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Comment on: A few differences between left and right

Introducing the National Nonsensical Tax Bill 2009

16 Comments
Friday, June, 05, 2009 9:25 PM MD/MG writes:

New tax form

Postcard

Line 1.

How much did you make?

Line 2.

Send it in.
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Saturday, June, 06, 2009 3:57 AM Sue writes:

Good

This was good.
Are we going to add the "wave to your neighbor" tax? I think that might bring in some money.

How about chewing gum in public tax? Wow - get Biden on the horn, we can make tons more!
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Saturday, June, 06, 2009 6:23 AM Saltwater writes:

Bud-duh, bud-duh, butt cheeks

Verbal Communication of the phrase "UHHH" tax - Expect Robert Gibbs to be asking for a substantial raise to cover this one.

About this a "cleansing" appointment - Does that mean Gummnt is going to be giving everyone a high colonic? Damn, I thought they were draining me enough already. Now they will be going for hollow.
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Saturday, June, 06, 2009 1:52 PM INTHENOW writes:

Nothing nonsensical

about these proposed patriotic mandatory government gifts. They make perfect sense if you’re trying to spread the wealth. That is, spread it and your liberty from the individual citizen to an all knowing benevolent statist government.
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Saturday, June, 06, 2009 6:40 PM Bobbie writes:

How 'bout taxes on:

Yawning, long fingernails, curiosity, reading, snoring, hiccups, scratching itches, clapping hands...........

Just kidding. Don't let the libs see any of this post or comments. It will just give them ideas.

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Monday, June, 08, 2009 8:27 AM Jason writes:

MD/MG

That about sums it up right there. One day soon.
Thanks for stopping in!!

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Monday, June, 08, 2009 8:28 AM Jason writes:

Sue

Thanks for passing thru!!

These may be on the 2010 "propositions" list.
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Monday, June, 08, 2009 8:31 AM Jason writes:

Saltwater

You got that right...Gibbs is a classic example!!
It would be a Lefty "lemon" flavored kool aid colonic.....that'yl do it.

Thanks for stopping by!!
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Monday, June, 08, 2009 8:35 AM Jason writes:

INTHENOW

Thats what they are all about. Take from the indiviual and give to the "collective".


Thanks for stopping in!!
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Monday, June, 08, 2009 8:37 AM Jason writes:

Bobbie

Thank You for coming by!!

I was thinking about hic ups, But I think Ted Kennedy overruled that.

I should be careful....if these ever came to be, I would be to blame.

Take Care!!
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Monday, June, 08, 2009 10:19 AM Georgetwin writes:

Jason

You forgot the Fart Tax.
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Monday, June, 08, 2009 1:03 PM Eric writes:

Jason

We could cover the entire bailout fund with a tax over uhhh from Obama without a teleprompter!

Great post by the way.
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Monday, June, 08, 2009 4:02 PM Jason writes:

Georgetwin

I was seriously thinkin of the "excessive Flatulence tax" This too will be a "2010" proposal.

Thanks for passing thru!!
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Monday, June, 08, 2009 4:06 PM Jason writes:

Eric

That would be a great sight to behold. and hear too.

Thank You for passing by!!

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Monday, June, 08, 2009 6:27 PM Mrs. AL (Always Learning) writes:

Jason

Way too funny and at the same tine very thoughtful.

Now I expect to be exempt from these taxes, you know. I am a member of an oppressed minority. A homemaker. Endless household chores, duties and obligations. Can't see for beans so I can't count the blades of grass.

So what say you? Am I exempt from these new taxes?
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Tuesday, June, 09, 2009 8:38 AM Jason writes:

Mrs Al

Thank you for passing thru!!

Homemakers are what make a home great! I say no...but watch out for the 2010 proposition of "spread the cleaning supplies tax" since these are a luxury....everyone must have their fair share.

Take Care

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