Doug Giles on Townhall

Dear Mitt: Please Don’t Morph into a Wuss During the Debates. Regards, Doug Giles Sun Sep 30

Doug Giles

I’ve got to admit … I’m a wee bit concerned about the upcoming presidential debates. My fear is that Mitt, for whatever reason, will take the McCain fetal position before Obama and not come out swinging for the fence. ... more
Whitney Houston Was Correct: Crack Was Wack Sun Feb 19

Doug Giles

During a 2002 ABC interview Whitney Houston told an inquiring Diane Sawyer that “crack is wack.” She was correct: Crack is wack, and in the final analysis, abusing it (and many, many other drugs and alcohol) whacked Whitney. ... more
When Did Atheists Become Persnickety, Litigious Anti-Christmas Whiners? Sun Dec 18

Doug Giles

The atheists I grew up with in Texas were a tad bit pluckier than today’s lardy hagfish atheists who file lawsuits every winter when they see a child wrapped in swaddling clothes. ... more
Eric Holder Gets Furious Fast Sun Dec 4

Doug Giles

You know what makes me angry? Guys who use more than three words when ordering Starbucks coffee, lizards that steal quail eggs and speed walkers. That’s what makes me mad. You know what gets Eric Holder heated? Probing questions from young reporters. ... more
Parents Obsessed with Texting + Ignored Kids = Hell to Pay Sun Oct 16

Doug Giles

This past week I saw a sad sight. No, it wasn’t Eric Holder trying to convince us that he’s now a terror exposing hero instead of the perpetrator of a deadly Mexican gunrunning op that had its sights set on ultimately getting our Second Amendment rights revoked—though that was pretty sad, as that dog wag had all the subtleties of a Chaz Bono rumba. ... more
Six Ways Obama Might Win Young Voters in 2012 Sun Sep 4

Doug Giles

I wonder what kind of campaign voodoo Obama’s going to foist on young voters to get them to buy his “Hope and Change” (again) in 2012? ... more
Parents: Hone Your Kid's BS Detector! Sun Aug 7

Doug Giles

How many of you have met the book smart 4.0 summa cum laude lady who, in regard to street smarts, is a summa dumb loopy chick? What about the poor honey who is neither book nor street smart? What a shame, eh? ... more
Angry Gays: F-Bombs, Glitterbombs, Phlegm Phones and Death Wishes Sun Jul 24

Doug Giles

The lesson is clear, little children: If you wanna be a vile vandal but don’t want to be harangued by the media and would like to skate when you should be fined or imprisoned, you might want to consider homosexuality. ... more