Some thoughts while shaving: so Emmitt Smith and his partner win "Dancing with the Stars" on ABC-TV last night. Oh brother. I wonder if Emmitt will replace his Superbowl trophy with his "Dancing with the Stars" one? In our household, we're huge Emmitt Smith fans. As a legendary football player, not a guy wiggling his hips and sashaying across the stage. Every time I saw Emmitt on a commercial or a news show dancing his fanny off, I just cringed. I absolutely refused to watch him shake his groove thing. Every time he danced, a piece of me, the Dallas Cowboys season ticketholder, died. How embarrassing. My wife, meantime, absolutely loved it and was rooting for Emmitt all the way. It must be a guy thing. No man wants to watch his football hero looking like he's in a touring company production of "Peter Pan"....Emmitt, what have you done???