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Here we go. The House Oversight Committee hearings on Benghazi begin today, and do you know what we’re going to learn? We’re going to learn that...

2013-05-08T07:26:00-04:00 2013-05-20T22:12:49Z Neal Boortz Here we go. The House Oversight Committee hearings on Benghazi begin today, and do you know what we’re going to learn? We’re going to learn that... e0d9f482-7bca-49bc-8934-08966741d706

Allergies, I’m told, can be cumulative in nature. This happened to me with eggs. For years I burned some eggs pretty much every morning for...

2013-05-01T00:01:00-04:00 2013-05-20T22:12:49Z Neal Boortz Allergies, I’m told, can be cumulative in nature. This happened to me with eggs. For years I burned some eggs pretty much every morning for... 2402e301-d19d-4abe-af4d-250fe47d050d

You know what it comes down to, Barry-0? People don’t trust you. Simple as that.

2013-04-18T06:53:00-04:00 2013-05-20T22:12:49Z Neal Boortz You know what it comes down to, Barry-0? People don’t trust you. Simple as that. Oh … certainly you do have your supporters. It’s not that NOBODY... 63aa881c-60f4-49f2-9529-eaefdad4c73a

You were shocked - SHOCKED, you say - at the very idea that the government of Cyprus would order banks to seize 10% of every bank account and hand the money over the government?

2013-03-19T00:01:00-04:00 2013-05-20T22:12:49Z Neal Boortz You were shocked - SHOCKED, you say - at the very idea that the government of Cyprus would order banks to seize 10% of every bank account and... a30c8840-bb24-490c-9ec2-7d697cb7f672

Sit down. I’m truly sorry about this, but we really need to take another trip into the dark recesses of the liberal mind. A dangerous journey to a world where it is greedy to want to keep your own money, but not to covet the money or property of others; a world where earning 17% of the income, but paying 38% of the income taxes means you’re not paying your fair share; a world where any expression of disagreement with any utterance, no matter how ignorant, from the mouth of someone-not-white makes you a racist.

2013-02-21T08:10:00-05:00 2013-05-20T22:12:49Z Neal Boortz Sit down. I’m truly sorry about this, but we really need to take another trip into the dark recesses of the liberal mind. A dangerous journey to a... 87cffde9-c99d-4d43-a9fd-ca073ab85055

Before this column is done I’m going to make a point on federal spending that really should open your eyes. Actually, you will think that it’s so basic and simple that it’s a wonder nobody has presented it to you in this manner before!

2013-02-15T00:01:00-05:00 2013-05-20T22:12:49Z Neal Boortz Before this column is done I’m going to make a point on federal spending that really should open your eyes. Actually, you will think that it’s so... eceffbd0-b07b-4c38-be30-9ac03b18ae01

You’re snug in your cabin in the mountains outside of Big Bear, California. Snug, but fearful. They’re searching for a killer near you. A terrifying, heavily armed former cop from Los Angeles who has gone on a killing rampage.

2013-02-13T00:01:00-05:00 2013-05-20T22:12:49Z Neal Boortz You’re snug in your cabin in the mountains outside of Big Bear, California. Snug, but fearful. They’re searching for a killer near you. A... 623a1ebe-37a6-4f23-875e-d71a5282ca47

When someone says “First Amendment” you immediately think about your right to free speech, or perhaps freedom of religion. The First Amendment actually goes beyond that. For those of you who attended government schools, it’s time for a refresher.

2013-02-08T00:01:00-05:00 2013-05-20T22:12:49Z Neal Boortz When someone says “First Amendment” you immediately think about your right to free speech, or perhaps freedom of religion. The First Amendment... 4f6f1ec4-fd85-4477-b908-5e4d12863c89

Please tell me this is some sort of a sick joke. Phil Mickelson is a professional golfer. He makes boatloads of money. Millions. What’s more, he makes boatloads of money for a lot of other people in the process, including generating massive contributions to charity. He’s a jobs creator and an engine of economic growth, as are many other pro golfers and athletes.

2013-01-23T00:01:00-05:00 2013-05-20T22:12:49Z Neal Boortz Please tell me this is some sort of a sick joke. Phil Mickelson is a professional golfer. He makes boatloads of money. Millions. What’s more,... 8aff3866-dd51-4bde-a6fd-63eaa99e164d

So now we’re learning that Barack Obama wants to make the sale of high capacity magazines illegal. How nice. Nice --- and easy to expose as completely absurd.

2013-01-15T00:01:00-05:00 2013-05-20T22:12:49Z Neal Boortz So now we’re learning that Barack Obama wants to make the sale of high capacity magazines illegal. How nice. Nice --- and easy to expose as... 0ecb2a89-32d0-4190-b6ed-7d9b42cc8329

The first I heard of the horrific shooting at the Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newton was from the security guard at the gate returning to my home in Naples.

2012-12-18T00:01:00-05:00 2013-05-20T22:12:49Z Neal Boortz The first I heard of the horrific shooting at the Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newton was from the security guard at the gate returning to my... 65889e63-c88b-47de-87d1-1c11b8ece336

No .. I’m not talking about the fiscal cliff, nor am I talking about the almost $100 trillion in unfunded liabilities we face as a nation.

2012-12-13T08:55:00-05:00 2013-05-20T22:12:49Z Neal Boortz No .. I’m not talking about the fiscal cliff, nor am I talking about the almost $100 trillion in unfunded liabilities we face as a nation. Iran... 584975b9-f408-4554-a9de-04a927b28cea

Excuse me for a minute here, but someone straighten me out on something. Are we trying to put together a golf foursome here, or are we trying to hire a new president that can get our economy smokin’ and our country on a path to prosperity and greatness again. I mean, seriously? What’s with all this “likeability” nonsense?

2012-09-24T00:01:00-04:00 2013-05-20T22:12:49Z Neal Boortz Excuse me for a minute here, but someone straighten me out on something. Are we trying to put together a golf foursome here, or are we trying to... f9db84f6-9747-49d7-9817-c87c1bbf64b5

By now you certainly know that the Democrats have been suffering from a self-inflicted injury since their convention began in Charlotte on Tuesday. For the first time in many presidential election years, the word God was omitted from their platform. The platform also failed to acknowledge Jerusalem as the capital of Israel. Both of these breaks from Democrat Party tradition were reportedly ordered by Obama.

2012-09-06T09:41:00-04:00 2013-05-20T22:12:49Z Neal Boortz By now you certainly know that the Democrats have been suffering from a self-inflicted injury since their convention began in Charlotte on... 8a739ace-b3db-43ae-a82d-86b29368c598

Please stand back. I’ve been waiting for day to say this; waiting to calm down enough that my keystrokes won’t break the keyboard. I heard some lady say something on TV, and seldom have I heard a more idiotic statement from someone in a position to know better … I mean this is so magnificently ignorant – even stupid – that if this woman’s ignorance were radioactive Democrats could build the mother of all nuclear brain bombs. Just one could wipe out all intelligent life on Earth.

2012-09-05T00:01:00-04:00 2013-05-20T22:12:49Z Neal Boortz Please stand back. I’ve been waiting for day to say this; waiting to calm down enough that my keystrokes won’t break the keyboard. I heard some... 68ed5659-ff26-45d8-80ad-8bc56df09720

Dear Ruler: First, let me say how thrilled I am that you went off-teleprompter last week. This “If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen” thing was just wonderful. Now I know how Chris Matthews felt.

2012-07-19T00:01:00-04:00 2013-05-20T22:12:49Z Neal Boortz Dear Ruler: First, let me say how thrilled I am that you went off-teleprompter last week. This “If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build... 0b95e619-eab5-4a6b-877c-8dfc10527f24

Obama has no clue how these small businesses work, and whether or not they “need” that money.

2012-07-17T00:01:00-04:00 2013-05-20T22:12:49Z Neal Boortz Last week, Dear Ruler paraded around the country declaring that we needed to raise taxes on the evil rich people earning more than $250,000 a... a4774010-1cfb-49d5-abd0-f4dd9f9f46c0

Do Americans – do you -- really understand the gravity of what happened in the Supreme Court yesterday? Do you have any idea at all how the power of the Imperial Federal Government of the United States has been exponentially increased?

2012-06-29T00:01:00-04:00 2013-05-20T22:12:49Z Neal Boortz Do Americans – do you -- really understand the gravity of what happened in the Supreme Court yesterday? Do you have any idea at all how... 6066a7f5-7b13-4707-a432-fbcf0d02e619

Well, I think he can relax. Pretty sure, actually.

2012-04-11T00:01:00-04:00 2013-05-20T22:12:49Z Neal Boortz Well, I think he can relax. Pretty sure, actually. Governor Scott Walker is facing a recall election in Wisconsin as a result of a... 687b4539-544d-4713-b9e7-0092e3b70e52

While Jesse Jackson tries to figure out who on his staff needs to be disciplined for failing to notify him of the events in Sanford, thus allowing Al Sharpton to get a few days head start on the self-aggrandizing exploitation; and while the special state prosecutor appointed by Governor Rick Scott works on finding the actual truth as to what happened that night between George Zimmerman and Treyvon Martin; let’s pause to take a look at the rumors, charges and outright absurdities that have been happening around this story for the last 48 hours.

2012-03-28T00:01:00-04:00 2013-05-20T22:12:49Z Neal Boortz While Jesse Jackson tries to figure out who on his staff needs to be disciplined for failing to notify him of the events in Sanford, thus allowing...