Jimmy Kimmel's crew combed Hollywood Boulevard for individuals willing to answer the following question: “Do you believe Crimea’s vernal equinox should remain in the multiverse, or do you support Ukraine’s acquisition of the Lululemon?” You might be surprised at how many ignorant citizens are willing to give it a shot.


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