Homestead Air Base Attacker Part of Mysterious Group

he can apply for an opening as a Native Studies Chair in Colorado. Or, he's eminently qualified to serve in the capacity of inviting speakers at Columbia.

I also heard that there were some complaints about his wanting to be a football coach. Something about some non-standard equipment he wanted them to wear at homecoming, a belt or vest of some sort I believe.

As funny as your article is, I can't wait to hear what the teachers' union will say in his defence, it'll be a riot.

Keep wondering when the Aq Ademia tapes will be released to the MSM. I heard that Homeland Security has been listening in on their conversations.

I note that the blood thirsty military went on a rampage and arrested the guy. Geez, I thought the military was unable to control themselves when confronted by a terrorist or liberal! :)

his instructional duties won't have anything to do with teaching military tactics and strategy to the JROTC.

Just what we need. Our next generation of warriors being taught how to LOSE in hand-to-hand combat, and how to plan a raid to insure defeat.

..."..Ahmad would be a prime candidate.."


Seeing how he was a math teacher, was this pun intentional? Either way, it is funny!

Jimmy -

It would not be congruent to the nature of this site for me to come at a joke from such an obtuse angle. I was merely making the point that the greatest common factor amongst that irrational number of Aq Ademia members who rise to the top of the organization's pyramid is their ability to successfully plot out just such an operation. As Brian suggested, he might have been more successful but I think that was less a product of any miscalculation on his part but rather a convergence of events that didn’t track to Ahmad’s favor. Reports have it that, as he was approaching the base he was intercepted when he tripped over a square root. If his handlers had provided his with an updated tree diagram he might have avoided the root altogether. The outcome could very well have paralleled the 911 plane attack on the pentagon.

http://www.math.com/school/glossary/glossindex.html

that because if a square root, Ahmad will be forever regarded as a cipher.

..factor that in.

“loosely formed organization with no clear leadership structure but tenure and higher salaries are awarded to high achievers

not to high achievers...those who have remained in their positions for long periods, regardless of achievement

It appears that he was on the terror watch list while employed as a teacher in Miami.

Would that make him an imaginary number or simply obtuse?

Well done, Kilroy ..

- just doesn't add up

Great piece,sounds like a typical day at the office for Aq-Ademia to me!

there's three piles of fresh blog floating in The Swamp, and one of them's a satire by Monica Crowley (ain't she a hottie!) that's ALMOST as good as sumthin' we'd see here lookin' over Kilroy's wall.

Kilroy and Jimmy, you slay me!!! Flame, bjimmy5757, you're funny too!

So do liberals consider this a freak event, not at all connected to Islamofascism? What does Roberto have to say about this?

Got to agree with Squiddy.

I felt like I was in college having a nightmare about a math test.

I just posted a new essay that actually isn't about politics, RINO Rudy, the fire, guns, or California lunacy.

How about THEM apples?

Hilarious. I wonder about his "tenure" though.

PLEASE go to The Intelligencer Website and kick Wilder’s Teeth DOWN HIS THROAT! On October 16th there was a Letter To The Editor from an active duty soldier, on October 27th a retired USAF lt. Colonel wrote objecting to a peace activist LYING about the SCHIP nonsense and yesterday a woman wrote thanking the soldier from the October 16th letter for his service. In ALL 3 CASES, Wilder denigrates American Soldiers in the comments! I have already knocked him down, PLEASE GO AND KICK HIM WHILE HE’S DOWN! This nonsense CANNOT GO UNANSWERED!

but I can't believe I didn't leave you a pat on the back for it. Forgive the slight my friend, I've been pretty busy. Good Job.

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Things should loosen up in the next week or 2 for dinner!

That was an great play with math facts, too good!! :) Thanks for stopping at the new digs.

Thanks for coming by.

Hope to soon drag myself away from work long enough to think up some more stupid stuff for your amusement.

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