I won't forget....

yourself!

Who were you BEFORE getting banished to Siberia?

Who else calls ya "Guns" Don't make me pull myself up to 69.5"!!!

she's gonna stand on a ladder?

Dunno what she said, but if SHE got sent to the barren wasteland, can we be far behind?

she's gotta work on her blog roll

You're Fuu-nny!!

The Siberian wastelands are cold. Your posts are too hot to survive there. Long may they warm us here.

Well done.

Do I need to advertise your new home in The Swamp? I've already got it listed in the blog roll, but I can make a post there (and maybe other places as well).

When you finish looking at Gunny face to knee, let us know.

(geez, I'm cracking on her shortness and I've never met her face to face)

to be sitting to do so?

we were cracking on the short guy in our shop today...he got injured playing basketball during PT...in the lane going up for a shot and went knee-to-knee with someone else. We needed to know if he was at the top of his jump and the other guy was crouching for them to bump knees. He replied that he was jumping from a ladder, otherwise his knee would have stubbed the other guy's toe.

That just means you like me!! :) I get kidded all the time. I could be crude, but I'll let it slide, lest someone take it wrongly!! I was more well-endowed way back when...and during a PT formation the CO would ask for "Mother Jugs", cause it wasn't the shortness holding me back, it was my black eyes!!!" I used to roar with laughter, and one day I came out wearing two Jock straps, tightened to suffocation and asked if this would help solve my problem of running and no more black eyes...he laughed and told me to drop and give him twenty for dressing "inappropriately"!! I said, but Sir, you were fraternizing with your troop...he dropped right next to me and we knocked em out. The whole platoon clapped and laughed. It was one of the best PT formations ever...Those days are gone, unfortunately...

Guns may be taller than me but not by much...more like face to hairy chest...if he has a hairy one!!

like Mrs Crawfish. It's been suggested by multiple medical officers that she get a reduction. If she was a runner, she'd KO herself. As is, she does her PT in the pool...backstroke...with natural floatation.

Ya coulda posted a spew alert, you frog!! ROTFLMAO

what's MOS E11?

I was on Tank Hill for basic training-we were E-1-1, Screaming Eagles! I was a 92B which is now a 68K I think.

was...whatever an Airborne company clerk for the 82nd was back in the late 50s.

In keeping with the current politically correct climate in our country, all references to PatriotDefender shall henceforth use correct phraseology:

"Vertically Challenged with Exterior Thorax Weight Imbalance"

that Nee is vertically challenged, but not as much as GunnyG claimed. We met yesterday at the Gathering Of Eagles rally.

Speaking of...part one of my series about the GOE 3 rally and the opposing of the Moonbat Brigade is now posted at The Swamp. Just waiting for Nee to authorize/disauthorize her pic being used before I start part deux.

It's a good thing I wasn't drinking coffee- I would have needed a spew alert!! Good One!

It comes from that evil training I received while in the military!!! Special ops has a tendency to bring out the interesting due to a distinct lack of sleep. We would ponder about how to write the good and bad in politically correct speech for performance reports. That and answering interrogators during survival school which was much worse than the crap they call "torture". Geez, I didn't know that I was being tortured, I thought torture was listening to the old guys reminisce about the old days, then I became an old guy. :)