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Comment on: Scatbug's Scatterings

Fatty foods can make you fat, and other astounding news

16 Comments

NO WAY

There is no way I ever would have guessed you get fat by eating fatty foods. It sure is a good thing the USDA is there to point that out. I wonder how many tax dollars were spent feeding kids Mcnuggets and Junior burgers to figure that one out. Thanks for the vital update.

We need to cover the world

with foam rubber, to protect people from themselves.....

wil

It gives my life great meaning when I can pass along such important news.

dave

Of course you mean foam rubber made from at least 45% post consumer product.

Scatbug...

LOL...leaving my house could be dangerous to my health...staying home could be even more dangerous...eating could kill me...walking could cause me to trip and fall...breathing might damage my lungs...if I open my eyes I might see Obama saying the pledge...if I close my eyes I might have a nightmare that he is president...

I give up.



not so fast

Doing my research to figure out how I can eat food that tastes good and still lose weight, the new thinking shows that you CAN eat fat but in limited amounts. They say to keep the weight off one should eat meat and veggies (not starches) and avoid sugar and carbs.

My two cents worth for free.

btw - "Hello Scatbug".

Scarlet, avoid sugar and carbs?

then what point will there be to life?

Scatbug....post consumer product

how about bubble wrap, does that fit the bill?

Sheila

Not to pile on to your doom and gloom, but living has a 100% mortality rate. Shocking I know, but true.

SP

Good to hear from ya...

It's amazing that the "new thinking" on nutrition (don't eat too much) is exactly what my parents said to me 30+ years ago.

dave

Regarding carbs, beer has loads of them, so your point is well taken.

As for our protective shield, really any recycled material would do, as long as it's soft and cushiony. Pamela Anderson's disgarded breast implants would be a good example: soft, protective and ample enough to cover the planet.

LOL Scatbug.....

just when I think you've mined this for all the humor......

dave

And just think...I haven't yet used terms like "hemispheric" or phrases such as, "impervious to shock and vibration".

If there's a horse to be beaten, I've got the whip.

Giddyup Scatbug

we appreciate every little pun!

I wonder if they did any health studies

regarding cardiovascular incidents in men over-exuberantly chanting 'Death to America' or 'Death to Israel'?

phil

I'm not sure about those activities contributing to heart disease, so you raise a good question. However, I have read where there is a significant correlation between Arab men doing such things and then detonating in public spaces. Sadly, that carries a 100% mortality rate.