Save The Planet, Win A Prize: The $25 Million Climate Contest, Pitfalls and All

since yesterday. I have a way to win this contest - I will put forth OSEI (The Ocean & Sun Eradication Initiative)

Here is my proposal:

Since we currently don't have the technology to destroy the sun (but just give us evil conservatives time), we'll only have to implement part of my plan. We will air burst at high altitude, all of the nuclear and conventional explosives on the planet. This will either destroy or punch a hole in our atmosphere allowing that very atmosphere to escape into space. Once the atmosphere is gone, the oceans will subjected to the vacuum of space thereby boiling off into that vacuum.

Once the atmosphere and all the planets water have been boiled off or flash frozen, there will no longer be anything to hold ANY greenhouse gasses to the planet. The explosives and nukes are already on hand. This would take minimal financial backing. We could just get the Armed Forces and Haliburton to shoot/fly/throw this stuff up there. And who knows, maybe Haliburton already has a way to destroy the atmosphere (damn them all to He--!)

Just think of the universal consciousness of everyone working together with their nukes - Iran, North Korea, Russia, China, France, you know, all of those nations who are just in it for harmony and universal enlightenment. My plan will also end all of the suffering, war, famine, and social injustice on the planet at the same time.

We'll get the Age of Aquarius and an end to GW! Win/Win for everyone!

Problem solved. Where's my $25,000,000?

If anyone knows how to contact this guy, let me know. Or just forward the info to him. He can get back to me through my blog at Townhall.com.