped off their faces if Hilly manages to hijack the nomination.

To anyone who

has already posted go back to the original article for more pictures of new rural terrorist.

...The RUST Belt...


OH.

All this time I thought it was,

The RUSH Belt.

I mean, we all do listen to Rush, do we not?

Even Citizen McCain

Needs a refresher course in what the Second Amendment REALLY means!

and it ain't hunting or collecting...

Crawfish

I'm sure Lucy will allow you to come to the training camp. All us bitter Americans are welcome there I believe and Lucy has a special place in her heart for ya.

GrayGhost

Gos is working on the dog terrorist. Meanwhile we have new pics of a rural terrorist on the article.

Yep, you a redneck with dat kinda talk. Now, ya'll come back, ya hear?

Buck

We sure do listen to Rush. The authority on all things socialist.

clyde

Ha, in fact I adopted the cat from PETA. They were scared to death of it and put a notice for someone to get it. I rushed to its' defense.

True enough. Why should CNN hide its' bias any longer. What MSM does these days. It's all out in the open full blown bigotry against us rural types in middle America. Geesh. Talk about hate.

davecat

Oh, yes and we have pitchforks too. Cauldrons boiling with cow hooves and frogs. We bitter Americans in the heartland are just ferocious. I wouldn't want to be the MSM right now. You never know what could happen especially after we all do our AQ training.

skep

That's right. I violated all PC rules and profiled that cat. I'm feeling particularly brave today. I could have the PC police at my door any minute wanting to rescue that cat which I got from PETA.

The Guns Are Wrong

Those guns should form a cross so you can cling to your bitter beliefs better. I was going to suggest that you hire an illegal alien to hold them steady but I guess you're all eaten up with hatred and stuff so that's not a good idea.
You should try to get on an airplane with the cat.

OMG! HAHAHAHA!

You have out done yourself this time Peppermint! You better run before DHS has you hunted down!

Hey, I'm Puerto Rican

But also believe in God, own weapons, and believe in using them if a stupid crook decides to come visit in the middle of the night. I guess that makes me a bitter American too, that will not be voting for him...

OMG!!!

I love the cat!!!!!!

That is the funniest thing!

Juliet, wherefore art thou?

Calling Juliet...come out, come out, we need to see that Diary again...
I LOVE THIS!!!

St. Gracie

I think I'm going to use your graduation picture for my new recruiting poster.


Craw, Think you get can leave to be the Head Instructor at the training camp?

Management will be accepting applications for trainees and instructors at The Gimp Wonders as of 0900 SGT (Standard Gimp Time) tomorrow. The gimp has a few local issues to settle.

Brian and clyde

Your both right that we've known about their bias for years. But it's only recently that they've become bolder in showing their Liberal beliefs. I guess now that two far left Liberals are running for pres. And So many of the sheepeople are backing them, they feel safe.

Gos

If that is indeed the case, they had best continue 'flying over' those states!

Quite a display of firepower

But where are the "assault rifles"?

I see some lever actions and a .22 semi-auto, but you gotta look like you MEAN BUSINESS!

At the LEAST, a Ruger Mini-14, but preferably an M1A ar AK.

C'mon!..... Get with the program!

BrianR

LOL! Naw.. can't be showing the enemy all the fire power. The big stuff is tucked away. Besides, that little ole .22 semi-auto will probably scare the Libs half to death. It hold more than three rounds and and is semi-auto. They consider 'that' an assault rifle! Ha ha ha..

Purplegimp

I like it just fine when they don't stop here. It took weeks to get the smell of Bill Klinton out of our town!

Pepp

A funny article. The fanatical felines cannot be trusted. A Terrorist Group! Now your talking. Who says this isn't the land of opportunity.

When I was discharged from the Marines I had trouble finding a job that fit my job skills. The Mafia wasn't hiring (I believe that they discriminate against the Irish), and mercenary work is rarely dependable. I tried the cop thing for a while but let's face it, they only "say" you can shoot people, when what they really mean, is if you don't mind going to prison.

I have been waiting 40 years for this job and in the process have become bitter and frustrated. I would be happy to submit a video demonstrating what I can do will a small amount of C-4, a cleaning bag, some comm wire and a couple soda cans. If you prefer I can demonstrate my "L" ambush technique but I'm going to need an M-60 and a couple of claymores. LOL!!!!

Pepp2

I can't stop laughing..ROTFLOL. the cat, way too much. I think you left us to another higher plane. Great. Shills indeed.

ROFLMAO

well I was in around 2:30 but I see my comment didn't register!
This one is a riot pepp.
I used to see busloads of people from the midwest come to Cape Cod and I thought they were the salt of the earth and the best Americans I knew!! And now I find out I was wrong!! :-(((
Oh well another illusion busted.

Bought the farm

The real “situation” shows Democrats are in true meltdown, about 1 knotch on the old suicide belt above full blown jihad.

Caferty earned a spot on my black list.
I'll be keeping a Cafferty File.

Good Grief!

Pepp this is even better than clinton and the cow! Love the Al Caeta Kitty.....he's loaded and ready to blow. It, and those mean ol' guns would have the libs wetting their nappies! All you need is a bible and cross and their complete surrender is guarenteed. Good one guys five stars*****

skep

Oh, now that's a good idea, should have had those guns crossed. That would definitely scare more liberals away. In fact, I imagine they would all the ACLU to have me removed from this earth making a public religious display.

BigPapa

Ha, ha. Yeah, can you see me running right now? LOL!

Oh, I'm not worried about DHS. They can't find the millions of Mexicans hanging on every street corner in the US.

Joe

Good for you. Add Puerto Ricans to our new army of bitter Americans. Welcome to the club Joe!

beachmom

Welcome! Glad you enjoyed it. We have to laugh about this stuff, ya know? It's either laugh or cry is what I always say, and I choose to make a joke outta these east coast snobs.

Nee

Maybe I'll have to come up with a new Diary series. I think something might be kindling inside the old loony imagination. LOL!

Lucy

I think that's an excellent idea to use my photo for your training camp poster. Email is on your way, btw.

Brian

Now you know we took those pics outside and the Amish are going by. Can't have the assault rifles out in the open like that. Too scary for the Amish. It was bad enough they saw us outside while taking these pics.

Sarge

LOL! Welcome to the new bitter, rural American terrorist group. Your resume is perfect for extreme bitterness and frustration.

xpressit

"The real “situation” shows Democrats are in true meltdown, about 1 knotch on the old suicide belt above full blown jihad."

OMG! Hilarious. And, the Cafferty file. I love it. We all need to keep a file on him!! He's cuckoo.

emjayne

Thanks. Glad you got a laugh.

I just hated to destroy your sense of who we rural folks are though. I know you thought we were nice, but I had to let the truth out.

craftyone

Thanks.

Oh, yeah, we should have had a bible in there for sure.

I think the libs, if they see this display, will run for the hills. Especially that weak minded, blathering idiot Cafferty. I can see him now, wetting and soiling his pants as he tries to get out of town. And, in this town, he couldn't find his way anywhere. It's too complicated getting out of these boonies. LOL!

Pepp

A new outrage emerges! Gather your brave little band of insurgents and come on over to my place.

P.S. Bring the cat! HaHa!

update

Hve you got many orders yet for that feline jacket. I was a-wonderin if it came in colors.
A few weeks ago, after coming back from one of my trips to Church which I like to call surveillance hour; I noticed some chatter, so I turned on the web to see what was the matter. (mostly true) I checked it with, you know, WeCare@bitter.com. (That net must be another thing besides our flag-waving that he left out of his critique about us.) Oh did I forget that we always sing "onward Christian soldiers" when we are readying to go on our paramilitary maneuvers across the hills to islamberg. You know, I guess some of their type have the similar mindset as Bama about us. And they'd have to be real suspicious of our ilk since there are at times Jews around our companies. They call them the kosher kids. We are dual protected. Anyway the net told me the muzzies (MOA) held a parade in Binghamton a few weeks ago to celebrate the Muhammad's birthday. The deputy mayor issued the proper permits. They had it complete with guest speakers from a Uni-pastor to some similar anti-something or others. The point they said was this is their first step reaching out to the community. They plan to get more involved.

So if someone comes and asks to help milk the cows or rake your leaves etcetera, be leery. Just hold the Bible in one hand and shotgun in the other; hopefully they get the message. Just thought I'd pass that info along from our encampment to yours. I’ll thump a little extra for yo`ens tonight.

xpressit

Thanks for the heads-up! Pays to be keep yer eye's open dese days.

xpressit

Thanks for the confidential and most important intelligence relay. We need all we can get in these troubled times.

I'm sure glad you're watching our backs up there in your part of the country.

The forces are gathering as we speak. Liberals beware! You just don't want to mess with a bunch of dumb, bitter, redneck troops on the march.

omg, that cat

i'm scared of the cat! that cat is even more scary than the cartoon of al gore on doc's site. gorrors!! killer kitty.

beltway girl

Yes that cat is scary. Can you imagine coming across that thing at a mall?

no pity kitty!

i just can't stop...

beltway girl

That cat really has you fascinated I think. You'll be dreaming about him tonight. LOL

Pepp

Embittered rural terrorist? All you're missing is a rosary to make it complete!

davecat

Your right. Wish I would have thought of that. I would have had a rosary and a bible in the picture! :-)

davecat

No problemo, we can take more pics with those things in it. That could be fun. Good idea.

Pep


Gos did a fantastic job dressing you in terriost attire. You're VERY scary! LOL!

I know how these people view us, but I still can't believe Cafferty had the nerve to say ON TV that people in rural america were like al Qaeda! What a Jack a**. It just goes to show that the crazy libs are no longer afraid to let people in on what they REALLY think.

I'll be responding to your email in a bit. Now take a nap, will ya!
(I saw you posted at 3:30am) ; )

1mash

Yeah, I know. I was up way too late, couldn't sleep.

And, I will be napping later.

It sure does tell us a lot how CNN, for one, is pulling no punches any longer on how they feel about us out here in middle America. They never did think much of us anyway and made innuendos, but now it's wide open.

It's war as far as I'm concerned.

I sure did look scary didn't I? LOL!

Where did you get that cat pic?

That is too funny.

Yeah, these guys are saying what they have felt for a long time.

And perhaps a rebellion might be worthwhile.

I thought that's what cats were for...

Good one, Pepp. Cafferty's value is only to make Olbermann look tolerant and smart. My question for these non-partisan reporters:

"Why didn't Clinton and 'em go into the Rust Belt and remove these poor folks to where the jobs are?"

Pepp

Since cats are notoriously independent creatures how do you get it to deliver the package? If that one is like any of the others I have seen it will decide it can't stand to be separated from you at the critical moment. Just a thought!

Peppermint2

Love your cat, do those coats come in different sizes? I've got a couple of large cats. Of course they can carry more bombs do more damage.

Sarge that would be just my luck.

Obama

He will soon cure all of us from our mental disorders that result in clinging to God and Guns.

Of course, people with red hair are a smaller minority then blacks or journalists, so we're a protected class. We'll be running things soon enough. For more details, you know the drill.

VADaddy

Come on over and join the Redneck Jihad. We're training now for the rebellion.

Sure would like to add your name to our list.

Scarlet

Good question. If the dimocrats are so good with the economy, why have these poor people been seething and angry for 25 years without a job. Like you said, why didn't Clinton do something when he was pres.

Sarge

Simple solution. When you're ready to drop the cat where he needs to commit his suicide assignment, you just bring along a squirt bottle and blast the little sucker. He won't stick around ya after that, at least not for awhile.

Dogged

Sure we have these outfits in all sizes with bigger bombs. We can invent anything to fit any size cat you've got. Just make sure you won't miss your little kitty after he blows up though.

Use the squirt bottle trick, Dogged, and you'll be safe.

Redhead

You're absolutely right. You redheads are in a minority and I don't understand why there isn't an organization for redheads, such as the NAARP, National Association for Redhead People.

Where are the PC police? The socialists have left redheads out of any group. Huh? There's a big misunderstanding and overlook going on here. I'd be doggone mad if I were you. In fact, I'd be bitter.

that cat has to be...

just unbelievably bitter...

beltway girl

That cat is bitter, believe me.

And, beltway girl check out the new article, "Redneck Terrorist Training Camp" I just put up tonight. More cats and dogs.

Pep

Thanks for coming by. Now you know, the Crimson Apex Solidarity Horde is in full swing. We're a smaller minority than any other.

Pep


Obviously my computer has some bias agianst you. LOL! Just tried to send another email and it dissappeared like the other one. I will attempt another tomorrow. Bear with me please! ( this is

That should have been


that is "SO embarrassing"! Ha! My computer is hating me at this moment!

I'm in, ha ha

Can I bring my boys? They'd love the cat!

Redhead

Yeah, I'm glad CASH is active now. Just think of all the goodies you can reap in. Have you contacted the Rev. Jackson too? I'm sure he could help. Give you plenty of advice. LOL

VADaddy

Most certainly bring your boys. We have to train and educate our children at an early age to be pro American. I do think they would enjoy the trainees quite a lot. Like being at the zoo. LOL

Where do I sign up?

Great satire peppermint!

by the way, is that a Persian cat?

hehe




from a tiny acorn a mighty oak does grow! ..... "Or, let a nut loose, and no tellin' what happens next".

Jackpine Savage

Sign up right now. Send in your app. We don't turn anyone away as long as you can take the conditions. But, freedom comes with a cost. LOL

I'm not sure what type of cat that is actually.

Jackpine Savage

"Or, let a nut loose, and no tellin' what happens next".

"Liberals" immediately came to mind when I read that. :-)