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Comment on: Doctor Demex

LeBron James and Islamofascism

4 Comments

You are one of them!

I am the writer of the letter which inspired your well composed, if long winded reply.

You make the statement that "those who want (LeBron) to marry his girlfriend and legitimize his children want only the best for him". Who are you to judge his children as illegitimate?

His children are healthy and happy, and as legitimate as anyone else's. The idea that having parents married in the eyes of God, somehow makes you more acceptable to some unknown, and likely non-existent entity, is a direct relative of the idea that blowing yourself up in a cafe full of infidels yields you seventy virgins in Heaven. Perhaps LeBron's unwillingness to conform to the ritualistic expectations of the delusional, make him the best role-model of all, and not a "bad one" as you have so closed-mindedly labeled him.

No, I'm not!

Thanks for coming forward, even if it was only to tell me I am "one of them": those pesky religious zealots and fanatics who spew hate speech. I'm sorry you thought my original commentary on your letter to the Cleveland Plain Dealer was long-winded. I used less than 1,000 words, even including the full quote of your 112-word letter. That such a relatively short piece on such an important topic would strike you as long-winded implies profundity is not your forte. Quite honestly, I thought a shorter response in kind (that is, on the order of "Screw you, Harmon, you bewildered jackass!") would have been a greater waste of ink, because it would have left the dialog in the gutter where you began it.

If you HAD managed to get through my long-winded comments without your attention-deficit disorder getting the better of you, then you would, perhaps, understand the following:

The sentence that follows is not, by any stretch of the imagination, "hate speech." LeBron's children are bastards, and they are illegitimate. This is merely a statement of fact, not a moral judgment, as you mistakenly suggest. Why? Because these are legal terms that mean one thing and one thing only: that the kids were born out of wedlock. It has absolutely nothing to do with their health, their happiness, or their worth or "legitimacy" as human beings. If you had paid attention in school, or if you had read more books, most particularly a dictionary, you would have known that.

This also doesn't have anything to do with religion, as you suggest. My wife and I were married in the University Heights firehouse by the mayor of that city 35 years ago. This was a civil ceremony, not a religious one. But if we had had our two children without this state-sanctioned ceremony, they would have been illegitimate—bastards in the technical legal sense. And I would not be insulting them by saying so. I would simply be stating a fact.

Even atheists know through the experience of millennia that out-of-wedlock births do more to impoverish society than to enrich it. If you are trying to argue that out-of-wedlock births have become a good thing for everyone involved, then you've not yet convinced anyone. In fact, out-of-wedlock births are on the rise not because more people think they're a good idea, but because more people are irresponsible and simply don't care. So for LeBron to add to this problem deliberately, no matter how slightly, is not the end of the world, but is an understandable discourtesy to the population at large and particularly to the fans who like him best. So who might reasonably be seen as demonstrating more "hate," Mr. Harmon? The talented man-child who is brilliant in the game of basketball but who cheats at the game of life by ignoring whatever rules he wants to? Or his well-wishing fans, who are his fellow players in the game of life and who work hard to play by all the rules so that the game continues?

LeBron's biggest and best fans love the guy and want him to be successful and do the right thing and become the best man he can be. If some fans and their children would like to see him marry the mother of his children (as real men have always been expected to do, even by atheists who recognize the desirability of a civil society), then what do you care? As a basketball player, LeBron is a good example. In a society where out-of-wedlock births is a problem, he's a bad example. That's not being "closed-minded," as you allege. What would be closed-minded would be the Cavs' signing Osama bin Laden or some other murderer just because he "never misses from downtown." Not to worry, Mr. Harmon, I don't really expect you to follow my logic.

Let's try this, though: Your opinion might be wrong, but I would never deny its legitimacy. It's legitimate because everyone is entitled to his own opinion, no matter how uninformed or stupid. In fact, I wouldn't dream of trying to dissuade the newspaper from printing your opinions by maliciously calling them hate speech. On the other hand, LeBron's children might be the perfect kids, but they're not legally legitimate because they were born out of wedlock. That's all there it to it. I hope I cleared it up for you so that next time maybe you'll take a minute to think twice before getting all unnecessarily worked up for the wrong reasons.

Wishing someone would get married and saying so in public is NOT a "direct relative" of strapping a bomb on yourself and murdering as many people as possible in the name of Allah simply because they disagree with you. If you really think so, my good man, then surely you must tip-toe through each day in mortal fear! You have already made it abundantly clear that you can't distinguish love speech from hate speech. So lighten up, man! And thanks again for your comments. I wish you and your loved ones health, happiness, and enough good sense to consult a dictionary every now and then.

Gee Whiz!

What's up Doc?

I am not a teenager, a 60's hippy, or a senile crank. But I appreciate your guesses since I am probably an exact combination of the three. I'm 32, I'm a musician, and I am a bit of a curmudgeon.

The complaints against LeBron ruined my Sunday morning pastry, coffee and crossword. I thought, "For God's sake lay off of him". Then I fired off an intentionally inflammatory response, worded as it was because I thought it more likely to get printed than the "Go F--- Yourselves" I had in mind.

The letters written that day, the ones that soured my sticky bun...we're written with a religious bent. The writers were scolding LeBron's sinful lifestyle. You are correct. Marriage is a civil contract, not necessarily a religious one. People forget that marriage has to be in the eyes of, as in your case, the mayor, and not at all in the eyes of God, since we have decidedly different Ones.

I imagine that for a 21 year old worth one hundred million dollars, marriage is a complicated proposition. LeBron's economic situation is obviously unusual for a kid from Akron, and I don't blame him for treading lightly.

Embroiled as we are in a largely religious war, all of this Heavenly talk whether in Arabic or English is only making things worse in the world we all KNOW exists. So people, Let LeBron play his little game...and you just go back into your houses and work on your own domestic issues, like little Lucy’s temper tantrums, Dad's drinking, and Mom’s stash of Twinkies. That's all I was trying to say.

It was a real kick to find your blog though, and I truly enjoyed your response. If you're ever driving around Fairmount Circle, stay in your own lane!

Oh, and I don't live in fear at all. I pretty much just kick it with my dog and teach kids to play guitar. Take care, and best wishes to you and your officially recognized family.

Matt

Good response, Matt!

Now that was a lovely, thoughtful response, Matt. I get your point and thank you it, and I'm glad to learn more about you. Teaching kids to play guitar is a noble pursuit. Keep up the good work.

Whatever differences we might have about the degree of discipline we should apply to various parts of life (for as musicians, we certainly have to apply it intensely in our work), we seem to be in complete agreement about the deadly serious issue of lane discipline around that dreaded Fairmount Circle.

Thanks for the reminder, good luck, and Go Cavs!