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Comment on: Cheeky Monkey

Hillary-ous

36 Comments
Sunday, April, 19, 2009 8:25 PM Gar Swaffar writes:

Re: Billy Bubba

Ya gotta remember though, Shrillary has no use for him at all. If she can gain a few shekels for time she can count on him staying out of trouble..... it's a two'fer
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Monday, April, 20, 2009 12:09 AM Sue writes:

Hi Dawn

I have to say everytime I see the pantsuit queen, I can't help thinking how tired and wor out she looks. And she is disappointed in Iran. Well, stop the presses and get me off this train!

As for Bill, well, I think she wants to keep him far away and with his mouth closed. That way he can't do any damage. I am not sure the woman is going to make it much longer. She looks bad. I see she got a new wig do and I do believe some new pantsuits.

And all the pantsuits can now rejoice!!!
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Monday, April, 20, 2009 10:54 AM dawndawn writes:

Hey, Boaz!

Ever go to Conservative Grapevine and check out the links? This is from last week. (Sleazy disclaimer: I do not normally lurk on the manly sites!)

http://manofest.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&show=TOP-10 -CELEBRITY-PERVERTS-OF-ALL-TIME.html&Itemid=1

Guess who is No. 9? Billy Bubba. The Clintons continually slide with this type of behavior and so many others think that the Palin family is socially challenged? We really do live in a parallel universe! Thanks for stopping by, boaz!
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Monday, April, 20, 2009 11:04 AM dawndawn writes:

Hi, Sue!

I have no use for Pantsuit. She is deranged, dangerous and psychotic. I may have been way too kind to her in this blog. Hafta watch that next time!

She does look tired. Remember when she was at the black church and she did the southern drawl thang? "I ain`t no ways tarrrrred." Good gravy! What is it about the Clintons that people find so appealing, instead of just appalling? Putting Billy Jeff up for auction? Well, he probably likes the idea of being pimped.

Haven`t noticed the new pantsuit wardrobe or the wiggydo. Try not to listen or look at her if possible. Thanks for your visit, Sue! Let`s keep our paper bags and buckets close by!
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Monday, April, 20, 2009 4:41 PM Gray Ghost writes:

dawndawn

Wonderful quote from Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew". That is why Shakespeare is still studied. He understood the "World".

As for Hitlery, quite frankly I will pray for her (as is my Christian duty); however, if she were eaten by a rogue grizzly bear, I would shed no tears.

Although I would certainly take up a collection to buy the bear some Tums. There is no telling the amount of heartburn and gas that the bear would experience after eating Hitlery.
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Monday, April, 20, 2009 6:33 PM Garnet92 writes:

Good stuff on a crummy subject Dawn

I have it on good authority that D'ohbama bowed to King Abdullah because Hillary told him it was proper protocol and she was the one who picked out the (wrong format) DVDs for Gordon Brown. She's just trying to be helpful. And she "knew nothing" about the "KICK ME" sign stuck on his back at the G20 meeting. She's just trying to be helpful.

We're also told that her dentist has had to rebond new surfaces on her teeth 'cause she grinds them at night - thinking of what might have been ...
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Monday, April, 20, 2009 6:34 PM davecatbone writes:

Dawn

great send up on Hillary. The Shakespeare quote gets me though, the Liberal Fascist Socialists are the ones who hate us, who have defamed and relentlessly attacked us, our values and principles for almost a decade now. This is war not competition in a courtroom. They've got to be vanquished, or we will be....
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Monday, April, 20, 2009 9:06 PM dawndawn writes:

Hey, Gray Ghost!

To say Pantsuit has only reaped what she has sown would be an understatement. No sympathy from this quarter. No amount of Pepto or Tums could provide the cure for the raging heartburn we would have if she were potus! Look what we have now!!!!

If Shakespeare were with us today, there could be no doubt he would cast Hitlary as the Shrew. History does repeat itself, unfortunately! Thanks for your visit and your thoughtful comments, Gray Ghost!
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Monday, April, 20, 2009 9:14 PM dawndawn writes:

Hey, Garnet!

You got me ROFL about Pantsuit grinding her teeth! She bought into this gig so, hey! Love the "kick-me" sign on pbho at the G20 .... Hmmmm! Could there be another Pesky Truth satire out there?

pbho could also start a reading group for children from K to 3, with the anti-American manifesto the Evil Clown bestowed on him (Now No. 2 on the NYT best sellers list) .... If it were only fiction and satire instead of cold, hard reality. Thanks for your visit, Garnet!
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Monday, April, 20, 2009 9:33 PM dawndawn writes:

Hey, Davecat!

My take on the Shakespeare quote is that Pantsuit (PIAPS) hates pbho thoroughly but bought into his hopeychangey jive and she is now stuck. Unless he fires her. He has had more than one opportunity to cut her loose! Why does he keep her on? Politics is a most ugly game.

Too true, the libs/left/facists hate real Americans. It was only too obvious during the derisive coverage of the tea parties last week. Everyday, real American people are becoming more and more aware of what is happening to the country. I am sick of pbho`s apologies and excuses. If he hates America so much, why did he continue to live here? Why did he lie and cajole and buy the nomination to become "present"? Does he really want to see America to fail and be defeated? For what purpose? Thanks for your comments, davecat! You`ve given me a lot to think about!
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Monday, April, 20, 2009 9:37 PM Jim writes:

PantSuite

What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a sleazy lawyer?

Chelsea!
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Tuesday, April, 21, 2009 12:44 AM Eric writes:

hmm

they should have a party for other contributors with pinatas of Reid, Pelosi, Barney Frank, and possibly Obama and Biden. I have no doubt I could break one in one hit!
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Tuesday, April, 21, 2009 2:21 AM sgt.stryker writes:

Dawn

Lunch with Begala and Carville...that would be fun, especially if I could bring Rove and Morris. I'll pass on the rest of the "prizes".

And, yes, she does look rough.

I am also thinking that she always has a knowing grin on her face. But maybe I'm just imagining that. But you know she is having a hard time trying not to laugh at the lack of gravitas from the TOTUS.
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Tuesday, April, 21, 2009 3:52 AM davecatbone writes:

dawn

Now I understand your Shakespeare reference. It would seem there will be a point at which PIAPS can turn on Obama to her advantage, when he finally goes too far (for her). THAT would be political theatre, eh?
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Tuesday, April, 21, 2009 7:09 AM Mrs. AL (Always Learning) writes:

Dawn

Part of me was aghast reading your post, the other part was laughing so hard I had to pause to post this comment. You do have a way with words! BTW, the Shakespeare quote is classic.

What troubles me most about all this, is that I feel like I am watching a poorly produced Soap Opera with even more poorly trained actresses/actors. I can’t believe the blunders, missteps, miscalculations … and on it goes with this new administration. Ms. Hillary does indeed look tired and, quite frankly, so out of her element that I wonder what is going to happen in the long run. I have nothing against the woman personally, but she is so not fit for this position. Heck, I could do as good a job!

Great post and keep ‘em coming. How’s things in your neck of the universe?
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Tuesday, April, 21, 2009 8:32 AM Jason writes:

DawnDawn

Great Post!!

Yes Mrs "Action Slacks" has been busy....and for what. What a joke!! The worst thing is we are all represented by all of these misfits around the globe. The USA the land of the great naive pushovers.
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Tuesday, April, 21, 2009 9:07 AM dawndawn writes:

Hi, Jim!

You are sooooo, soooo bad! Keep them comin! The dirty little secret could be that Chelsea is now a Right Wing Extremist Radical!
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Tuesday, April, 21, 2009 9:14 AM dawndawn writes:

Hey, Eric!

Love the piñata idea! I think pbho and Slow Joe would be better at the Dunk Tank! Slow Joe is a natural for it. And wouldn`t it be too much fun to mess Mr. perfect pbho up, get him all wet! His policies sure are! Don`t think he`d volunteer, we would have to Shang Hai him! Thanks for stopping by, Eric!
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Tuesday, April, 21, 2009 9:32 AM dawndawn writes:

Hey, Sgt. Stryker!

I would take Karl Rove, too, and Dick Cheney!

Everybody in the world has to be laughing at pbho and his trusty TOTUS, what a tool! Remember he took it to a rodeo last summer! Yehaw! You make a good point about Pantsuit`s "knowing grin". I am thankful that she is NOT president and that she barely has any power as SoS. You hafta wonder what their motivation is .... Thanks for stopping by, Sarge!
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Tuesday, April, 21, 2009 9:40 AM dawndawn writes:

Hey, Davecat!

Those two worms, pbho and PIAPS, will turn on each other and we will all have front row seats to the meltdown. It won`t be very purrty but it will be enlightening! I`ll start the popcorn!
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Tuesday, April, 21, 2009 9:50 AM Jesse "The Mind" Norman writes:

Dawndawn

Don't think she does know about that doohickey thingamajiggy called video, or else she wouldn't have come up with that "sniper" story. If there wasn't video footage to prove her wrong, she would have you believe this is what happened...

Hillary- "Okay, they're shooting at us. Calm down. I'm in control, even though my daughter is here. Are you going to shoot back? If you're not going to use that M4, then give it to me! Put Chelsea up on my shoulders and all of you climb on top of her. I'll carry all of you out of here if it's the last thing I do. Take this you scum sucking pigs! DIE! RRAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!"

Obviously that didn't happen. Neither did a lot of lies her and Bubba made knowing there was undisputable proof of their lies. I have to tell you though, I would take either of them a hundred times over than Barackarl Marxobama though. Oh, Bubba. Please come back!
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Tuesday, April, 21, 2009 9:56 AM dawndawn writes:

Hi, Mrs. AL!

I agree completely with your comments. It is a very badly produced soap opera with even worse actors! Pantsuit is in over her head. The lovely Condoleezza Rice is fluent in Russian, read "War and Peace" in Russian and is an excellent pianist who gave a private recital for Queen Elizabeth. Dr. Rice received nothing but derision from the MSM.

As a woman, I find myself just at the edge of feeling sorry for Pantsuit, but she is not honest. She is a user and is only out for herself, she demeans the office of Secretary of State and she is ethically challenged.

Thanks for coming by, Mrs. AL! There is always violence in this country but we are very safe where we live. Thanks for your thoughts and prayers for our safety!

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Tuesday, April, 21, 2009 10:06 AM dawndawn writes:

Hi, Jason!

Mrs. Action Pants! Hahaha! You got me rolling! This raffle thing is too carnival like! A side show! The land of the naive pushovers describes very well the outcome of the last election and lack of education of the masses. Thanks for your visit, Jason!
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Tuesday, April, 21, 2009 10:51 AM dawndawn writes:

Hey, Mind!

I agree with you! Bubba, come back! pbho only cares about himself and is the most famous and "popular man on the planet". He wants to be present of the world and cares not what happens to America, as long as he looks good.

You make an excellent point about Pantsuit being clueless (redundant?) about videos. She really does live in fantasy land. Thanks for coming by, Jesse! I pray we get through this!
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Wednesday, April, 22, 2009 3:35 AM Peppermint2 writes:

Dawndawn

Wow! Great article and love the cheeky satire. Miss Pantsuit. I love it.

I think she should auction Billy, you know p*mp him out for whatever she can get for his services, even if it is just dropping his pants for women to look at the family jewels or should I say Judas jewels?

How about that BHusseinO not keeping his promise to old Pantsuit. Where have we seen him do this recently? Oh, yeah, that's right, like everyday!

See, Dawn, I'm trying.
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Wednesday, April, 22, 2009 9:34 AM dawndawn writes:

Hey, Peppermint!

Great to see you here! Some archeologists are going to have a field day when they unearth the "rich" history left behind by the Clintons!

It will be interesting to see what she can get for BJ. It`s no surprise he is most likely looking forward to being "on the block". But why is this not considered "human trafficking"? Hahaha! His boy toy days are so over!

We all know pbho is a liar and has lied from the day of his birth. His statements all come with an "expiration date"! The funny thing about it is Pantsuit actually believed him! No doubt steam is coming out of her ears, she`s spitting nails, grinding her teeth and her backend is chewing bubblegum! She`s not even pretty when she`s mad! Things aren`t going well for her! Hahaha!

You have made a big effort, Pepp! Thank you for coming to Cheeky Monkey with your wonderful snarkasm!



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Wednesday, April, 22, 2009 10:27 AM Bobbie writes:

Tell me it ain't so.

"something far more sinister and creepy is in the works in Hillaryland". Is there no end to "sinister" and "creepy" where Hitlery is concerned? I wouldn't donate a dime to her if my life depended on it. For one thing, I might win one of those unimaginably horrid prizes. Gotta run.........gotta hurl.

Great post Dawn. It's not easy to make folks smile at stuff that's soooo not funny.

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Wednesday, April, 22, 2009 7:06 PM dawndawn writes:

Hi, Bobbie!

Can you believe the unmitigated gall of this creature, HRC? Why can`t Billy Jeff`s foundation find a way to pay off her debt? Surely, there are two sets of books!!!

Saw a few blurbs of her on the news today and her hubris shows no bounds! Slamming Dick Cheney as being an unreliable source! Cackling. I do think pbho has opened an incredible chasm regarding "torture" and prosecution of the Bush Admin. We must stay tuned. What a bunch of lowlife clowns in this new administration! Thanks for your visit and comments, Bobbie!
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Thursday, April, 23, 2009 9:24 PM Jennifer writes:

dawndawn

and PUMA thought/thinks Hillary was/is a Moderate! HA!

Laughing, Russian button gaffe, and time with Billy Jeff to pay off campaign funds etc...

Will she last 4 years? UGH.

Enjoyed your wit and the comments from fellow TH bloggers, good job!
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Friday, April, 24, 2009 12:39 PM dawndawn writes:

Hi, Jennifer!

Madame Secretary is almost surreal! Somehow I don`t think Pantsuit will make it four years! But who knows? pbho and his entire cabinet are completely incompetent! And don`t get me started on nnnnnnannnncccee! Haha! Thanks for stopping by, Jennifer!
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Friday, April, 24, 2009 2:36 PM The Crawfish writes:

Just wait a few more hours

until I post The Weekend Claw. Hillary! gets the Claw treatment...again.
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Friday, April, 24, 2009 9:18 PM dawndawn writes:

Hi, Craw!

Can`t wait! Especially if you mean stewed, screwed and BBQd Pantsuit! Also steamed and hung out to dry could work! No one deserves it more than she, unless it is nnnnnnnannnnnceee! Thanks for coming by!
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Saturday, April, 25, 2009 1:59 PM Sue writes:

Hi Dawn

Did you see her make her snotting comment about Cheney. Really Hill, what was that supposed to be? Pretty lame.

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Saturday, April, 25, 2009 9:47 PM MJSJR writes:

Dawn Dawn

I'll take the trip with the two knuckleheads by noon they would be running for their lives away from me. I'd expose their entire life as a lie. They would be saying get this guy away from me...AHHH...

I can't believe the pantsuit is running the State Department.

And PUMA thought she was a moderate...

Newe Post at my place stop on by..
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Sunday, April, 26, 2009 10:47 AM dawndawn writes:

Hi, Sue!

Girl, we know how clueless that woman is! Hard to believe she was confirmed, she is soooo incompetent. Actually, it is hard to believe pbho even put her there but then he is just as clueless as she! Halp!
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Sunday, April, 26, 2009 10:51 AM dawndawn writes:

Hey, Michael!

You are not alone! I can`t believe she is running State either. Although Holbrooke and Mitchell have a lot of muscle. So many "czars"! Will be by to see what you`re up to, it`s always something good!
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