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Women Serving in Combat Positions Is a Batty Idea

yankette Wrote: Jan 27, 2013 2:10 PM
I'm wondering if this will be sorta like the whole gay marriage thing in that very few gay couples get married where it's legal - very few women will sign up for full combat. They just wanted the attention, approval, and validation.

Last Thursday Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta and other U.S. military leaders lifted the ban on women serving in combat positions. I, for one, think this is a great idea and have a few modest proposals, if the brass inside the beltway is open to suggestions, on how they should deploy the dames (and whom they should deploy).

First off, if you truly want to eviscerate the enemy—namely Muslims—then I propose sending the most nerve grating and foul women Hollywood has to offer straight into hot zones as our forward armies. I’m a thinkin’ starting off with Roseanne Barr, Joy...