And the winner is...
Except it's broken and doesn't work.
"Trainwreck" doesn't even suffice.
Train still wrecking.
This world is getting strange and crazier than even I could ever imagine and unless we have all moved to the Land of Oz, somethings on earth - more specific in the United States - has to change, now! The following is my short list of needed measures. . . Emphasizing the word short.