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Comment on: The Weedpatch Gazette

Hoovervilles and Concentration Camps

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LUNATICS, TURKEYS AND BUZZARDS

Sam - the 545 are in fact lunatics -- they're simply escapees, probably all having originated from Hollywood.

There's probably one I wouldn't call evil or lunatic, though. A bunch that large can afford one "normal" one, can't it? That person is Jeff Sessions of Alabama.

Now, maybe I just don't know about all his comings and goings. However, what I've seen of him on the floor of the Senate is encouraging. He seems to have uncommonly good common sense. Rare bird, he is -- with any luck at all not like the mad turkey running loose in your area.

Speaking of turkeys: did you know there's someplace down south (I think) that is practically overrun with buzzards or vultures? It seems the birds are literally tearing the roofs off houses, and the residents can't do anything to protect themselves because the bird is endangered!

Now, who is endangered here? Talk about lunatics!

And did you hear about that mental midget who killed an endangered hawk with a golf ball because the bird was getting in the way? I'd like to see a bunch of practice golfers using that guy's head as a target. And I hope they're good, too.

And that's all I have to say about that.

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They all have to make their deals with the Devil, lie to get elected and lie to stay elected. I don't cut any of them any slack.

But then, when it comes to lunatics and not being able to keep your home safe from buzzards, well, discounting relatives in some cases.

Yeah, the guy killing the hawk has been all over the news. Glad I gave up golf years ago.