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  <title type="text">Doug Giles's Townhall.com Column </title>
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  <updated>2013-05-19T21:50:09-04:00</updated>
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  <entry xml:base="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/05/19/holy-cannibalism-bat-man-liberals-are-eating-liberals-n1600392">
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    <title type="text">Holy Cannibalism, Bat Man: Liberals Are Eating Liberals</title>
    <summary type="html"> Grab some popcorn, folks. Pull up a chair. Get yourself a 6 pack. No … a 12pack and join with me and other liberty-minded folks as we watch the...</summary>
    <published>2013-05-19T00:01:00-04:00</published>
    <updated>2013-05-20T01:50:09Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Doug Giles</name>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" title="Link Title" length="1000" href="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/05/19/holy-cannibalism-bat-man-liberals-are-eating-liberals-n1600392" />
    <content type="html"> Grab some popcorn, folks. Pull up a chair. Get yourself a 6 pack. No … a 12pack and join with me and other liberty-minded folks as we watch the...</content>
  </entry>
  <entry xml:base="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/05/12/benghazi-hillary-could-eat-kittens-while-stomping-on-a-naked-granny-and-the-media-would-hail-it-as-poetry-n1593173">
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    <title type="text">Benghazi: Hillary Could Eat Kittens While Stomping on a Naked Granny and the “Media” Would Hail It as ‘Poetry'</title>
    <summary type="html">Hillary better thank her god, The Father of Lies, that she’s not a conservative like Sarah Palin, because if she were a conservative, after last...</summary>
    <published>2013-05-12T00:01:00-04:00</published>
    <updated>2013-05-20T01:50:09Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Doug Giles</name>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" title="Link Title" length="1000" href="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/05/12/benghazi-hillary-could-eat-kittens-while-stomping-on-a-naked-granny-and-the-media-would-hail-it-as-poetry-n1593173" />
    <content type="html">Hillary better thank her god, The Father of Lies, that she’s not a conservative like Sarah Palin, because if she were a conservative, after last...</content>
  </entry>
  <entry xml:base="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/05/05/achtung-baby-are-people-being-encouraged-to-rat-on-antigovernment-neighbors-n1587321">
    <id>f8b81abc-7b04-468b-b477-9a138adce04a</id>
    <title type="text">Achtung, Baby: Are People Being Encouraged to Rat On 'Anti-Government' Neighbors?</title>
    <summary type="html">Just when you thought the crap couldn’t get any creepier in Obamaland, BOOM, it does and things just got a little bit more … how shall I say it …...</summary>
    <published>2013-05-05T00:01:00-04:00</published>
    <updated>2013-05-20T01:50:09Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Doug Giles</name>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" title="Link Title" length="1000" href="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/05/05/achtung-baby-are-people-being-encouraged-to-rat-on-antigovernment-neighbors-n1587321" />
    <content type="html">Just when you thought the crap couldn’t get any creepier in Obamaland, BOOM, it does and things just got a little bit more … how shall I say it …...</content>
  </entry>
  <entry xml:base="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/04/28/jihad-on-our-tax-dollars--screw-that-n1580649">
    <id>ad066da2-1d56-4629-b012-ef5841ef6dec</id>
    <title type="text">Jihad On Our Tax Dollars?  Screw That.</title>
    <summary type="html">Since the Boston terrorist attack on 4/15/13 we’ve been learning a whole lot about the two Muslim morons who blew up little children and severely injured hundreds of innocent onlookers and merry marathon runners. </summary>
    <published>2013-04-28T00:01:00-04:00</published>
    <updated>2013-05-20T01:50:09Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Doug Giles</name>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" title="Link Title" length="1000" href="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/04/28/jihad-on-our-tax-dollars--screw-that-n1580649" />
    <content type="html">Since the Boston terrorist attack on 4/15/13 we’ve been learning a whole lot about the two Muslim morons who blew up little children and severely...</content>
  </entry>
  <entry xml:base="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/04/21/the-boston-terrorists-were-muslimsplease-forward-this-to-chris-matthews-n1574025">
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    <title type="text">The Boston Terrorists were Muslims--Please Forward this to Chris Matthews</title>
    <summary type="html">I’m not really in the mood to write a column. The reason why I’m in a foul disposition is I just saw the picture, taken a few minutes before the Boston blast, of the Muslim POS, better known as “Suspect #2”, dropping off his backpack filled with a pressure cooker bomb right behind eight-year-old Martin Richard, his little sister Jane, his mom Denise and scores of others. This image made me both sick and pissed off.</summary>
    <published>2013-04-21T00:01:00-04:00</published>
    <updated>2013-05-20T01:50:09Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Doug Giles</name>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" title="Link Title" length="1000" href="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/04/21/the-boston-terrorists-were-muslimsplease-forward-this-to-chris-matthews-n1574025" />
    <content type="html">I’m not really in the mood to write a column. The reason why I’m in a foul disposition is I just saw the picture, taken a few minutes before the...</content>
  </entry>
  <entry xml:base="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/04/14/i-went-to-bed-a-christian-and-woke-up-a--terrorist-n1566874">
    <id>7c5e298f-e90b-4896-bb5d-d44551c546a1</id>
    <title type="text">I Went to Bed a Christian and Woke Up a … Terrorist?</title>
    <summary type="html">According to the Department of Defense and the Department of Homeland Security, evangelical Christians are now a national security threat.  I’m talkin’ at the top of the list folks.  As Gomer Pyle used to say, “Surprise, Surprise, Surprise” eh, Christians?</summary>
    <published>2013-04-14T00:01:00-04:00</published>
    <updated>2013-05-20T01:50:09Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Doug Giles</name>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" title="Link Title" length="1000" href="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/04/14/i-went-to-bed-a-christian-and-woke-up-a--terrorist-n1566874" />
    <content type="html">According to the Department of Defense and the Department of Homeland Security, evangelical Christians are now a national security threat. I’m...</content>
  </entry>
  <entry xml:base="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/04/07/a-rednecks-marital-musings-on-bill-oreilly-biblethumping-nature-and-statism-n1560135">
    <id>2d3466d7-e62b-4f3f-bfca-fe1e5e445385</id>
    <title type="text">A Redneck’s Marital Musings on Bill O’Reilly, BibleThumping, Nature and Statism</title>
    <summary type="html">According to Bill O’Reilly, pundits cannot appeal to the Bible any longer for public policy regarding homosexuals that want to get married. At least I think it’s just in regards to homosexual marriages.</summary>
    <published>2013-04-07T00:01:00-04:00</published>
    <updated>2013-05-20T01:50:09Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Doug Giles</name>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" title="Link Title" length="1000" href="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/04/07/a-rednecks-marital-musings-on-bill-oreilly-biblethumping-nature-and-statism-n1560135" />
    <content type="html"> According to Bill O’Reilly, pundits cannot appeal to the Bible any longer for public policy regarding homosexuals that want to get married. At...</content>
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  <entry xml:base="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/03/31/jesus-christ-ted-nugent-and-rosie-odonnell-weigh-in-on-gay-marriage-n1553673">
    <id>16009574-4569-4e8e-9013-29466c32f063</id>
    <title type="text">Jesus Christ, Ted Nugent and Rosie O’Donnell Weigh in on Gay Marriage</title>
    <summary type="html">The other day I was on a radio show being interviewed about my new Sandy Hook Massacre book when the conversation turned to gay marriage.  I’m sitting there thinking, “Huh?” … “I didn’t sign up to talk about gay marriage” …  “Good Lord, man, I’d rather watch Yoko Ono do an interpretive dance to “Riders on the Storm” then yap about two big lesbians wanting to get hitched.” </summary>
    <published>2013-03-31T00:01:00-04:00</published>
    <updated>2013-05-20T01:50:09Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Doug Giles</name>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" title="Link Title" length="1000" href="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/03/31/jesus-christ-ted-nugent-and-rosie-odonnell-weigh-in-on-gay-marriage-n1553673" />
    <content type="html">The other day I was on a radio show being interviewed about my new Sandy Hook Massacre book when the conversation turned to gay marriage. I’m...</content>
  </entry>
  <entry xml:base="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/03/24/hey-gun-haters-progun-girl-solicits-parents-for-pics-of-their-kids-with-guns-n1547301">
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    <title type="text">Hey Gun Haters: Pro-Gun Girl Solicits Parents for Pics of Their Kids with Guns</title>
    <summary type="html">Currently, there are four things that are really ticking me off.</summary>
    <published>2013-03-24T00:01:00-04:00</published>
    <updated>2013-05-20T01:50:09Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Doug Giles</name>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" title="Link Title" length="1000" href="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/03/24/hey-gun-haters-progun-girl-solicits-parents-for-pics-of-their-kids-with-guns-n1547301" />
    <content type="html">Currently, there are four things that are really ticking me off.

They are …

#1). Broccoli. What a foul devil-weed that over rated sprig is,...</content>
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  <entry xml:base="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/03/10/train-men-not-to-rape-or-train-women-to-shoot-to-kill-n1529953">
    <id>2009317d-36f1-4a2a-8c30-67aca4de9537</id>
    <title type="text">Train Men Not to Rape? Or Train Women to Shoot to Kill?</title>
    <summary type="html">Last week on Hannity a “Democratic Strategist” named Zerlina Maxwell told Sean and his audience that guns are not the proper deterrent to dissuade rapists, but rather “teaching men not to rape is the key”. When I heard that chunk of stupidity I blew apple juice out of my nostrils -- and I haven’t had any apple juice in the last eight years. </summary>
    <published>2013-03-10T00:01:00-05:00</published>
    <updated>2013-05-20T01:50:09Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Doug Giles</name>
    </author>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" title="Link Title" length="1000" href="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/03/10/train-men-not-to-rape-or-train-women-to-shoot-to-kill-n1529953" />
    <content type="html">Last week on Hannity a “Democratic Strategist” named Zerlina Maxwell told Sean and his audience that guns are not the proper deterrent to dissuade...</content>
  </entry>
  <entry xml:base="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/03/03/christian-parents-should-have-their-kids-play-with-toy-guns-n1524604">
    <id>2e20159e-930f-4a22-bb71-e3e930770ddc</id>
    <title type="text">Christian Parents Should Have Their Kids Play with Toy Guns</title>
    <summary type="html">According to CBS, St. Louis, Pastor Rodney Francis, of the Washington Tabernacle Baptist Church, wants to keep kiddos away from guns, so this summer his church is planning a “toy gun buy back” program. </summary>
    <published>2013-03-03T00:01:00-05:00</published>
    <updated>2013-05-20T01:50:09Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Doug Giles</name>
    </author>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" title="Link Title" length="1000" href="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/03/03/christian-parents-should-have-their-kids-play-with-toy-guns-n1524604" />
    <content type="html"> According to CBS, St. Louis, Pastor Rodney Francis, of the Washington Tabernacle Baptist Church, wants to keep kiddos away from guns, so this...</content>
  </entry>
  <entry xml:base="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/02/24/double-barrel-biden-rape-whistle-salazar-and-my-ar15-giveaway-n1518912">
    <id>170c82e7-3866-4158-9daa-4d3f77585448</id>
    <title type="text">Double Barrel Biden, Rape Whistle Salazar and My AR-15 Giveaway</title>
    <summary type="html">Boy, the anti-gun goobers were out in full force this past week giving us plebeians the down low on what we “need” to protect ourselves during everything from home invasions to rape situations. </summary>
    <published>2013-02-24T00:01:00-05:00</published>
    <updated>2013-05-20T01:50:09Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Doug Giles</name>
    </author>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" title="Link Title" length="1000" href="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/02/24/double-barrel-biden-rape-whistle-salazar-and-my-ar15-giveaway-n1518912" />
    <content type="html"> Boy, the anti-gun goobers were out in full force this past week giving us plebeians the down low on what we “need” to protect ourselves during...</content>
  </entry>
  <entry xml:base="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/02/17/disgusting-leftist-mark-lamont-hill-compares-cop-killer-to-a-super-hero-n1514149">
    <id>8465b07c-e2e2-4076-850b-542bfc9c9cf8</id>
    <title type="text">Disgusting Leftist Mark Lamont Hill Compares Cop Killer to a 'Super Hero'</title>
    <summary type="html">Nothing really stuns me anymore about the Left and their lunacy.  That was until this week when soulless Columbia professor Mark Lamont Hill appeared on CNN and got giddy about cop killer Chris Dorner.  </summary>
    <published>2013-02-17T00:01:00-05:00</published>
    <updated>2013-05-20T01:50:09Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Doug Giles</name>
    </author>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" title="Link Title" length="1000" href="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/02/17/disgusting-leftist-mark-lamont-hill-compares-cop-killer-to-a-super-hero-n1514149" />
    <content type="html"> Nothing really stuns me anymore about the Left and their lunacy.  That was until this week when soulless Columbia professor Mark Lamont Hill...</content>
  </entry>
  <entry xml:base="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/02/10/the-obama-ogling-cop-killer-is-using-assault-weapons-with-high-capacity-mags-n1508962">
    <id>ecf244f7-f862-4c93-b325-268e6419f1a1</id>
    <title type="text">The Obama Ogling Cop Killer Is Using Assault Weapons with High Capacity Mags</title>
    <summary type="html">Gun control zealots state that we (the serfs of Obamaland) shouldn’t have “assault weapons with high capacity magazines” because we don’t “need” them. And these wizards—who don’t know diddly about guns—know exactly what we need. Oh, yes they do, girlfriend.</summary>
    <published>2013-02-10T00:01:00-05:00</published>
    <updated>2013-05-20T01:50:09Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Doug Giles</name>
    </author>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" title="Link Title" length="1000" href="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/02/10/the-obama-ogling-cop-killer-is-using-assault-weapons-with-high-capacity-mags-n1508962" />
    <content type="html">Gun control zealots state that we (the serfs of Obamaland) shouldn’t have “assault weapons with high capacity magazines” because we don’t “need”...</content>
  </entry>
  <entry xml:base="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/02/03/armed-guard-saves-school-last-week-gun-control-freaks-wrong-again-n1503840">
    <id>530fe4ae-a90a-4c47-a4c3-6941735427a2</id>
    <title type="text">Armed Guard Saves School Last Week (Gun Control Freaks Wrong Again)?</title>
    <summary type="html">Vice President Biden unfurled his genius during a Google+ “fireside” hangout last month stating that having “armed guards in schools would be a terrible mistake.”</summary>
    <published>2013-02-03T00:01:00-05:00</published>
    <updated>2013-05-20T01:50:09Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Doug Giles</name>
    </author>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" title="Link Title" length="1000" href="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/02/03/armed-guard-saves-school-last-week-gun-control-freaks-wrong-again-n1503840" />
    <content type="html"> Vice President Biden unfurled his genius during a Google+ “fireside” hangout last month stating that having “armed guards in schools would be a...</content>
  </entry>
  <entry xml:base="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/01/27/women-serving-in-combat-positions-is-a-batty-idea-n1498515">
    <id>7173969d-a581-4c53-bac9-47bb3a8c3d68</id>
    <title type="text">Women Serving in Combat Positions Is a Batty Idea</title>
    <summary type="html">Last Thursday Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta and other U.S. military leaders lifted the ban on women serving in combat positions. I, for one, think this is a great idea and have a few modest proposals, if the brass inside the beltway is open to suggestions, on how they should deploy the dames (and whom they should deploy).</summary>
    <published>2013-01-27T00:01:00-05:00</published>
    <updated>2013-05-20T01:50:09Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Doug Giles</name>
    </author>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" title="Link Title" length="1000" href="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/01/27/women-serving-in-combat-positions-is-a-batty-idea-n1498515" />
    <content type="html">Last Thursday Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta and other U.S. military leaders lifted the ban on women serving in combat positions. I, for one,...</content>
  </entry>
  <entry xml:base="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/01/20/when-i-want-a-progressives-opinion-on-what-guns-i-should-havehunt-with-ill-give-it-to-them-n1493071">
    <id>d578f1dd-dcc0-4c73-9f84-fba4b27dd2c3</id>
    <title type="text">When I Want a Progressive’s Opinion on What Guns I Should Have/Hunt with, I’ll Give it to Them</title>
    <summary type="html">First off, dipsticks, the Second Amendment has nada to do with hunting. The founding fathers weren’t worried about their right to put the bam to Bambi (although we should be because progressives hate hunting and would love nothing more than to bring that activity to a grinding halt). If you don’t believe me, just corner one of these little darlings and ask them what they think about hunting.</summary>
    <published>2013-01-20T00:01:00-05:00</published>
    <updated>2013-05-20T01:50:09Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Doug Giles</name>
    </author>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" title="Link Title" length="1000" href="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/01/20/when-i-want-a-progressives-opinion-on-what-guns-i-should-havehunt-with-ill-give-it-to-them-n1493071" />
    <content type="html">My buddy, Green Beret badass Bryan Sikes, shot a massive whitetail buck last week during our South Texas Purple Heart Adventure. He whacked said...</content>
  </entry>
  <entry xml:base="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/01/13/massacre-solution-the-brady-bunch-bill-to-prohibit-the-procreation-of-irresponsible-people-n1488010">
    <id>a5f05db2-d024-49e8-ad97-cfe45997179e</id>
    <title type="text">Massacre Solution: The Brady Bunch Bill to Prohibit the Procreation of Irresponsible People</title>
    <summary type="html">As most of you know, Vice President Joe Biden has been appointed by Obama to make certain that another Sandy Hook never goes down on American soil. Being an American who digs freedom, I’m not getting the warm and fuzzies about this legislative venture. A myopic cyclops staring into the sun can see where this duo is heading.</summary>
    <published>2013-01-13T00:01:00-05:00</published>
    <updated>2013-05-20T01:50:09Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Doug Giles</name>
    </author>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" title="Link Title" length="1000" href="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/01/13/massacre-solution-the-brady-bunch-bill-to-prohibit-the-procreation-of-irresponsible-people-n1488010" />
    <content type="html">
	As most of you know, Vice President Joe Biden has been appointed by Obama to make certain that another Sandy Hook never goes down on American...</content>
  </entry>
  <entry xml:base="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/01/06/can-you-imagine-king-george-iii-telling-our-nations-founders-they-couldnt-have-muskets-n1479608">
    <id>1db73a04-364e-42f9-842a-f8efd4d9c67c</id>
    <title type="text">Can You Imagine King George III Telling Our Nation’s Founders They Couldn’t Have Muskets?</title>
    <summary type="html">Don’t you love how the Left and their step-n-fetch media mavens are trying to make law-abiding gun owners the bad guys? You don’t? Yeah, me neither.</summary>
    <published>2013-01-06T00:01:00-05:00</published>
    <updated>2013-05-20T01:50:09Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Doug Giles</name>
    </author>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" title="Link Title" length="1000" href="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2013/01/06/can-you-imagine-king-george-iii-telling-our-nations-founders-they-couldnt-have-muskets-n1479608" />
    <content type="html">Don’t you love how the Left and their step-n-fetch media mavens are trying to make law-abiding gun owners the bad guys? You don’t? Yeah, me...</content>
  </entry>
  <entry xml:base="http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2012/12/30/the-assault-weapons-ban-didnt-work-then-and-it-wont-work-now-n1476009">
    <id>1867aef2-389e-49fa-af28-3f22b7ebc735</id>
    <title type="text">The Assault Weapons Ban Didn’t Work Then and It Won’t Work Now</title>
    <summary type="html">Senator Dianne Feinstein is queuing up come January 2013 to retable—yet again—an Assault Weapons Ban (AWB) in order to “severely mitigate the possibilities of another Sandy Hook atrocity.” Great idea, Dianne, as the first AWB that Clinton signed into law worked wonders in schools from 1994-2004. </summary>
    <published>2012-12-30T00:01:00-05:00</published>
    <updated>2013-05-20T01:50:09Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Doug Giles</name>
    </author>
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