When fairness and Mother Earth come to blows, the environment wins every single time.

Or, at least it does for liberals cheering the release of a damning report of a prospective Alaskan gold and copper mine known as the Pebble Mine.

The report, re-released this week after an earlier version was widely panned by subject experts and scholars, essentially says what every leftist wanted to believe about the open-pit Pebble project before the study even began: the mine project will doom local ecosystems, bring on the apocalypse and cause Justin Bieber songs to play on repeat on all the radio stations forever.