Snakes On The Plane!

1. McCain has a great heritage. Maybe he will remember it. (And he was a pilot.)

2. O'Vomit will shoot himself again in the foot with some other insane remark like "tire pressure" or something.

3. Bill/Hillary Clinton will decide to destroy the Democrats and the Main Stream Media for not selecting Hillary.

4. Israel bombs Iran. (I firmly believe that Iran's last missile test was to prove that they can launch a nuclear-tipped "SCUD" from a naval vessel. The "EMP" would damage the US severely.)

Who set the "Wayback" for January 2007? Suddenly we are back to where we started. Next to Bill and Hill a Taipan is like a cuddly toy.

What's with Graham? Doesn't he know he's supposed to have 14 members in his gang. I guess he's just a lightweight version of McCain.

And so Amelia Earhart and "Wrong Way" Corrigan continue to look for the White House....

was wryly rubbing his hands together assuring Alan Colmes that "yes Virginia, the Clintons DO want to see Obama defeated", and telling Colmes to change his diapers grow up. Hilarious.

Edward teller made a big fuss about EMP decades ago. Didn't they do some kind of test on Johnson's Island that turned out all the lights in Honolulu 3,000 miles away? When that Mig-29 (?) was brought to Japan by a defector back in the 70's they found it had systems that were run by vacuum tubes, supposedly a backup against EMP. Think of the chaos one pulse would do in a society that is totally dependent on computers! It would fry every electronic system in the country. In fact I think I'm going to go print hard copy of everything on my hard drive right now!
I cant believe we're waiting to see if that borderline retard Ahud Olmert does our dirty work for us. We should attack THE REGIME in Iran tomorrow and instead of trying to take out the hardened underground bunkers where the weapons are being made we should try to kill as many of the scientists and engineers and their families; a good object lesson and MUCH harder to replace.

"And so Amelia Earhart and "Wrong Way" Corrigan continue to look for the White House...."

I wish you had said that earlier, I would have stolen it!

Clintons are like herpes, once you get them they never go away. They just flare up occasionally in moments of stress or weakness. If Hillary manages to snatch the nomination from Obama I think I'll vote for her. Why resist? If they're that crafty maybe they should be running the country.

Graham is a Chamber Of Commerce lawyer-type who has spent his life in offices making deals. When you think of the presidents and politicians of the past they all got there after being successful in 'the real world'. Except for McLame and a few others these pols have all been either lawyers or pols their whole lives. They think standing by your principals is a joke for suckers.

Its hard to believe anyone can be that cynical. And stupid. The party rejected THEM! If it hadn't been Obama it would have been Biden...well then Richardson...or probably Dodd...ummm maybe it would have been Kucinitch...or Baby-Daddy Edwards, yeah! It would have been Edwards! The Clinton opposition research team would have never uncovered the mistress and the baby. I guess, when you think of it, Obama did screw up the inauguration! But it was because she was so weak and unlikeable.

Clintons are like Herpes...what a great line

That was my favorite line, too, Wil, and Friend Husband has been waiting to vote for her all along. He has said many times she was the best of the three.
This whole mess would be a hysterical farce if it weren't so serious. Thanks for showing us the humor, Skep!

Meanwhile the flight over at McLame Airlines was lost in the clouds but finally the sputtering, confused, liberal old duffer has straightened the plane out and started on a steady course touting an end to drilling restrictions and an end of the de facto ban on building nuclear power plants...

we'll take that! but you're so right. snakes on any airline. bipartisanship when necessary and prudent and intelligent. not on something like this. you're fighting dem special interests, the environmentalists. come out swinging, and swing hard.

do you believe this? the pants-suit chick is going to scuttle the convention!

does the bill and hillary show EVER go into syndication??

You know the Clinton's could get great residuals from the syndication. But then again hasn't Bill been on the Presidential syndicated show for years now?

Over at Change/Yes We Can airlines, are they trying to sell the pillows and blankets that people have used? And pawn them off as new and a fresh idea? Hey, lets do something really new and show an inflight movie.

The snakes are coming for BO. They get two separate nights at the convention. Bubba gets to be the speaker before the VP is announced and it won't be woman snake who is trying to over power the pilot. She needs to be demoted to stewardess, oh sorry, flight attendant.

Buckle up all of you passengers, this is going to be one bummpy flight. And at the convention, an emergency door just might open unexpectedly! No parachute needed. Just ask Edwards who is hanging for dear life on the wing.

The Clinton/Herpes thing was classic.

Really, really funy and true also! the kind of humor I love! Great job as usual!

Gee, who ever would have thought John Edwards would turn out to be a sleaze? Cheating on your wife who has cancer. That's got to be a new low. Then, when he gets caught at the Beverly Hills Hotel three weeks ago he starts apologizing as though everything took place in 2006 when she was 'in remission'. That makes it all okay. On top of that he spent the last year using his wife's cancer as a campaign prop. Tasty. I guess there's nothing left for him to do but wait till the old girl croaks and then move to Hollywood and start dating Lindsey Lohan. Talk about reptiles!

Snake husband and wife are coming back. They each get their night at the convention. And fireworks will fly, of course they do have to be enviro friendly. Go green!

Now there are rumblings that if Edwards was not in the race, Hillary would have won. And the snake oil continues to coil.

Edwards, what a piece of work. I did not like him the first time I saw him. It was one of those slimy moments when you meet someone and you get that chill up and down your spine. His excuses are pathetic. Good job Mr. $400 hair cut.

My wife and daughters all liked Edwards. I guess if you're a liberal you're a liberal but why are liberals so attracted to the lying, slimy scum that they usually support? Like Kerry, a guy who won a medal for bravery in a 'battle' in which there were NO casualties on either side and who wouldn't mention his long record in the Senate while he compaigned. Obama can't talk about his past, either. How can you vote for someone who has years missing from his biography? Why can't these guys ever be honest about who they are and why do so many people vote for them not knowing anything about them?

Really? They liked Edwards. I thought he was slimy first time around. Every time he was mentioned, we would laugh and ask where is the hair spray.

I do have a friend Brian in Iowa that supported him and did some volunteer work for him. Not sure what. He did write a letter the other asking for his $500 he contributed to the campaign back. Since the entire thing was a charade.

Speaking of, this would be a good movie, but of course we need to change it. First off, he gets the nomination and the informaton comes out three days before the convention. Then the party implodes. Hey, that might be a blockbuster.