What Do Women Want?

Skep, I have to hand it to you, you are a brave soul and I very much appreciate your essay. I laughed at much of it but have to say, that pic at the top is soooooo nasty.

I sure hope some of my fellow female humanoids who voted for this President come by and consider your pov. Unfortunately, most probably won’t be by and that’s their loss.

Let me know if your house is surrounded by female types carrying sticks, pitch forks, etc. I’ll be there to help as much as I can – LOL

What a woman wants is what they think other women either have or want. Other than that, women don't know what in the hell they want. Not all women are like that, but most are. Luckily I have a g/f that doesn't have dain bramage (I have to say that contractually). Hopefully Mrs. AL and her pitchfork-carrying fembots don't come to my house lol. Men have their faults too. Everything revolves around sex, hopefully with women. A man will only be as good as it takes to have sex with that woman. If he got sex being a jerk, he will continue to be a jerk. If he had to be trained to be good in order to have sex, then Fido gets his bone. No pun intended. We are basically dogs that need to be trained to treat women better and not lift our legs in the house. Women aren't even taught when they're young that the only thing males want is them. It's in their DNA. They know instinctively that the only thing men really want is them. No guy gets tattooed up and pierced like a lion's dinner because he wants to "express" himself. It's because he's ugly and this is the only way he thinks he can get women. The great weakness in men is our desire for women. Women use that and use it well, but women can be taken advantage of too. A guy can be tricked to do anything as long as there is a possibility for sex. A woman can be tricked to do anything as long as there is a possibility of romance. The spiritually and emotionally empty can be tricked playing that up. Obama can speak well so they are enticed by that. A vulnerable woman thinks that he is speaking directly to them personally, and only to them. Women that that aren't spiritually empty and are content won't fall for him and see through his bs. Boy, the human race is a really screwed up one.

No, I will be going to HELP SKEP, not join those female types. Sorry for any misunderstanding, Skep.

"Let me know if your house is surrounded by female types carrying sticks, pitch forks, etc."

None of the women in my life take my social or political views seriously enough to endanger the finish on their Brookstone gardening tools by conking my thick skull. As long as I do as I'm told I'm safe.

But women are going to be a lot less happy when the appliances they love are stripped away in the name of Global Warming Control. We all are going to have less free time doing by hand what used to be done by machine. Obama is being very out front and honest about it,too. I just dont think Obama voters have multiplied their power bills by eight or ten and figured out how much turning on the AC this summer is going to cost.

I know you wouldnt be part of the mob. I wasnt trying to be mysogynistic, I was trying to point out how all this crap is going to affect our daily lives, and in ways that will surprise us. The consumer society is over.

I read you correctly. I was just hoping that what I was saying wasn't going to make you jump ship lol.

People are get fooled do not like to admit they were fooled. I bet many of them will rather say "well if this will help our planet, then I will do my part" while having their hands worn down from washing their clothes the old fashioned way. I think these metrosexuals are going to have a problem too when there is a government effort to ban hair gels. They'll have to find another way to keep their hair looking like frosted porcupine quills. Perhaps the movie "There's Something About Mary" will offer some suggestions.

Prescient points all.

My 2 sons are in for a rude awakening in your scenario. We ain't going out like that. I believe I am ready to start the revolt. We will be golfing and fishing and camping this summer, a lot. And playing hoops. Without she-whom-we-won't-mention anywhere near. She'll be doing her own damm dishes. And cooking. And liking it.

That's change I can believe in.

at stuff that isn't really funny. You've done an excellent job of carrying that off. Good work Skep.

Ps......That's one ugly bottle of soap.

nominations are closed. Though only hump day, Skep41 in my almost-always-humble opinion wins blogpost of the week.

Laugh? Thought I'd die.

What do women want? To be cherished.

When (lots and lots of)women hear President Obama say that he intends to talk less and listen more (albeit to adversaries with nukes and terrorists), they umm uh umm salivate or get wet somehow, and have a tingling ala Chris Matthews.

I think I can state without fear of contradiction that I have absolutely no idea what women want.

I must possess some of it since I've been married to the same woman for 39 years but it eludes identification.

All of those years have taught me one important point which is what women don't want. Women don't want to see men at rest!!! That sight invokes a primordial instinct hidden deep in her double helix.

My wife is even disturbed by the sight of the dog, a male, resting on his bed. She will wake the poor creature up from a sound snooze and force him to chase a ball.

She usually finds less interesting things for me to do, personally I'd rather chase the ball.

If God had intended men to do dishes he wouldn't have given us paper plates and sporks.


Great essay Skep! When God gets wind of this one SHE is going to make you pay!

I'm a two-time loser - one good one, one bad one, wish I had the good one back. I can so identify with my "housekeeping" chores - living by myself, I can wash what I need when I need it. My old dishwasher died from lack of use. I don't pretend to understand women any more than you, but I have learned to fetch and roll over.

Some of the comments are great too - like Jesse's and Sarge's. It just shows how simple we men are - just feed us and scratch our bellies and we'll follow our women around so we can get some more scratching.

WOOF WOOF.

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