A Little (very little) Fun V-Part B

There is an awful lot of "pork" in this soup; perhaps we need to add something?

Here in Mississippi, we call "crackers" either good old boys or rednecks.

The "crackers" could soak up the "fat" by beating the ever-loving cr*p out of the Liberals that came up with these evil and ill-chosen laws, regulations, and legal decisions.

don't worry, Obama will add more and more pork to this recipe. We'll need some broth in the future.

Mrs. AL- interesting concoction we've created!

Can't we just put Barney Frank in the soup and boil him up! Oh please! Maybe we can throw in a dash of Pelosi and Reid. And some Schumer and Dodd.

Hey, I didn't say we add to "sip" the soup. Maybe we can give it to the White House staff!

Superflation: an unfathomable rise in the general price level specifically attributed to a ridiculous increase in the volume of money and flooding the market relative to available goods and services and brought about by a Marxist that thinks he's the Messiah.

There, a new ingredient for your soup!

Let's invite all of our congresswhores, ie, those who sell out our country/citizens for money and power. I'd gladly become a waitress for a day to SERVE them for a change. I'd start by giving them a salad made of a mixture of humility, honesty, and patriotism. I'd make them eat it all. I'd like to pour them a fine vintage wine aged from their own words. If they survive their meal, their dessert can be that they can hold their heads up in public.

Mrs. AL, this is sooo much fun. Thanks for having us over.

soup seasoning: thyme out

side dish: mumbo gumbo

drink: Potomac green tea

theme: Restoring the Lost Constitution

guests: all of the presidents, veeps, senators, and congressmen in my more-than-2/3-century lifetime who've not had to cross their fingers and not had a Pinocchio moment when taking their oath of office. (They'll all fit comfortably at one table.)

I would add Mikey Da Mooch Oregano as the seasoning. Side dish would be kobe beef steak sandwiches. Barack served these $100 per lb steaks at his superbowl party. Why not us? To drink, Dr. We'llmakeyouperformabortionsevenifit'sagainstyourbeliefs Pepper. Theme would be colonial. We need to get back to what our brilliant Founding Fathers intended our country to be. Guests, I wouldn't add Barney Frank as a guest. I'd be too afraid at how he'd eat the soup. He might take out a funnel and reverse eat it, if you know what I mean. I know, that's gross. There is a reason why I nickname myself "The Mind". It's pretty twisted. My guest would be the major heads of the Democratic Party. We'd definitely be seeing some warming climate change in that room due to all of the hot air being spewed out.

You've got interesting ideas. This is like a rorschach test.

How about the continuing misinterpretation of the First Amendment to mean that no government entity of any kind can have anything to do with any religious tradition, unless it involves Islam.

What part of a city council putting up a Manger Scene in front of City Hall is CONGRESS making a LAW respecting the establishment of a religion?

Agreed the soup is going to be fatty. Your crackers are an interesting approach to the problem to say the least. Haha

Thanx for having a very little fun and I will be coming by Gray Ghost Country soon to see what you have in your cracker barrel!

Indeed, ya’ll have created an interesting concoction. Too bad I can’t tote this pot to the Tea Party here on the 15th!

Thanx for popping in and will be checking up on The Obama Cartoon as soon as I can.

Well, given I go with the adage that you are known by the company you keep, feeding this soup to the White House staff is a winner of an idea as far as I’m concerned.

Thanx for stopping by, Sue, and am looking forward to see what Sue’s Puff N’ Stuff has baking in the oven. Be there soon.

Superflation it is. Maybe this stuff needs to cook a little more. Nah, the guests can eat it raw like the rest of us!

Thanx for the addition, and will be interested to see what Perspective from Perseverance you are sharing with us at this time.

I would almost pay to see you serving these … people … your salad your wine, and the soup. Do you think any of them will be worthy of your dessert?

Very creative, MD/MG and will be looking forward to seeing your comments in other threads. Thanx for coming by!

Wow … hit them all. Potomac green tea would never have even begun to cross my mind!

At this point I am tempted to ask, “is there a doctor in the house” to treat those who are at this table but I won’t.

Thanx for filling in the blanks for this little dinner and I’m glad you didn’t suggest Gumballs for dessert – haha. See ya’ at your place soon.

You may have something of a twisted mind, “Mind,” but you are also creative and I think I can differentiate tic from truly twisted gray matter! Hey, maybe this really is a verbal version of the Rorschach test. Just kidding!

The “Dr. We'llmakeyouperformabortionsevenifit'sagainstyourbeliefs Pepper” is bound to be rebuffed by the guests, but we’ll make them drink it any way, eh?

Hmmm … wondering what Jesse “The Mind” Norman has to say now. Be by soon to see.

“Crud” also describes your contribution to this little party as far as I’m concerned. We most assuredly need to add “misinterpretation of the First Amendment” in here somewhere. Good one!

Thanx for visiting and I will be coming by the Crawfish’s Swamp soon to see what collection of news and insights you have up now. Guess it’s almost time for the Saturday Claw, isn’t it?

especially if we start the meal with prayer. If they eat slowly, savor the ingredients, then let all digest properly, MAYBE, just maybe one or two may be able to handle the dessert.

During the season of Easter/Passover it brings to mind some of the elements of the Passover dinner. Especcially the bitter herbs to remind them of the bitter years of slavery. This soup has some of the same purpose, to remind them of their duties/responsibility.

Just as an aside, has anyone else caught up with Glen Beck's 912 project? It is really wonderful. You can find it on his website, glenbeck.com, then look for the section as you scroll down. If you haven't already, please take some time to check it out.

More FUN!
some creative ideas from your visitors...

guess I'll add mine -- Invite the Obama sheeple and then there will be plenty of 'Leg of Lamb' to go around.

Thanks for providing us with a 'very fun' blog.

I like the Easter/Passover analogy. Sure isn’t one I had thought of and thanx!

As for the Beck mention -- I have been listening to him for quite some time. For the most part, he thinks like me and it has been a blessing for me to have a “voice” in the media. I do listen to those with whom I disagree for learning purposes, but simple common sense works every time. I echo your recco to visit http://www.the912project.com and check it out.

See ya’ round the threads.

Leg of lamb served to the sheeple is perfect.

It is neat (now that word dates me) how quick and witty conservatives are and I am learning all the time.

I will soon be checking A Concerned Conservative and Concerned Conservative soon to see what you have up. Thanx for popping in.

I must say, other than the new gun ban law, that stoned soup looks mighty tasty. Thanks for the nod in my direction.

Speaking of nods, I wrote two blogs today. I'd love it if you could take a gander!

Thanx for the look see and I will be by your place this evening or tomorrow to see what is on S'blog Time!

The guests: Obammy, Pelosi, Reid, Bawney Fwank, and Joes Biden

I’d present them with a square four-sided table with four chairs and let them fight it out to see which one is odd-man/woman out

The theme would be Redneck Gourmet Night

I’d add only a couple of seasonings to the zoup: CAPERS to represent the illicit and illegal capers they pull while they CARROWAY the taxpayer’s money

I’d add a dessert of SOUFFLÉ-SHUN

And top the meal off with a nice whine – a box of Chateau Oui Oui

I would like to put into the soup all of the taxes. This really is crappy in CA. Throw it into the soup!

Ok, I was chuckling at your response until I got to the “CAPERS to represent the illicit and illegal capers they pull while they CARROWAY the taxpayer’s money,” and then I started laughing out loud through the end of your input. I appreciate the creativity comment, but you are too fuuny.

Thanx for stopping by and adding your seasonings, etc and you know Pesky Truth will be a destination for me again soon.

Crappy in California, eh? Well for you and all the others in CA who think like you --- here go the taxes into (as Garnet put it) the zoup!! I thinks I detect a worse odor than before, is it just me?

I will be stopping by Sue’s Puff N’ Stuff in the very near future to see what you have on the skewers! Thanx for popping in.

Very creative, Mrs. AL!

-- In support of the Second Ammendment, gun powder is an excellent seasoning!

-- For a side dish, arugula. It`s green and can be substituted for cabbage/lettuce as an historical reference for money. As in, "I ain`t got no arugula." Been to Whole Foods lately? Who said that?

-- Beverage? Tea! Iced, Green, Lemon, Black, in honor and to salute all who will be attending and participating in the Tea Parties!

-- Theme. Hmmm. There are a lot of good themes out there already. I would go with "Our Constitution Scares The Daylights Out of the TOTUS and the Liberals"

-- Invitees. Ghandi. Booker T. Washington. Ronald Reagan. Pope Benedict. Gregory Peck. Margaret Thatcher. Dick Cheney. Clint Eastwood. All TH Bloggers! Sue can stir the pot!