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Well, that didn't take long.  Gossip blogger Perez Hilton -- the infamous judge from the Miss California scandal -- is in (NSFW) hot water with the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD), over 'anti-gay' comments he made about Will.I.am of the Black Eyed Peas. 

Perez claims Will.I.am hit him (which is plausible, considering Perez makes a living out of mocking celebrities.  I mean, would I be surprised if Mitt Romney or Mike Huckabee or David Frum took a swing at me at CPAC?) -- but Perez's response was to simply go after him on his blog -- which would not have been my response.

This is a truly bizarre story, and now over-exposed singer John Mayor is dissing Hilton, too (real celebs secretly resent bloggers who become minor celebs) ...

Update: HotAir has VIDEO of Perez's story.