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Comment on: Perspective from Perseverance

Dawn Of The ObamaZombies

31 Comments
Tuesday, March, 17, 2009 10:59 AM Mrs. AL (Always Learning) writes:

Eeeek -- Zombies

Whadaya mean they can't be killed? Common sense won't work? Logic and reason won't work? Hisorical records won't do it?

Dang, Jim, this is ominous. Oh wait, I remember when Tom Ridge (first Homeland Security chief) gave us the key to it all -- duct tape and plastic. Will that do it?

Thanx for the laughs, Jim. I needed that!
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Tuesday, March, 17, 2009 12:42 PM KevInFl writes:

Re ObamaZombies

I hear there may be a cure..A shot of 1/3 snake oil form the Democrat Congress, 1/3 fake eyelashes from Nancy Pelosi and 1/3 Gas from Al GAS Bag Gore. Mix well and inject!!! Good luck!! I think they are....NO!! AHHH HEL......
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Tuesday, March, 17, 2009 12:48 PM Jim writes:

KEVIN! KEVIN!

OMG, I think the ObamaZombies have over run Kevin. We'll send a recue team for ya, hang in there. Cover your ears, their rhetoric is toxic....
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Tuesday, March, 17, 2009 12:51 PM Jim writes:

Eeeek -- Zombies

Duct tape and plastic, Wow, if you wasn't married, what a date we could have! I'm kidding! We'll capture an ObamaZombie and try that but I'm not getting my hopes up yet.

Thanks for the suggestion Mrs.AL We need all the help we can get!
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Tuesday, March, 17, 2009 1:19 PM Jeff writes:

The Age of Obamanation

When the moon is in the Whitehouse. And Congress is alligned with Youranus. And ignorance will guide the nation. And stupidity. This is the dawning of the age of Obination, age of Obamanation, Obamanation. Let the zombies, let the zombies, the zombies in......
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Tuesday, March, 17, 2009 1:38 PM The Crawfish writes:

Turn up your stereo

and blast continuous loops of Limbaugh, Hannity, Boortz, and Beck. It put them in a frenzy. They try to attack but their heads eventually explode.

Warning: You'll probably need to call in a HAZMAT team to clean up the mess at some point.
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Tuesday, March, 17, 2009 2:10 PM dawndawn writes:

"As They Have No Functioning Brains!"

Words that will resound for decades to come! Well said! As long as pbho has the enemamedia, ACORN, the NEA, NAACP and the rest of the unions, we are in for a long slog.

I do love seeing my name is Large Print but the ObamaZombies kinda dampen the glow! Good post with great analogies, Jim!
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Tuesday, March, 17, 2009 6:12 PM Jennifer writes:

ObamaZombies

Aimless O'Zombies on the Loose...

Out of kool-aid, bumper sticker slogan pep rallies, and purpose...

But Wait! Obama's comin' to the rescue!
Organizing for America, Acorn, New Sisters Council is on the Way!

Love the part about not engaging in conversation, any truths would just bounce right off the Obama bubble surrounding them!

Great Humor, Jim.
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Tuesday, March, 17, 2009 8:56 PM ApolloSpeaks writes:

JIM

Soon Obama will be dangling from the end of a rope over an abyss, and when he lets go the left will fall with him.
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Tuesday, March, 17, 2009 10:27 PM Gar Swaffar writes:

Jim

First: I'll try 7.62 with silver tips
Second:If that doesn't work, Think "Mars Attacks"-Slim Whitman played very, very loud.
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Wednesday, March, 18, 2009 12:09 AM Eric writes:

that my friend

is why we have shotguns! You have to shoot them in the head though, otherwise they will just keep coming.
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Wednesday, March, 18, 2009 8:08 AM Jim writes:

The Age of Obamanation

OMG, if you start dancing and singing songs from "Hair" I'll turn the ObamaZombie expieriments on you...

Darn MB!
Thanks for the post Numb Nutz
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Wednesday, March, 18, 2009 8:10 AM Jim writes:

Turn up your stereo

Wow Mud Bug, it's having some effect. We're going to try inplanting MP3 players and send them into the ObamaZombie crowds and see what effect it has. Good idea!
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Wednesday, March, 18, 2009 8:12 AM Jim writes:

"DAWN"

Sorry I couldn't make it flash or glow...
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Wednesday, March, 18, 2009 8:15 AM Jim writes:

Aimless O'Zombies on the Loose...

Glad you enjoyed it Jennifer...

If we can't laugh at this, we have no chance of surviving it.

Thanks for visiting
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Wednesday, March, 18, 2009 8:18 AM Jim writes:

Official word from Olympus

We're hoping the ObamaZombies follow when that happens, that's all we need is them wandering in circles telling us "You need to register to vote for Obama"

Thanks Apollo
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Wednesday, March, 18, 2009 8:21 AM Jim writes:

Silver Tips

Yep Boaz, we tried Silver Tips in many calibers, all useless. We tried the Slim Whitman too, some of them must have thought it was some new "Rap" and started dancing. We quickly shut it off because it was giving us a head ache. Maybe we should have you as our west coast lab...
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Wednesday, March, 18, 2009 8:24 AM Jim writes:

is why we have shotguns!

Useless, we tried, just left big holes, you could see that drinking ObamaAid rotted the brain right away! It was terrible!

WILL NOTHING STOP THEM!!!

Thanks Eric
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Wednesday, March, 18, 2009 8:05 PM Gar Swaffar writes:

Jim

Kraptonite?
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Thursday, March, 19, 2009 8:35 AM Jim writes:

Got Any Boaz?

We also desperately looking for a cure for Deficitaitous but we fear if could take a while just to stop the spread. God save us all!
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Friday, March, 20, 2009 1:06 PM Mrs. AL (Always Learning) writes:

Hey, Jim

Thanx for the note on GunnyG's blog. I certainly don't claim to know more than anyone about anything. Indeed, I was not sure I was right relative to your query! Iwana just does not grasp the concept of context. He certainly is not stupid, just not able to respond to anything without emotion. That's his fatal flaw -- or charm, however you care to look at the situation.

I will now give you my 'gun' list ... hope it's not too sissified for you men people.

Any .22 = trigger time
Gov model 1911 -- personal carry
AR / AK for home defense
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Thursday, April, 02, 2009 6:30 PM Gray Ghost writes:

Zombies, Tigers, and Bears! Oh My!

Hopefully this epidemic of ObamaZombies will have a short "shelf" life, no more than 4 years and hopefully more like only 2 years.

Excellent satire Jim!
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Friday, April, 03, 2009 12:11 AM Gar Swaffar writes:

Jim

For a SQUID?
Squids are the salt of the earth dudemeister.
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Friday, April, 03, 2009 12:22 AM Jim writes:

For a SQUID?

My bud was a sea dog. Did his 16 in the teams and retired. He didn't have a sense of humor, but he sure got a smile when he talked about blowing things up and killing. Before the Gulf War is team was on an LST with a company of Marines. Said they were out numbered 30 to 1, so he figured it was a fair fight! Now that was funny!

Love ya man!
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Friday, April, 03, 2009 12:27 AM Jim writes:

Excellent satire Jim!

But Ghost, that was all serious!
Glad you enjoyed it.

Thanks for visiting.
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Friday, April, 03, 2009 12:29 AM Jim writes:

Mrs.AL

You really need to post it on the gun owners roll call. You will have a place of honor on there for smoking Ivan the Idiot!
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Saturday, April, 04, 2009 3:34 PM Alice writes:

The Obamazombies

are starting to look like those creaturs who attacked the mall in Dawn of the Dead. They have the same sensiblities what with their sucking our country dry. I am also going to check my basement for pods. I will probably find Chrissy Matthews down there staring at a plant. If it weren't so scary, it would be funny.
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Saturday, April, 04, 2009 3:35 PM Alice writes:

I heard that they

are combustible.
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Saturday, April, 04, 2009 9:39 PM Jim writes:

The Obamazombies

Well Alice, they do sort, but that act more like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDvpPGvMEY4

We also heard that they were combustable, but don't believe it. You set them off and in stead of exploding they start spewing.... It's and ugly business.

Thanks for joining the war on the ObamaNation!
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Sunday, April, 12, 2009 7:26 AM davecatbone writes:

spreading the ACORN virus

with door to door visits by the Obama Census Army of Zombies. I'm going to watch 28 days later with my neighbor this week for the first time. Will it seem topical?
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Monday, April, 13, 2009 4:56 PM Jim writes:

spreading the ACORN virus

I don't think a creme is going to get rid of this one. Just don't let any get too close, they are kinda like Sirens. Once infected, well, it's ugly.

Thanks for hanging out a while Davecat
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