“Well, the math stuff I was fine with up until about seventh grade,” Obama said. “But Malia is now a freshman in High School and I’m pretty lost.”

As a fellow math-challenged individual, I can relate to feeling "lost" by pretty basic algebra. But then again, I'm not the guy who's presided over four consecutive trillion-dollar deficits while whinging about my opponent's arithmetic not adding up. Feel free to have fun with this one in the comments. Parting quotation: "This is not class warfare, it's math."