Mr. Bollywood Goes to Delhi

Reading that reminded me of the "Who's on First" schtick of Abbott and Contello.

I always loved that particular bit.

BTW, what's up with CA letting NY knock you guys out of 1st place for highest tax state?

Are Californians willing to be the Avis of high taxes?

Man.... they can have it!

I don't know, Californians are very competitive folks. HaHaHa!

What,no Jimmuh Carter to "oversee" the election??
All in the name of "fairness" you see.

I'm not sure even Mr. Peanut could figure out the Indian election process.

the 4th phase is when the Indian ballots are counted and in the 5th phase a winner is announced?

Is there no Indian phase having to do with the announcing of a "Task Force Phase" or "Think Tank Phase" to study the demographics of the election profile?

Perhaps there is an Indian phase corresponding to the Campaign Monetary Influx phase where American pre-nominees meet with Union officials and George Soros to aquire the capital to institute the "Task Force Phase" or "Think Tank Phase"?

What about the Indian phase conforming to the Vow of Infinite Welfare phase where American nominees routinely promise the entire financial resources of the free world in return for ballots (freely given or stuffed)?

Sarge, I need more information!

The Indian election process lacks much of the nuance we have come to expect in our political process. I have no clue as to how they expect to steal an election using that simple model.

It's unAmurican, as we say down south.