Greg Hengler

For context, here's POTUS on Monday telling America: "Michelle has told me I cannot have a fried Twinkie."

Here's Michelle on Monday night's Jay Leno show chastising Olympic gold medalist gymnast Gabby Douglas for eating an Egg McMuffin:

Here's FLOTUS today (Wednesday) in Dubuque, Iowa attempting to soften her iron-fisted image when it comes to diet and nutrition. Result: FAIL.