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Comment on: Life as I know it

Breaking up is hard to do.

2 Comments
Monday, October, 02, 2006 8:17 PM Madeline's Dad writes:

Easy steps to overcome a tough breakup..

1. Contact AmeriDudes.
2. Visit ATM, make large withdrawl.
3. Visit local wing-n-beer repository.
4. Eat and drink till drunk and full.
5. Move party to local adult "ballet"
6. Exchange dollar bills with employees of said ballet.
7. Make whoopie with AmeriStripper.
8. Repeat process until you forget AmeriGirlfriends name.
9. Resist urge to drunk-dial former AmeriGirlfriend.

See how easy it is?

Seriously, break-ups suck. It will hurt less in a few days. Be tough, and things will look up
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Wednesday, October, 04, 2006 1:24 AM AmeriDan writes:

Thanks MD

I took your advice.

It worked!

Thanks for commenting. Please come back soon.

I also checked out your blog. Good stuff.
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