The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has a new plan this year to quickly pinpoint the locations of acute gastroenteritis infections: they're hoping to read people's tweets.
Recently, after a couple of days of feeling a bit run down, I groused to my wife that I didn't feel bad enough to miss work, just bad enough to make work a lot harder than usual. "It might be nice to feel bad enough to have to stay home," I said sardonically.
Earlier this week I was whining about having what I declared to be "the fluh" which was the flu without the fever.
I am good about getting my shots. At my advanced age I was supposed to get a pneumonia shot and a shingles shot, so I got them.