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Comment on: "one eighty"

My New Assignment with the Democrat Party.

43 Comments

You don't waste anytime....

....you've successfully closed "air america" already....I've never seen government act so fast...

Two remarks: I don't think Slick would settle for anything less than General Secretary and wouldn't it be cruel to "...use horses, mules, or camels for all transportation[?]"

Nancy Pelosi

Your post reads remarkably like Nancy Pelosi - who I hope and pray will remain in leadership in the minority.

Also,

you should add that you will do it all "for the children."

Jimmy Carter

Ha funny... Air America will be back you know...Soros will make sure of that...

You're probably right about Slick...he wouldn't want to represent America anywhere, much less the UN!

"Wouldn't it be cruel...I'm laughing...to use horses, mules or camels for transportation"...only cruel to your batunsky...:)

Thanks for the laugh!

trv

Wow, I guess I'm a total success in my new position, if I sound like Nancy Pelosi!...:)I'm going to ask for a raise...

Thanks for the reminder!:)

Jimmy Carter

"for the children"...that's good...yes of course they will be breathing clean air, and communing with nature...tiptoeing through the tulips...:)

Ha...funny...:)

You forgot to mention ...

... that you would disband the Boy Scouts for banning leaders that might take an interest in pubescent boys while simultaneously condemning the Republicans for have a Congressman that took an interest in pubescent boys.

84rules

Yes, how could I have forgotten about the Boy Scouts...actually now that I think of it, Foley should be the new Boy Scout Administrator!...:)

84rules

I'm laughing...Are you suggesting that the Democrat party isn't consistent?...:)

That is exactly ...

... what I am suggesting. ;)

Oh really?...

You guys on the right just don't get it...on the Left we're right regardless, and you're supposed to shut up and capitulate...:)

Something has got to give

I re-read the Declaration of Independence last night. We are all perfectly aware of the fact that this country is teetering dangerously on the edge of socialism. When will our responsibility to act as outlined in that document be required?
Someone help me to laugh. I just can’t when it comes to this.

gregmc

I know what you mean... I just read your post. It is serious business, we can make fun of it and laugh about it but "they" are deadly serious.

Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying...

It is critical that we get more conservatives in office so we can continue pealing away the layers of socialism...or our future will not be very bright.

Thanks for checking in.

Amen...

Votes for (conservative) Republicans all the way...

Dang Scary

Talk about having a bad day.

James Biga

Yeah, if it weren't so true it'd be funny!

Seriously, the dems are so pathetic it makes you laugh, until you realize, like gregmc says they mean business...and will do whatever it takes to get there...

Thanks for stopping by...:)

If they ever get

absolute power back, all three branches with veto proof majorities, your scenario won't be too far from reality.

Good post!

Well, as the resident ointment fly

I have to point out that Dems don't believe in arresting anybody other than gun-owners and smokers, let alone obese people.

They put obese people into the category of protected minorities. They file lawsuits on their behalf, and enact protective legislation.

BrianR

But...but...aren't they the one's accusing obese people of eating too much fatty foods and causing healthcare costs to skyrocket?...

Resident ointment fly...I'm laughing...

Honesty from a Dem? nah

Its not even in the dem doctionary! Great hoot of a post Sheila!

Dear Pelosi

Dear Pelosi:

Thanks so much for your refreshing honesty! We look forward to your "cutting and running," higher taxes, socialism, and revoking the 2nd amendment. At what point do you plan on shutting down all conservative media: blogs, radio, columnists, and Fox? And most especially, at what point do you burn the U.S. constitution and replace it with ours?

Thanks,
Kofi, Kim, Hugo, and Mahmoud

Sheila, Chavez here...

...just got back from Vegas after eloping with Cindy Sh*thead....congrtat's on your "nomination."

DeVine-Gamecock

Can't figure out your skepticism about democrat honesty...ha...:)

Good to hear from you, thanks for checking in!:)

trv

Kofi, Kim, Hugo and Mahmoud...true democrat soulmates...

Hillary would love to sell you overnight accomodations (for the right price of course) in the Lincoln bedroom, when you come for the joint signing ceremony...please include cash payment with your RSVP...

Good one, trv.



Jimmy Carter

Chavez,

The dream team! So good to hear you got together and found utopia! Will you be relocating to Crawford?...:)

I'm moving to Canada!

Oh, darn, that line hasbeen used before...

Sheila,

Chavez again....just having a temporary layover here in Texas(thank you JulieC)....Cindy will be in Crawford for the time being(she has this "Freudian/Bush/love" thing that I just don't get...I on the other hand will be leaving as soon as possible....I do not want to upset this "New and Improved" Jimmy Carter I've heard so much about!

justaguy

You'll be in good company with all the comrads that went North to avoid the draft...:)

Jimmy Carter

Chavez,

I totally understand, though, you might enjoy a vist with the "new and improved" Jimmy Carter while you're there...he might give you some good tips for governing...

This is outrageous!

How dare you!!! How dare you have Streisand sing that war mongering, violence glorifying, jingoistic, flag waving "national anthem"! It's not MY anthem. I can't believe how far to the right you've taken this party. Simply outrageous.

Shudder

To think of it. Whats scary is that even the most nutty of those propositions isn't far off the mark.

Anne Coulter Would be proud

Great post! Just as Coulter does, you make your points succinctly and accurately, using humor to point out the ridiculousness, and danger, of the Liberal agenda. America can afford to treat Leftist ideas with more decorum during times of peace [thus we had the Clinton Administration for the 1990's, the most peaceful decade of the 20th century thnaks to the Reagan policies of the 1980's] , but when there is true danger we cannot indulge their liberal pieties and nonsense. Good for you!

Scatbug

We might have to change the Anthem, now that you bring it up...any suggestions?...:)

Barbara might choke on the words of the current one...thank you for bringing that to my attention...

Prysson

"Shudder" think of it...the elections will be critical...

Thanks for checking in and commenting!

JDComments

Thank you for the kind words.

Good comments. I couldn't agree more.

Hope you check in again!

A New Anthem

I've always been partial to "The Internationale", that old time Commie anthem from the 1920s. I can just hear Babs belting out: "So comrades, come rally and the last fight let us face! The Internationale unites the human race!" The full lyrics are here: http://www.uv.es/~pla/red.net/intaoter.html Your heart will be stirred to action!

Sheila and all

Good fun post and comments. By the way, how soon are we gong to restrict the vote to those who don't pay any taxes? As you all know, paying taxes leads to prejudicial pocketbook voting and this kind of mean-spirited racist greed can not be allowed to continue.

Scatbug

Perfect! Babs will love it! Ideal for Hillary's inaugural!...;)

Pistol

What do you mean "vote"? You know there will be a Constitutional Convention (rigged of course)to eliminate any potential for free elections in the future...:)

BTW Pistol

Glad you're back from Siberia...guess you'll be spared Bush's and Rumsfeld's fate...:)

Oh

and the fate of the rest of the Bush cabinet as well...almost forgot.

I dunno...

...if you get rid of cattle ranches there are still buffalo ranches and wild game--much leaner and healthier anyway.

Seriously, however, the return to the "Fairness Doctrine" is a real possibility...b/c government mandated markets work so well. Just look at the Soviet Union...you could get whatever you wanted in the stores...so long as what you wanted was what they had.

This is an ideology that believes that problems must be fixed by government. The believers in this ideology do not even pause to consider that the "good intentions" of countless politicians and bureaucrats have done much more damage than good that was accomplished.

mgraves

"buffalo ranches"...buffalos are animals that lived with the natives on the land, so they can roam free on the range...

Seriously...you're right about the "fairness doctrine"...it would be fair to those who control the information...

"ideology that believes that problems must be fixed by government"...exactly.

That's why they must never have total power...

Thanks for visiting, and your comments. It's good to hear from you...:)