Stocks have been swift and confident like the hare with a single-minded determination of the tortoise. Yet what happens when the worst traits of both are present at the same time?
Isn’t it ironic that the same media that’s indignant over Cain’s alleged sexual misconduct from fifteen years ago is Teller-like in their silence over the multitudinous rapes going down at the Occupy rallies like fifteen hours ago?
Uncle Sam has hit on a new plan for winning those ever-elusive Afghan "hearts and minds."When nature calls, he wants every U.S. Marine equipped with a map and compass, to ensure that no U.S. Marine in Afghanistan urinates in the direction of Mecca ever again. Now, there's a winning strategy.
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