Loose Ends in Chicago!

Ah, another Chicagoan who sees reality!

I frequently get approached by people running stands at the grocery store, offering me a subscription to the Sun Times. I reply with, "Not while you've got Mary Mitchell working there."

Wow, if 37% of Sun Times poll responders said yes to tasering grandma, then 95% of right thinking Chicagoans must agree. Color me cold-hearted, Mary.

My personal favorite Mary Mitchell columns are when she is clearly speaking to the "black community." You can tell she's speaking to the "black community" because she uses the word "sistas" and writes as if her target audience was no older than five.