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Women Serving in Combat Positions Is a Batty Idea

wpqr Wrote: Jan 27, 2013 11:51 AM
They could also send in Gloria Allred, Gloria Steinem and Jane Fonda. In fact, Jane Fonda's take on this issue would be rather interesting.
jaybird8 Wrote: Jan 27, 2013 1:48 PM
Fonda already has military experience. Check out that photo of her manning a North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gun. (One that was pointed at American aircraft, by the way.)
Original Saepe_Expertus Wrote: Jan 27, 2013 12:27 PM
I wouldn't walk across the street to watch Jane Fonda slit her wrists!

Last Thursday Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta and other U.S. military leaders lifted the ban on women serving in combat positions. I, for one, think this is a great idea and have a few modest proposals, if the brass inside the beltway is open to suggestions, on how they should deploy the dames (and whom they should deploy).

First off, if you truly want to eviscerate the enemy—namely Muslims—then I propose sending the most nerve grating and foul women Hollywood has to offer straight into hot zones as our forward armies. I’m a thinkin’ starting off with Roseanne Barr, Joy...