30 Questions

hate Conservative women because they are petty & can't deal with common sense and reason.
8 Obama has united conservatives to speak up.
10. The stimulus bill has stimulated increased taxes and unemployment.
17. People who live vicariously through celebs look to them for political endorsements.
23. Those who listen to Al Gore are shallow thinkers and easily led.

Good answers. #3. I always find Conservative women very beautiful anyway. Miss California for one, or my fiancee. #8. Great point! It's funny that the world still hates us otherwise. 10. Sadly true. 17. Some people need their own lives, and stop watching E. 23. Or indoctrinated at college.

Excellent questions, many would be worthy of individual blog treatment.

Some of my favorites:

1. Absolutely, by the whole Arab street. We have video to prove it.

3. Because they know they can never uphold that type of standard (especially the Perez Hilton and Janeane Garafalo and Hillary types). Haters.

4. Quite a bit, and it explains CA's budget deficit.

5. Great question! I'll be looking for the scientific community's reply.

7. I'm surprised the left hasn't accused us of bringing slaves.

8. The United Socialist Republic.

9. Heh.

10. Chris Matthew's leg.

11. NIMBY

13. Anne Coulter asked that harpie from The View, Joy Behar the same question when Behar asked Anne if she would volunteer to be waterboarded.

18. I'm sure Zimbabwe is wondering the same thing.

19. What do you expect from cultists who follow a pedophiliac theif plagiarist?

20. I don't know about that, but I will relish every single incident where his party votes against him.

23. Really. Charlatan...

24/25 You really are asking for trouble!! (for the record, Coulter and Malkin for dinner, Palin and Prejean for desert)

26. Why isn't he in jail, or at least a registered sex-offender?

27. Better yet, why aren't they all just huddling in dark caves? They shouldn't be driving, controlling the temps in their spaces, or breathing, for that matter. Hypocrites.

29. No, but plenty of kool-aid

First off, I have to say I laughed at many of these. I do wonder why Obama has not decided to divorce Michelle and marry the prompter. The could have little prompties!

Now those people at GITMO are just friendly! Really they are!

#17 - because people are idiots.
Did you see the poll last week about SCOTUS? Over 42% said Hillary would be great, Al Gore came in second and third was Oprah. Hey, people you need a law degree. Ugh!

#29 - You bet, every two seconds one goes flying by with STUPID at the top and a disclaimer that says, "DO NOT READ!"

eric: one only has to compare the adults with the whining, self absorbed Obama and Cheney to see how libs deal with issues. Triangulation is not a policy it is political diversion ala Dick Morris and Clinton. As Cheney said, one bomb from a terrorist and it is all over. Obama would like to compromise on that event. Just how would he then explain, thousands dead because he 'jawed jawed jawed' and after it was all over, we still got hit???? Drop by my two latest.

Great post, Eric. I laughed so hard at some of these! Here’s a sampling of my answers:

#5. Hysterical. Also no rational/scientific answer. But that won’t bother the leftist liberals. Never does.
#8. Every one but U.S. Citizens.
#21. What a hoot! Woodchucks can’t count (last I looked any way), so open the flood gates and tax the heck out of their natural resource.
#25. Sean Penn. Never dined with a dip stick before.

Thanx for a great read, Eric. Questions are always good things and the thread comments are great.

3. Why are conservative women so hated by liberals?
A woman who thinks? Is rational? Is logical?

6. Why would a contractor let someone build a krispy kreme next to a Jenny Craig? A woman's right to choose.

9. If every adult over the age of 21 took a drink for every gaffe Biden accomplished, how many drunk people would there be? Please, Eric, my son's alma mater just had the veep as commencement speaker. Most of the faculty (except business) were loving it, and the majority of students needed you formula to survive.

24. Michelle Malkin.

26. No.

Great answers. Your dessert answer is a nice touch!

Little Prompties! That is gold. Yeah, I typically ignore the polls. The one you listed shows the ignorance of people.

Exactly. I wonder if Obama's mother had any relation to Neville Chamberlain. I'll hit up your post soon.

Loved the dip stick reference! Our government seems so tax happy I'm wondering what else is on the list, besides wood!

Reminds me of my fiancee's graduation at Colorado State. One of the speakers was awarded for his "heroic" efforts against "climate change." He went on to speak one of the most boring speeches I have ever heard about the graduate students saving the world through a green future. My fiancee was reading a book the entire time!

5. How could a gay gene exist when homosexual parents can't conceive?
5a. If the gay gene was proven to exist, how would that affect the gay community's position on abortion if parents opted not to have children who would be gay?

6. Why would a contractor let someone build a krispy kreme next to a Jenny Craig?
6a. Did the concept come from the same person who thought drive-thru liquor stores were a good idea?

14. Why is it okay to waterboard our servicemen and women but not okay to waterboard terrorists to save American lives?
14a. If authorizing the waterboarding three terrorists and preventing the deaths of thousands is bad, why is ordering three pirates be killed by snipers to free one hostage OK?

OK Eric, let me help you out...
1. Of course, in fact I believe the Messiah is going to hand out medals at Gitmo
2.Clinton gave us all a headache.
3.Because conservative women are smart, beautiful and happy which is just the opposite of liberal woman. Google a video of NOW (National Organization of Wookies)members they nee to shave their pits and their legs, put make-up on and take some Lithium.
4.Not enough, refer to #3.
5.They can conceive, but the outcomr is always a little shiite.
6.It's called chastening.
7.It was all make-up, why would any minority want to do the right thing.
8.Different terrorist organizations (they're getting to gether for a laugh watching video tapes of Obama's European tour.
9.The question is how many would die from alcohol poisoning.
10.www.cpusa.org

11.Severe halitosis
12.Don't you understand anything? If the left dose it it's right, if the right does it it's wrong (ask Ivan).
13.You think it would bother them to jam a needle in a baby's skull and suck it's brain out so it doesn't cry when it comes out?
14.Don't silly, of course it's not OK to waterboard murderers, we should be civilized, next you'll be saying it's wrong for terrorist to behead kidnapped civilians.
15.Turn the other cheek Eric!
16. He's enjoying a cyber-sex afair, why buy the cow when you get the milk for free.
17.What's wrong with Rosie O'Donnell telling you how to live your life? She could teach you some class, grammer....
18.No one told us it didn't work until Obama.
19.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxsCxtzJEdM
20.When he said he's reach across he didn't explain it was to slap Republicans.
21.Tax the chuck out of you!
22.Don't be silly, everyone knows socialist countries are poor, why would you want to go there?
23.Give me a break! He did after all invent the internet and single handedly saved the world.
24.I'll bet Dianne Feinstein would be a heck of a date if you're a sadomasachist and those hairy arms and legs would keep you warm at night.
25.You forgot Perez Hilton! What are you, anti gay?
26.You wascawy wight winger!
27.Subliminal brainwashing. The Pepsi logo has the ObamaNation logo hiden in it.
28.I heard swine flew, but I keep looking up and haven't seen any flying.
29.It's a crack pipe, you should have figured that out...Have you said "They mush be smoking crack"?
30.Because they are all ruthless killers just like all evil conservatives.

Now you've been re-edjamacated.

Epic answers! I can imagine seeing some of the terrorists organizations laughing at Obama, thinking this man is a total moron.

Great questions. I myself have wondered the same thing about water boarding to save thousands, and shooting 3 to save one. Liberals dig themselves so deep into a hypocritical mess its hard to discern their true thoughts. Plus I find the drive-thru liquor stores crazy. I wonder if the creators thought twice before implementing the idea on stores.

Good, challenging questions, Eric! Some snarky answers, some not!
1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Because the majority of Conservative women are Pro Life!
4. Not enough!
5. Jim`s answer! ROFLMAO!
6. Shovel ready part of the Porkulus, getting coming in and going out
7. Those weren`t minorities. They are members of the Cookie family, Oreos.
8. Conservatives and Independents, Small Business Owners
9. Too many to count
10. Unemployment and taxes
11. Well, France is taking One!
12. Because dims say it`s the government`s money, not ours, so the masses think it`s free
13. They don`t have the stomach or stones to make it through the procedure (if they can`t see it, it is easier to defend). And I don`t understand how any Doctor could perform this barbaric operation on the most innocent life.
14. Because people in the Military are uneducated and don`t realize they are being tortured.
15. Because they will love us.
16. He has, MicHelle just doesn`t know
17. Because they are so cool
18. We used to have the highest GDP. May lose out to India and China
19. Christians turn the other cheek.
20. Never happen. prezbo would have to exert himself.
21. Now that you`ve mentioned it, they will!
22. It used to be the Land of the Free. Now it will be known as the Home of the Burdened.
23. Because since W robbed him of the election, he deserves sympathy. Now if he would stop whining!
25. Rush Limbaugh and Dick Cheney (not on list)
26. No
27. Now that you`ve mentioned it ...
28. Never saw Willow!
29. Yes
30. See No. 14

The board of directors at Acorn. They're doing the chest bump!

That was my first reaction Davecat, but then I remebered that they are selling each other out over the election fraud that's coming out all over the place.

They are now indistinguishable.

Good point. Nothing like having Mickey Mouse vote for you!

I'm wondering what Acorn has in store for itself and those who have told the truth. It's funny to hear people say ACORN is completely innocent. I wonder if they'd get another lawyer like Cochran and get out of they heap of crap they're in.

I agree. They think more about themselves instead of others, and screw anyone in the way.

I decided that I now know the definition of brain dead. A simple set of questions can easily identify brain-deadedness (or brain-deadity).

Anyone who thought Bill Clinton was telling the truth, thought Al Gore was honest, thought John Kerry was a war hero, and thinks that Obama is the best president evah (and there ARE people who believe those statements). Those people are clinically brain-dead and shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

Answers: #16-he can't, only because that would make him a bigamist, #24-Michelle Malkin, #26-no, #29-no, it's a virus.

Yeah, anyone who believes the list you created is lacking in the reality department!

Great post and I agree each question would be a good topic for its own post!! Who said Conservatives can't be funny and serious at the same time!! LOLO

Thanks. I'd say conservatives are funny!

Very funny post with great questions. The fifth one I liked in particular. You know those scientists are desperately looking for this gay gene, yet they haven't found one. I think they're looking more into that supposed gene than genes that possibly cause diseases. Pretty shameful.

It is sad that's being focused on over others. It's just like global warming, we're wasting time and money on something that won't be proven. It's sad when they turn supposed science into something political.

Bitter sweet questions. I’ve got one more; when did the voting public become so ignorant?

great questions and I would like to answer one of them there IS a stupid pill being swallowed in Washington,Sadly many Republicans are on this kick too. (and I choose miss California!!!)

Good question. I'd also like to know the answer!

Exactly right. Both parties seem to be lost in a sea of stupidity, bereft of common sense and public opinion.

PS. Miss California is a very good choice!

Yes, little teleprompties running around. Maybe they can be used on Sasha and Maleia. I have no idea how to spell that.

That poll was lame. Oprah. The short list was scary enough. Napolitano. Good grief when is the last time she stepped into a court room or read a brief. And the governor from Michigan. Oh please. So, we have Sonia. I hope I spelled that one right.

Yeah, Napolitano is a woman lost in her own little world.

Classic Post!!!!!!!
1. No Comment

2.Not likley, Bill tried to persuade the Saudi's to no avail to take him back in1993..so Osama owes Bill.

3.Look at Pelosi that is the reason...also question 4 answers this as well.

4.not enough

5. It Cant, but Liberals will say "it's just there".

6. It is written in the IBC Commercial blg code to do so.

7. "But they werent gay"

8.....my money to his bank acct.

9. Zero, unless being an idiot is an accomplishment.

10. My funny bone and or laugh box.

11.Mortuaries did not get any stimulus money

12.Cuz Publicans spend on sqaure stuff,they dont roll hard like the Bama crew does.

13.That is a good Question

14. Because we need to show the world we have changed our ways

15.Just waiting for that 1st lawsuit, gotta protect ourselves Ya know??

16.His kids might end up looking adorable.....hey wait a minute!!!

17.Because most people shake the 8 ball and believe the message they get.

18. SHHH....dont tell any one!

19.Ahh those Christians and Mulsims...they are all alike.

20.There is a Union Contract somwhere that.......

21.Depends on how much wood he has chucked, everyone must pay their "fair" share.

22. Give us time....It will get lower here.

23.I dont believe anyone does

24. Malkin

25.N/A

26.No...I am laughing now just thikning about it.

27. The results are not back from the 1.3 Million dollar grant on the study yet.

28.No...but know that you mention it...that is hillarious.

29.No...it is the water they drink...it has lead based paint chips in it

30.I think that would make us an evil empire mostly.

Good Stuff brother!!!!

Good answers! Glad you skipped the male dating question!