Guy Benson

Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a parody:


"It's a gift that we can all appreciate!" No extended commentary is necessary.  The arrogance and shamelessness astounds.  They must be really hard-up for cash these days.  I'll say this: If a couple invited me to their wedding and asked me to donate to The One in lieu of a wedding gift, I might have a few words to share before "forever hold your piece."  Assuming, that is, I decided to attend at all.  I'll leave you with this, which seems particularly apropos today:
 


Guy Benson

Guy Benson is Townhall.com's Senior Political Editor. Follow him on Twitter @guypbenson.

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