Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a parody:
"It's a gift that we can all appreciate!" No extended commentary is necessary. The arrogance and shamelessness astounds. They must be really hard-up for cash these days. I'll say this: If a couple invited me to their wedding and asked me to donate to The One in lieu of a wedding gift, I might have a few words to share before "forever hold your piece." Assuming, that is, I decided to attend at all. I'll leave you with this, which seems particularly apropos today:
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