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Comment on: Sara Shores I Always Have Questions/

GREAT ENVIRONMENTAL TIPS FOR LIBS!! NUCLEAR PLUS..hehe..

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Worshipping Earth => nukes for Ahmad

If we're going to worship Earth, then we must worship dirt and rocks because the Earth is made of dirt and rocks. Rocks contain Uranium and Plutonium, so we must worship Uranium and Plutonium. Uranium and Plutonium can create nukes, so we must worship nukes. That explains why Earth-worshippers and Ahmadinijad get along so well: they both worship nukes.