Only In Poiltics Can This Be Considered News
Apr 26, 2007 12:17 PM EST
McCain is running for president!
In other news, the rate of acceleration is 9.8 meters per second, and Bill Clinton likes to chase the occasional skirt.
Extra! Extra!
Also, McCain is recycling his snappy put-downs. Green, I guess, but not cool. Come on, John, you're funnier than that.
Mary Katharine Ham
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