Why not Laura Bush for president??

Laura Bush is lacking two, critical attributes that Hillary Clinton has:

1) The magical ability to make her adversaries commit suicide or die in plane crashes just before they're about to be deposed or to testify

2) It doesn't matter how many presidents she has in her family, she doesn't have Bill Clinton, and HE is the ONE, the ONLY ONE, the greatest man who ever lived, the man that every woman wants in her bed and every voter wants in the White House. We're getting Hillary because America needs Bill Clinton back in the White House, even if he would be just the gardner, it wouldn't matter. One Bill Clinton is worth 43 ex-presidents.

okies..i see, sara forgot about the ron brown entire plane with 60 people that crashed on the trade mission, just before he was to testify.. and of course the odd death ..another suicide of vince foster..her good friend and white house lawyer..but laura would be A REPUBLICAN, and they are not allowed to have missing tapes, much as less suicide lawyers and missing commerce cabinet members... so maybe laura wouldn't need those skills of evasion/cover-up/dissemination that a democrat president would need. hmmm.yes, she still wouldn't have the Bill, could she promise to hire bill to be the gardener..could she then be elected?