Joe Wilson Is Lazy!

Why couldn't you have written this piece 40 years ago?

This may explain why we don't get invited to parties. Now you're telling me that I was supposed to suffer fools lightly? Who knew! This is redneck Virginia not California.

I am a victim of the public education system. When I was in school I remember distinctly my teacher telling me that God (they could say God back then) gave me two ears and one mouth so I was suppose to listen twice as much as I talked.

I later reasoned, sometime after getting out of the Marines, that God also gave me two fists and two feet. You do the math!

BTW, I'm on board with your "Suck the System Dry" Campaign; where do I sign up?

I'll bet you could find some ACORN-like group on the internet that would acquaint you with your God Given rights to free stuff in a free country. Changing your name from Relic to Garcia might be a plus unless the person behind the desk is a Zorro fan. But hey, didnt that Sgt. Garcia have learning disabilities? Mention your Cherokee grandmother during any interview. That dinosaur of a teacher didnt know the first thing about fostering someone's self esteem...she probably hated you because you were a Cherokee Indian-Latino minority...LAWSUIT! And how much post-stress trauma did you pick up in the Marine Corps? You need an attorney FAST, Panchito!

I don't know if I'll ever get the hang of the victim thingy.

If I go with the Cherokee Indian-Latino persona I'm going to have to play it as a mute. The minute I open my mouth to speak they will instantly know that I'm not from THAT far south.

I don't think I can get away with the PTSD either. The fact is, at least to hear my wife tell it, apparently I'm a carrier not a victim. LOL!

I think my best bet is multiple identities. With 7 cities abutted together here I should be able to get on the welfare rolls in all 7 and never risk discovery.

I'm shocked!They are going to insult your beloved abuela Consuela? No Way! You might look like a recruiting poster for the Waffen SS but they are not allowed to question your statement about your ethnicity. If you can keep a straight face you're golden. But no one will ask. I can see you've never been on any welfare programs. You dont work at one of those jobs because you seek the truth, you're just happy that the idiot sitting in front of you filled out his form properly. As far as the PTSD is concerned, that's just method acting. Get offended. Get MAD! Its fun to say anything that pops into your head, the dumber the better. Just say it loud. That is if your disability lawyer lets them ask you any questions at all.

when Obama was lying. I didn't need Joe Wilson to underscore the point. All I had to do was watch Nancy Pelosi bouncing up and down like the toaster Ghostbusters II.

:::SPROING::: -- He's lying
:::SPROING::: -- He's lying
:::SPROING::: -- He's lying
:::SPROING::: -- He's lying
:::SPROING:::SPROING::: -- Now that was a real whopper

Maybe that was part of the plan. Let the couch potato voters get their exercise vicariously watching Pelosi and they will be to worn out to stand and object. Whatever, it seemed to work.

and its damned sticky key function.
That should be "too worn out"

It did not work. You'll see how well it worked when Virginia and NJ go to the polls. Thats when we'll all jump up while the Hope And Changlings stay home. Let's see them pass a HealthScare bill after that!

It looks like we will have to do more than just yell, "You Lie."

I am still stock-piling ammo and weapons. I am still making sure that when and if "The Shiite hits the fan", I will be prepared.

I am scared its coming.

Economic disasters are usually followed by anarchy and then dictatorship.

I thought Bush made Joe yell that out.

Just a bunch of whiners all around. When does this end?
Can we stop campaigning for Dodd and Corzine and the rest of them and actually do something?

Were are you hiding? I can't believe that you are letting a target rich environment like NY-23 get away with a pass! HaHaHa!

I'm there dude!