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Surf Stoppers!!

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But you forgot...

Nice list. I love many of these movies. But there is one egregious omission. Fletch! "Could I borrow your towel. My car hit a water buffalo."

My Big 3:

Always on TV, and I consistently stop to watch them:

Face/Off
The Rock
Con Air

Two More

Must add my two-more, two-cents worth:
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1. Starting Over - Burt Reynolds, Jill Clayburgh, and Candice Bergen. For anyone, but especially those of us who've been divorced. Quite possibly the funniest movie of its kind every made.
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2. Nightmare Before Christmas - Bunny!

Big Cell Phone

Francis wanted me to post my response to an article about a guy in China who made a giant cell phone trying to get into the Guisness Book of World Records (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2793511.html):

Here's the Top 10 stupid responses to Mr. Tan's (of Songyuan City, China) stupid three-foot phone:

10. Is this the original barefoot boy with cheeks of Tan?
9. He didn't incorporate a vibrate function. If he had it would have drilled a hole to China. Oops, too late! He's already there!
8. Songyuan blue, everybody knows one......
7. At last, a cell phone you can REALLY use to surf the Internet.
6. Does the headset have ear pieces of comparable size? Would that be considered the Ross Perot model?
5. How big of a cow would it take to make a leather case for it?
4. I hope the speakers are better than mine. Looks like that one could have 15" woofers.
3. Is the bill 620 times as much as his original cell phone?
2. Is the carrying case a rickshaw?

And the #1 stupid response to Mr. Tan's stupid three-foot cell phone is:

1. Is there a little man inside like R2D2?

Here another: Hey, Mr. Ton! If the thing has to plug into the wall, IT'S NOT A MOBILE PHONE!