Obama's EPA (U.S. Environmental Protection Agency) Chief, Lisa Jackson has announced that the EPA would begin to regulate carbon dioxide as "pollution" and a "threat" to public health. Some are calling her move a tactic "right out of an old Gestapo playbook."

CNN's Chief Medical Correspondent, Sanjay Gupta wasted no time in declaring other "profound" effects on our climate due to our breathing "pollution": Allergies, and, of course, the allergy season itself.