Guy Benson
First, they'd almost certainly do away with the term -- forgive the expression -- Christmas, then they'd impose their typical obnoxious micromanagement:



This video was forwarded to me as a tip, and it's unclear who's responsible for producing it. 

Whoever you are, well done; feel free to email me (gbenson@townhall.com) so I can post the credit you've earned.

Guy Benson

Guy Benson is Townhall.com's Political Editor. Follow him on Twitter @guypbenson. He is co-authors with Mary Katharine Ham for their new book End of Discussion: How the Left's Outrage Industry Shuts Down Debate, Manipulates Voters, and Makes America Less Free (and Fun).

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