We have it so good we have to make up things to frighten ourselves. Those adept at this art sell a lot of tickets, and get rich.
If you've been awake for anything more than 13 minutes, some toothy, giggly anchor dressed in a sleeveless dress on your local news channel has already told you that today is 12-12-12 and he then added that the next time there can be three numbers the same in a date will be January 1, 2101.
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