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Comment on: FunDMental Politics

New Year Resolutions

26 Comments
Saturday, January, 03, 2009 4:54 PM Bobbie writes:

Maybe Blog will get a haircut.

I think birds nest in that mess. Are you sure he hasn't already made it to bottom feeder status?
As for Pelosi, Reid and congress, they've been in the minus rating with me for a long time. As for our soon to be new Czar, I don't have room in this small space to write about him.
His New Year's resolution seems to be to save the world but will be lucky to save his own inflated ratings.

Always enjoy your posts. Keep up the good work.
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Saturday, January, 03, 2009 5:12 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

Bobbie

I actually agree with you on Blago's "bottom feeder" status, but I couldn't say how I really felt, because the TH word filters prevented it. :op

Thanks for stopping by. :o)

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Saturday, January, 03, 2009 5:22 PM crossbow writes:

hilarious!

This year will be very interesting to say the least. A sense of humor is an absolute MUST!!!great post! keeep em coming.
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Saturday, January, 03, 2009 6:33 PM Cindy writes:

Resolution: don't make it easy for them




Congress do they even have sense enough to care about their ratings?
And
Obama will have an excuse why he couldn't walk across The Potomac.
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Saturday, January, 03, 2009 7:24 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

Crossbow

Thanks for the kind words.

There are many ways to fight the good fight, my way is humor. Since most liberals have had their sense of humor removed they can't stand to be the butt of jokes.

Which just gives me more incentive to keep poking. :o)

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Saturday, January, 03, 2009 7:25 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

Cindy

Good resolution.

And trust me, I don't have any plans to make it easy for them. :o)

Thanks for stopping by. :o)
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Saturday, January, 03, 2009 8:48 PM Garnet92 writes:

Very inventive, great premise!

Agree on George Boosh, eventually many of his positions will prove to be right (though not immigration or overspending). Blago rivals Lyle Lovett for the worst hair on the planet. The UAW needs Black Lake to give those laid-off workers still drawing 95% of their pay something to do. I have a solution for the big 3 automakers, it will be posted in the next couple of days - it will revolutionize the industry! I'm certain that Congress can achieve a minus approval rating (I can hear them now: "I think I can, I think I can). Actually, it's her head that Nancy is going to have surgically removed from her a$$. Could go on, but you've already got them covered anyway. Great post!
G.
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Saturday, January, 03, 2009 9:40 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

Garnet

I think it's funny that the UAW golf course in in Onaway MI, which is about 150 miles from the nearest auto plant. Yeah, it's all about the "Rank & File" members huh?
I used to live on Higgins Lake, which has more auto plant retirees than any place in MI. I always thought it was funny that the Line workers lived in tiny little cabins, on the south west shore in an area called UAW Acres, while the union reps who were "looking out for the little guy" lived in huge homes overlooking the lake, surrounded by millionaires.

The line about the stick up Pelosi's butt, is in reference to that look of perpetual surprise on her face. She always looks like someone just goosed her.

Looking forward to seeing your solution. :o)

Thanks for stopping by. :o)

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Sunday, January, 04, 2009 3:49 PM rycK writes:

HNY!

I made a resolution in 1960 that I have always kept" I resolved to NEVER make a NY resolution again so I wouldn't look like a liar or a jerk.

I kept that resolution.

So, there!

rycK
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Sunday, January, 04, 2009 4:21 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

rycK

That's a good one!

This year I resolved to become a Perfect human being, That way no one can blame me if I don't keep it. :o)


Thanks for stopping by :o)
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Sunday, January, 04, 2009 6:05 PM USAEAGLE1 writes:

Jackpine

Boy is this funny stuff and,I'll bet not too far off the mark,goal wise, for the fine Americans you've cited.Enjoyed the visit to your site...I'll be back for more.
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Sunday, January, 04, 2009 6:50 PM dawndawn writes:

BlagoRahma

Bobbie has a way with words, doncha think! I hafta say I am enjoying Hot Rod and the very deep hole he is digging. No doubt he will be pulling many people down with him. (teehee) Harry Reid is a joke, a liar and incompetent. Does the electorate have the power to impeach? He and dear Madame are at the very top of my list ... Another good post and great laugh, Jackpine! Thanks!
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Sunday, January, 04, 2009 7:49 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

USAEAGLE1

Glad ya liked it. :o)

The trick to good humor is to have just enough truth, besides, this group is just too easy to poke fun at. (this post took all of an hour to come up with) :op

Something tells me I won't have any problems coming up with new material for the next 4 years.

Thanks for stopping by. :o)
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Sunday, January, 04, 2009 7:59 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

dawndawn

Yeah Bobbie is a wordsmith alright. :o)
Of course I felt the "birds nesting" line hit a bit close to home. I kinda need a haircut right now, and the wife's cockatiel likes to try to land on my head and nest in my hair. :o)

Yeah, Blago's big adventure is definitely fun to watch, I can't wait till he starts singing like a canary about just how closely he and Rahmbo have been working together.

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Monday, January, 05, 2009 7:22 AM Gunny "knuckles" G© writes:

JACKPINE SAVAGE!

"US Congress: Following their dismal showing over the past 2 years, congress has resolved to become the first US Congress in history to achieve Negative approval numbers.
(I think they can do it)"

ABSOLUTE SOLID GOLD!

You are exactly right that libs HATE to be laughed at. It must have something to do with them being beat up a lot as kids.
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Monday, January, 05, 2009 10:00 AM INTHENOW writes:

JS


My personal favorite: “US Congress: Following their dismal showing over the past 2 years, congress has resolved to become the first US Congress in history to achieve Negative approval numbers. (I think they can do it)”

Unlikely. There are just enough folks suffering from “BOBBLEHEADUS DETERIORATUS” to keep the numbers in the black.
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Monday, January, 05, 2009 1:09 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

GunnyG

Why do you think I like to poke fun at them so much?

Liberals are basically insecure children, and anyone with kids will tell you that children Hate to be laughed at.

We all have our chosen weapons, mine just happens to be laughter. :op

Thanks for stopping by. :o)
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Monday, January, 05, 2009 1:16 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

INTHENOW

While you're right that they may not actually achieve a negative approval rating, I have a feeling that within a year or so, the only positive numbers will be coming from their immediate families, and they'll be slipping there too.

Who woulda thought that we'd be longing for the days of the Denny Hastert controlled house? LOL

Thanks for stopping by.
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Monday, January, 05, 2009 7:38 PM R E writes:

Excellent

and the congregation said Amen, though I do have to admit that I dont Know Wobbie the wonder wodent/Hal Drunkahue/Sophie. But as for the rest of the resolutions I couldn't agree more.
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Monday, January, 05, 2009 7:51 PM YLG writes:

LOOOOOOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

I think my favorites are Obama's and Oprah's.... Because I can see them together!

;)
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Monday, January, 05, 2009 8:29 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

RE

Thanks for stopping by. :o)

If you spend any time at all on the column threads, you will learn know them really quick.

Wobbie now posts as Ranger29 (his posts get wiped every morning) He's a true nutcase who has claimed to be everythig from Navy Captain, to Aaardvark inseminator.

Hal donahue is a blogger from huffypuffy who comes here to "Impart his wisdom", and cites his own blog as proof he is right. :op

and Sophie is just a pig who gets banned constantly but comes back with new names.

You haven't missed a thing, trust me. :o)

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Monday, January, 05, 2009 8:33 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

YLG

Thanks for coming by. :o)

Yeah, I've noticed the sexual tension between "The One" and the original Teletubbie for quite a while.

Is it any wonder that oprah is shopping around for a place in DC?


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Tuesday, January, 06, 2009 8:39 AM Gray Ghost writes:

Hal Doofus Already Has Started

He is now claiming to be a fighter pilot, while showing the number "1555" as his classification. (Note: "1555" is for a non-flying position.)

The US Congress, especially the House with Red Nancy in charge, will definitely go into "negative" numbers. Pelosi's new changes that she will "ram" through concerning procedures will "backfire" on the Democrats if anyone else gains control in the House.

Gun control from this new administration will be interesting. All the rumors I hear coming out of the beltway (and I now have a niece who is a Republican intern) are for the Liberals to start their campaign to ban "assault" weapons again soon (Clinton Ban, Part 2).

Happy New Year!
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Tuesday, January, 06, 2009 5:16 PM Summers writes:

I resolve

not to laugh or cry so hard at the Obama administration that it gives me a headache. I further resolve to keep that resolution as long as keeping it does not give me a headache.

Good one, Jackpine!
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Tuesday, January, 06, 2009 6:33 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

Gray Ghost

Great info on the REMF commando! LOL, can you say Delusional?

I agree, about pelosi, and the new attempts at gun control, of course everyone knows that the only truly way to be safe is to ban all guns, so the citizens have to rely on the police for protection.

When you call 911, you can be assured the cops will be there in time to identify the bodies.

The next four years will be Interesting indeed.

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Tuesday, January, 06, 2009 7:32 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

Summers

Great resolution!
Mind if I use it too?

Although laughing at liberal stupidity seldom gives me a headache, Trying to understand liberal "logic" however, does. :op

Thanks for stopping by. :o)
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